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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

A haunted hospital is host to scary goings-on every Thursday night at 5 (4 central) on NBC.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:49

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Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

A woman realizes that way too many twilight zone/outer limits episode ideas are about men. She will soon find out that this is not a simple coincidence, but a vast conspiracy! But by whom? And for what reason?

by men, cause we are jerks

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:52

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

there's that one 80's twilight zone revival ep about a photographer who picks her career over getting a family and isn't sure if it was the right choice so the ghost of her non-existent son comes to rub it in while she visits a zoo. there's also an ep where an autistic hoarder's pile of garbage turns out to be god, an ep where the only female character gets murdered by a spear-chucking caveman and nobody notices, an ep where an extra-terrestrial pedophile wants to put a child inside a fridge, an ep where spear-chucking tribesmen are trapped inside a camera, an ep where an asian lady uses an obscure racist term to refer to the asian main character repeatedly and other cool eps. A++, good times, highly recommended

problematic zone

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:12

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Applewhite finds tat everytime he writes he get paid 1 dollar a word for non repeating sentences (he tested it out). HE types and he types and then he types some more, ignoring friends family and lovers alike. He eventually dies of his hubris though rich nonetheless. You can't take it wiht you

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:13

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Alan Smithee posted:

Applewhite finds tat everytime he writes he get paid 1 dollar a word for non repeating sentences (he tested it out). HE types and he types and then he types some more, ignoring friends family and lovers alike. He eventually dies of his hubris though rich nonetheless. You can't take it wiht you

or every poster on gbs is applewhite alt

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:20

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

or every poster on gbs is applewhite alt

I don't remember writing this...
My personas have started to take on lives of their own!

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:29

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

or every poster on gbs is applewhite alt

this is correct

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:42

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

social vegan posted:

or every poster on gbs is applewhite alt

So am I anthe alt he uses when he can't come up with good ideas?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:58

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Mehuyael posted:

So am I anthe alt he uses when he can't come up with good ideas?

The twist is that actually I am the alt you use when you can't come up with good ideas.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Feb 10, 2015

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:06

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

A skeleton lives in a horrible dungeon underground, filled with traps and treasure. Over the decades, left alone in the dungeon, the skeleton grows bored. One day, an adventurer arrives to loot the place and gets quite far before accidentally falling into a pit of deadly acid. The skeleton notices what is happening and rushes out to help, excited about the possibility of company, but oh no, it's too late, the adventurer is dead. Pulling what's left of his corpse out of the pit, the skeleton sighs, having been left all alone again. But wait! The skeleton has an idea! Itruns to a chest hidden deep inside the dungeon and pulls out a book. It is a book for resurrecting the dead! The skeleton performs one of the many rites detailed in the book, and the adventurer's corpse rises, as if it were alive again! Shedding what is left of his flesh, the adventurer's skeleton joins his new skeleton friend and together they spend, many, many centuries, down in the horrible underground dungeon. The End.

(Pan-out, the narrator is revealed to be gypsy genie Hitler alien ghost clown reading from a book who then gives a knowing wink to the camera.)

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:19

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

A scientist announces he has discovered a portal to an alternate dimension where humans cannot exist. If you go through the portal, you turn into an animal.
All the furries are delighted and line up to go through the portal. Once they're all through, the scientist closes the portal behind them, so the world is freed of them forever. He is thrown a parade and given all the Nobels.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:59

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Nameless_Steve posted:

A scientist announces he has discovered a portal to an alternate dimension where humans cannot exist. If you go through the portal, you turn into an animal.
All the furries are delighted and line up to go through the portal. Once they're all through, the scientist closes the portal behind them, so the world is freed of them forever. He is thrown a parade and given all the Nobels.

You just stole that from Kevin & Kell.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:05

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

A Mad Archivist kills people who visit his archives and sorts their various body parts under the appropriate letter.
One night the parts start coming to life and attack him. He flees, but is cornered in the "I" section, where a length of intestine slithers around his throat and strangles him to death.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:07

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Mehuyael posted:

You just stole that from Kevin & Kell.

You mean "Kenan"?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:09

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Nameless_Steve posted:

You mean "Kenan"?

I thought the same thing when I first heard about it, but no, it's Kevin. Google it and be amazed. You might need to read a couple of strips to understand the true horror. But don't really bother cause it sucks.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:11

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

In the absence of furries to draw and animate their fantasies for adolescents to consume, anime reaches global domination. A time traveler goes back and shoots the scientist three days before he invents the portal, before killing himself. Post-Anime Stress Disorder.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:11

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

An over the top story about struggle in a post-apocalyptic hellscape turns out to be a documentary about modern day Detroit.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:15

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

quakster posted:

In the absence of furries to draw and animate their fantasies for adolescents to consume, anime reaches global domination. A time traveler goes back and shoots the scientist three days before he invents the portal, before killing himself. Post-Anime Stress Disorder.

The time traveler's body (he is a living anime character) is taken by the government and reverse engineered, bringing about the anime wars almost a decade ahead of when they should have happened.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:15

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Anime Hitler wins the war and claims his place as the one true emperor of humanity.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:20

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of ... the twilight zone.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:58

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Imagine a world, where

Making your way in it today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;

In the Twilight Zone...

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:05

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Hitler enters the bar

Everyone: "HITLER!"

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:07

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Hitler enters the bar

Everyone: "HITLER!"

Hitler is the barman.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:10

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

why the long face hitler

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:15

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

An internet forums poster must tell his boss 1001 story ideas for the upcoming season of a show similar to twilight zone or the outer limits by the end of the month, or he will be forced to resign.

How will he possibly come up with that many ideas in time?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 20:54

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

An executive at a typewriter company is coming to the realization that his business hasn't sold a typewriter since 1997. His inability to provide for his wife and kid fills him with such a depression that he ends his life by a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, realizing he is worth more dead than alive. Screen fades and transitions to hipsters in Brooklyn reading about his death on their Macbooks. Typewriters immediately replace vinyl records for top sales of the year.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:01

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

A kid lies to his school chums about his Uncle at Nintendo and exploits this fictitious family connection to gain respect on the playground and to bully other children. However, when the upcoming games he lies about start coming out for real, he starts getting a little freaked out. Then games start getting released that mention him by name and portray him in unflattering ways. He becomes the laughingstock of the school and eventually the humiliation becomes so severe that he shuts down from interactions with the other children completely. It turns out one of the kids he bullied really DID have an uncle at Nintendo (it was the quiet Japanese boy who never speaks the entire episode and who gets called racist names by the liar kid). The Japanese kid smiles to himself as the formerly popular liar kid sulks in the back of the class.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:06

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

The mysterious and charismatic cult leader whose name is on everybody's lips turns out to have been the humble railway worker who was in the background the whole time.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:09

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

A kid lies to his school chums about his Uncle at Nintendo and exploits this fictitious family connection to gain respect on the playground and to bully other children. However, when the upcoming games he lies about start coming out for real, he starts getting a little freaked out. Then games start getting released that mention him by name and portray him in unflattering ways. He becomes the laughingstock of the school and eventually the humiliation becomes so severe that he shuts down from interactions with the other children completely. It turns out one of the kids he bullied really DID have an uncle at Nintendo (it was the quiet Japanese boy who never speaks the entire episode and who gets called racist names by the liar kid). The Japanese kid smiles to himself as the formerly popular liar kid sulks in the back of the class.

That explains how Lester the Unlikely got made.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:10

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

A Mad Archivist kills people who visit his archives and sorts their various body parts under the appropriate letter.
One night the parts start coming to life and attack him. He flees, but is cornered in the "I" section, where a length of intestine slithers around his throat and strangles him to death.

hey wait a minute

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:15