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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion


They're a really bad wrestling promotion

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



Mike Jones

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If wrestlers in TNA have to come out to what TNA deserves then everyone would come out to armpit farts and an old man dry heaving.

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead

Fat Lowtax posted:

Mike Jones

Who

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008


The protagonist from the StarTropics video game

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpdcKmaHk_s

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

You quote a 5ive video and don't choose the one with all the forced wrestling references?

Shameful.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

I'm under the full realization that they did not actually kill Jeff Hardy with fire, but how did they make it look so much like Jeff Hardy got killed by fire?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Skinty McEdger posted:

You quote a 5ive video and don't choose the one with all the forced wrestling references?

Shameful.

Why would I post that song instead of the one they wrote about the last set of Manhattan Center tapings?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
At least they have Borash

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rovert posted:

At least they have Borash


Nice catch.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

rovert posted:

At least they have Borash


I guess Brodus must've secretly studied under Miz during NXT.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

You quote a 5ive video and don't choose the one with all the forced wrestling references?

Shameful.

Why don't YOU link that one? :colbert:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



rovert posted:

At least they have Borash


He's unconscious there yeah? He looks unconscious.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

rovert posted:

At least they have Borash


Here I go!
*jump*
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

hey pal, the song is good but there's more to an entrance than just a really good song

seriously tho how did someone lovely like gangrel get that good a song

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Kinda reminds me more of the Roadogg Fail Catch on Cody.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Cory Lidle posted:

Kinda reminds me more of the Roadogg Fail Catch on Cody.

Except this is a pretty easy catch where Road Dogg was presented with a very difficult one. Tyrus Clay just has to deal with a bit of flailing on a target that is coming down, Road Dogg had to deal with a moonsault that was twisting away from the catch.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think he was expecting Borash to jump out a little further.

Nasty head collision it looks like.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Still pissed that got airtime instead of a BBQ Pitmasters repeat I'd already seen four times

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Guys and gals I don't know if I've made this clear but your old pal Mob is SUPER PISSED this TNA/DA television deal cut into the amount of BBQ shows I get to watch

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
#HisNameIsTyrus so clearly does not care one bit and it's hilarious.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mob posted:

Guys and gals I don't know if I've made this clear but your old pal Mob is SUPER PISSED this TNA/DA television deal cut into the amount of BBQ shows I get to watch

The last thing I remember my old pal Mob being this passionate about was that huge lady on NXT so I can only assume BBQ Pitmasters is just as good as her.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

#HisNameIsTyrus so clearly does not care one bit and it's hilarious.

He actually looks genuinely depressed, pushing into "actually might do something bad to himself and others" territory. It's the hardest thing to watch on a show full of things that are hard to watch.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

MassRafTer posted:

Nice catch.

haha seriously, my first thought as well.

Usually when WWE has a non-wrestler do a jump like that, they have 3-4 guys do the catch. I'm shocked TNA has so little regard for safety.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

#HisNameIsTyrus so clearly does not care one bit and it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eCrjgkQkto

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rovert posted:

At least they have Borash


Prazak still has the best non-wrestler dive in the business. Also, if you're gonna task someone with catching Borash, you're gonna use Brodus "the gently caress am I doing here" Clay?

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

coconono posted:

Prazak still has the best non-wrestler dive in the business. Also, if you're gonna task someone with catching Borash, you're gonna use Brodus "the gently caress am I doing here" Clay?
Ooh, is that online somewhere?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

triplexpac posted:

I'm shocked TNA has so little regard for safety.

No you're not.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


I remember giggling like mad when I heard the OSW review guys say how fascinating it is that TNA seems to have all of WWE's history and continuity as part of their own for some reason. Actually seeing how totally unable they are to get away from LOOK, WE'RE NOT WWE, YOU HATE WWE RIGHT GUYS? just kind of makes me sad now. Then again at least I never had to sit through The NAO calling out Trips and HBK to fight them at the Aalamo.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triplexpac posted:

I'm shocked TNA has so little regard for safety.

http://youtu.be/XpzDKmcyQWI

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

I'm shocked TNA has so little regard for safety.

does anyone have Samoa joes dropkick down a flight of stairs onto concrete

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Alright you guys got me, I'm not actually shocked at all. Surprise!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jonny Angel posted:

No you're not.

He's shocked in that anyone was there to catch at all and Borash wasn't just flipping onto a mostly deflated blowup doll on a bed of thumbtacks.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Great White Hope posted:

The last thing I remember my old pal Mob being this passionate about was that huge lady on NXT so I can only assume BBQ Pitmasters is just as good as her.

oh my god she was so tall

I'm surprised Russo never had her signed so she could be the pole

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Grado is fast approaching two dozen MSPs supporting his campaign.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mob posted:

oh my god she was so tall

I'm surprised Russo never had her signed so she could be the pole

I was so sad when she got cut because I was looking forward to you running tall jokes into the ground even farther than you did in the about 10 minutes after her announcement. :(

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Skinty McEdger posted:

Grado is fast approaching two dozen MSPs supporting his campaign.

Scotland didn't deserve independence

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Great White Hope posted:

I was so sad when she got cut because I was looking forward to you running tall jokes into the ground even farther than you did in the about 10 minutes after her announcement. :(

last I checked she was doing light fetish modeling or something.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4054519/

Perfect fit for TNA.

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