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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



http://mirror.ninja/726i

apparently there are some people so unwanted that even a sex tape can't save their career.

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Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
Before i click that link I need to know if at any point in the video he screams "shitter's full!".

E: just not worth watching otherwise.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Sham I Am posted:

Before i click that link I need to know if at any point in the video he screams "shitter's full!".

He quotes another movie line of his, but that would have been a lot better.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

You know you're washed up when you have to remind the audience which films you were in.

Subpar Superhero
Nov 27, 2013

the hunger games
seems like he has actually become his independence day character, in some ways. hmm.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I dont get these "art movies"

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
The dog seems to be enjoying it.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dude fell a long way from his innerspace days

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

That's a broken man right there

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Expected goatse

What I got was even better

5

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
speechless.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You know, I think they're faking it.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Rando posted:

You know, I think they're faking it.

edit: still funny though.

And, if I have to pick sides, there is no way i'm siding with Murdoch in any disagreement.


edit 2: i kinda wish his wife was naked tho, b/c she is pretty hot.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Rando posted:

You know, I think they're faking it.

Yeah there's no banging goin on here except for maybe headbangin'. I wanted to see Randy Quaid's taint goddamnit

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
I am absolutely not going to click that

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Doctor Shapes posted:

I am absolutely not going to click that

Bok bok bok.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
no thanks

baby picture
Aug 7, 2004

I wish I could press a button and a rope would instantly tie around my ankle and I would be hung out of the highest window of the highest skyscraper in the world
Didn't expect the thread to deliver.

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

I love how he screams i'm baaaaacccckkkkk while he bangs his stoned looking wife

Voted 5 give that man a tv show

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is like the 4th thread about this

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

baby picture posted:

Didn't expect the thread to deliver.

thread delivers

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the dog barking

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

berserker posted:

I wanted to see Randy Quaid's taint goddamnit

I imagine it looks a lot like his chin.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is like the 4th thread about this

This is the only one I clicked on because they didn't play coy with what it was about or make it look like a boring GBS 1.0 RSS feed. They told me that Randy Quaid was going to gently caress his wife in a Rupert Murdoch mask and that's what I got. I don't want to talk about politics or mental healthcare or conspiracy nuts or even Randy Quaid, I just want to watch a trainwreck.

Thank you, OP.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol poor dennis

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
he doesn't actually gently caress his wife, it's a show to make a point i personally don't understand

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Randy Quaid is in Mensa.

Does that explain it?

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Only Quaid I know skipped out of work in the direction of the recall centers. Never saw him again.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hey Randy. Do me a huge fave and turn on the reactors?

Thanks doll.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
mods please change my username to randy quaids sex tape

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Dyna Soar posted:

he doesn't actually gently caress his wife, it's a show to make a point i personally don't understand

Of course he doesn't actually penetrate her on camera, that'd just be crazy.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Give Pat a Job posted:

The dog seems to be enjoying it.

I like how the dog barks every time he thrusts.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Is this a viral ad for Independence Day 2?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Dyna Soar posted:

he doesn't actually gently caress his wife, it's a show to make a point i personally don't understand

He's tired of being arrested by TMZ dumbass

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Don Tacorleone posted:

Is this a viral ad for Independence Day 2?

He's uploading the virus.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Free Cheese posted:

Only Quaid I know skipped out of work in the direction of the recall centers. Never saw him again.

This Quaid is busy trying to start the reactor

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

fatninja187 posted:

I love how he screams i'm baaaaacccckkkkk while he bangs his stoned looking wife

Voted 5 give that man a tv show

Really what does he need Fox for, it looks like he could make a whole great movie just on his own

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

fatninja187 posted:

I love how he screams i'm baaaaacccckkkkk while he bangs his stoned looking wife

Voted 5 give that man a tv show

Did the aliens abuse him

sexually

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Crash_N_Burn posted:

This Quaid is busy trying to start the reactor

:chanpop:

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*hollers from the shitter* I'm the dog

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