The "Penn Jillette is THIN" thread. :stare:

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Holy poo poo!

This was just posted on Jamie and Adam's Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/JamieandAdam

Good on him and I hope everything is ok with his health. That's a lot of work and I'm impressed!

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Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

never heard of him

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

three cool dudes

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Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

is teller crying

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One Legged Cat: Aug 31, 2004; DAY I GOT COOKIE

It looks like this was taken the moment the trio stepped outside after Penn finished beating Teller.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

His neck now looks like a pussy

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

what dudes, what gangsta atheists

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Sidecrab: Jul 16, 2012

I'm the loose wiring

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Demora: Aug 13, 2004; It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Now he has a ballsack for a neck. Congratulations!

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

he looks kinda like Miceky Rourke

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Demora posted:

Now he has a ballsack for a neck. Congratulations!

Sorry folks, he's right. That's Hugh Jackman

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No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Holy poo poo is he dying?

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DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Looks aidsy

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

he neck look like a vagina now!

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Demora posted:

Now he has a ballsack for a neck. Congratulations!

basement jihadist posted:

he neck look like a vagina now!

I think you two need a refresher course on human reproductive organs.

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CAMP FARTING ROCKS: Jan 14, 2005

still wearing those dollar store vegas suits I see

I guess buying the cheapest possible outfits made by literal slaves fits into his ideology, at least

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

amityville anus posted:

His neck now looks like a pussy

I wanna gently caress it.

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MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

I remember when Penn tried to use his show to inform everyone about how being fat was a good thing.

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

now in prime physical condition, the atheist shakes his wattle to attract a mate

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Demora: Aug 13, 2004; It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

VendaGoat posted:

I think you two need a refresher course on human reproductive organs.

MiB made me believe there are beings out there with ballsacks in other places.

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JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

MacheteZombie posted:

I remember when Penn tried to use his show to inform everyone about how being fat was a good thing.

i would like to see this, link?

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naem: May 29, 2011

Jamie and Adam fired Carey Byron I can't forgive them

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

At least he looks better then thin Drew Carey. Maybe, actually it's kind of a tossup.

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afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

are they at a funeral?

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

Jamie and Adam fired Carey Byron I can't forgive them

You can't even spell her name correctly! SHUNNED!

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No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

naem posted:

Jamie and Adam fired Carey Byron I can't forgive them

What, when did that happen?

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Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Looks like the last stages of terminal cancer. RIP Penn Jillette. Zoltan and Moxie will miss you.

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Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Vorik posted:

never heard of him

edit:

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 5, 2015

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Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

No. 6 posted:

What, when did that happen?

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

he's probably diseased

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naem: May 29, 2011

No. 6 posted:

What, when did that happen?

Karey, Grant and, other guy got fired, it's going to be the "Jamie and Adam are ambiguously gay" show now

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

Jamie and Adam fired Carey Byron I can't forgive them

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

Karey

I'm sure your doing this on purpose. I still hate you.

Fog Tripper posted:

You, you're alright.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Zzulu posted:

he's probably diseased

He has cancer

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naem: May 29, 2011

I wonder if a new cute girl and wacky buddy team will replace them all now

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

I wonder if a new cute girl and wacky buddy team will replace them all now

I doubt it. The new format is....what the gently caress am I doing serious posting again!?

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

I'll bet Penn is a stealth goon, and that thread where everyone was calling him fat, and creating magic tricks that end with him eating a dunk tank full of chocolate pudding gave him an eating disorder.

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