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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > one neat trick to find out if you're racist
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Novo posted:

a lap dance is always better when the stripper is black people

not racist because the truth can't be racist

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Be honest, OP.

This whole thread exists because someone called you out for being a dumb, loud wop.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

 Hey, is it racist to not like Kanye West?

Because I do not enjoy Kanye West at all.

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, is it racist to not like Kanye West?

Because I do not enjoy Kanye West at all.

i had a fight with a friend who told me that i "ignore kanye's rants because he's black" and i tried to explain to her that i ignore his rants because he's an rear end in a top hat who, in unrelated news, is also a black guy. but she wouldn't listen.

edit: and she's black so i can't just ignore what she said to me or else i've proven her right :(

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, is it racist to not like Kanye West black people?

Because I do not enjoy Kanye West black people at all.

burritolingus posted:

A music celebrity black people is an rear end in a top hat? Unheard of.


:ohdear:

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Feb 27, 2015

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Gatekeeper posted:

i had a fight with a friend who told me that i "ignore kanye's rants because he's black" and i tried to explain to her that i ignore his rants because he's an rear end in a top hat who, in unrelated news, is also a black guy. but she wouldn't listen.

edit: and she's black so i can't just ignore what she said to me or else i've proven her right :(

A music celebrity is an rear end in a top hat? Unheard of.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

 I also jokingly said that, in response to Billy Corgan's claim that he could beat up Kanye, I'd like to see that.

What I didn't qualify that with was that I'd also like to see him beat up Bieber or Chad Kroeger from Nickelback.

Or the fact that it was a sarcastic comment, and that, in actuality, I don't really wish to see anyone beaten up just because they're a lovely 'artist' (Actually, I did explain this part).

But yeah, I guess I'm totally racist.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gatekeeper posted:

i had a fight with a friend who told me that i "ignore kanye's rants because he's black" and i tried to explain to her that i ignore his rants because he's an rear end in a top hat who, in unrelated news, is also a black guy. but she wouldn't listen.

edit: and she's black so i can't just ignore what she said to me or else i've proven her right :(

sounds like a lovely friend

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 when someone says "i wouldnt date a black person" you can tell their racist

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

sexy young infidel posted:
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DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Someone should lynch all of the shitskins in my neighborhood.

Someone should lynch all of the black people in my neighborhood.

Nah, don't see it OP. If anything saying black people makes it less offensive.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I hate how my niggardly wife won't stop nagging me about cleaning the pollution-blackened faces of our porch's monkey statutes.

I hate how my niggardly wife black people won't stop nagging me about cleaning the pollution-blackened faces of our porch's monkey statutes.

Hmm... Wait a cotton picking minute, that DOES sound racist! :banjo:

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SSI1PBMTLs

"Hi, this is Sal Governale..."

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

steinrokkan posted:

sounds like a lovely friendblack people

wow, hosed up dude

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