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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



if you say something that someone finds offensive, just swap out the thing you're describing with "black people"

ex. "i'm usually a fan of cultured italians, but a lot of the times they weren't raised right and they're too loud"

when we apply this trick, you will find out that yes, what you said was indeed racist

just a little something to keep in the back of your head, GBS


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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

ok

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

It's OK op I have black friends

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I don't like quinoa.

"That offends me!"

I don't like black people.









drat you're right.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I love to eat Indian food

I love to eat black people

Dang

Subpar Superhero
Nov 27, 2013

the hunger games

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Whirlwind Jones posted:

I don't like quinoa.

"That offends me!"

I don't like black people.









drat you're right.

looks like we got ourselves a racist here. mods?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

I hate arab people!

I hate... black people....

My god op you're right

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


i hate kids

i hate black kids


...makes u think

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Suicide black people is for cowards

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
single mom discovers one neat trick to find out if you're black people! black people hate her!

uh not sure buddy i'm finding some holes in your research

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

lorn Wayne posted:

single mom discovers one neat trick to find out if you're black people! black people hate her!


im an orange
Jun 24, 2005
can minorities be racist?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



lorn Wayne posted:

single mom discovers one neat trick to find out if you're black people! black people hate her!

uh not sure buddy i'm finding some black people in your research

im sorry???

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

im an orange posted:

can minorities be racist?

um no the REAL definition of racism is PREJUDICE + POWER FUCKBOY

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I hate black kids
I HATE black KIDS

Yeah I feel more racist.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

unlimited shrimp posted:

+ POWER FUCKBOY

Good username right there.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I can only be reverse racist.

I hate myself.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn op htf

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Business Gorillas posted:

if you say something that someone finds offensive, just swap out the thing you're describing with "black people"

ex. "i'm usually a fan of cultured italians, but a lot of the times they weren't raised right and they're too loud"

when we apply this trick, you will find out that yes, what you said was indeed racist

just a little something to keep in the back of your head, GBS

You're also racist if you're white, op.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I wish that we could still own quinoa and force quinoa to work in the fields for our economic gain.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
human being, please.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I don't give my kids vaccines. Vaccines are bad for children.

I don't give my kids black people. Black people are bad for children.

By god it works!

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
this trick is pretty neat OP.

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
only works with plurals OP, otherwise it would not make grammatical sense

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

only works with BLACK PEOPLE OP, otherwise it would not make grammatical sense

Racist.

Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS

Lt. Chips posted:

I don't give my kids vaccines. Vaccines are bad for children.

I don't give my kids black people. Black people are bad for children.

By god it works!

Black people give kids autism.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Scalding Coffee posted:

I can only be reverse racist.

I hate myself.

let's see:

Scalding Coffee posted:

Black people can only be reverse racist.

I hate black people.

looks like your "reverse racism" is actually a two way street...

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
it's a neat trick op, but i'd say it works in reverse. ie, it shows just how delicately we liberals feel compelled to treat blacks, compared to other ethnic groups. ie, can you say "double standard" much? like, why do we believe them to be so thin-skinned?

edit: take the tv show The Simpsons for example.

they have characters they are offensive stereotypes of pretty much all ethnic groups: Bumblebee Man (hispanic), Akira and Cookie Kwan (asians), Apu (indians), Willie (Scottish), Zutroy and Vaklav (Eastern European), Luigi (Italian), etc... BUT look at the black character: Dr. Hibbert - a medical doctor who is married and lives with his wife an children.

What is wrong with this picture? Why did the Simpsons writers deem black people "out of bounds" from comedic stereotype portrayal? Hmmmmmm

IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Feb 4, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'd rather not hang out with racists

I'd rather not hang out with bloh my god

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
lemme try

im not a fan of cantaloupe
im not a fan of jews

hmm.... i dont get it


im not a fan of black people


oh NOW i get it

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Business Gorillas posted:

looks like we got ourselves a racist here. mods?

Looks like we got ourselves a black person here. Mods?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
thread is bad

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

CharlestonJew posted:

Looks like we got ourselves a black person here. Mods?
:wth:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


i have an easier trick to find out if you are at least somewhat racist

check yourself for a pulse

p.s. ban all zombies

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

gnarlyhotep posted:

thread is bad

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racisimer.

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