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its a search query example so it might as well be a thread boating laws i dont think its legal for anyone under like 16 to operate a boat but we broke that law a lot when i was a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqfSKN1Xz4
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apparently you can't drink and boat which is insane because everybody does that
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Feb 5, 2015 04:52
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we were out partying on a houseboat when we were all early twenties and one of us that rented the thing went on one of the speedboats to go pick up more people or something, I don't remember exactly but he got arrested and was stuck in a drunk tank near the lake, only he had nothing on but his swim trunks and they stuck him in a cell where the whole building had the a/c running all night and they didn't give him any additional clothes or anything Everyone on the boat thought that was funny when he made it back the next day and told us about it but he didn't find it very funny E: that's my boating law story
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Feb 5, 2015 04:59
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i got drunk on a pirate ship once for my brothers bucks party. there was even a stripper and i saw her bewbs below deck! she lit my brothers chest hair on fire. it was a fun night but noone wanted to keep getting more drunk with me
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Feb 5, 2015 05:00
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jackyl posted:we were out partying on a houseboat when we were all early twenties and one of us that rented the thing went on one of the speedboats to go pick up more people or something, I don't remember exactly If you're too drunk to boat then you are just hosed right up its way easier than driving drunk
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Feb 5, 2015 05:00
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jackyl posted:but he got arrested and was stuck in a drunk tank near the lake is that like a fish tank that they make you swim around in until someone posts bail/u sober up?
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Feb 5, 2015 05:01
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posts pics of boats guys
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Feb 5, 2015 05:06
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Feb 5, 2015 05:09
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slaw dog.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:11
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i used to drive boats by myself at the age of 12, apparently this is against the law in MN MN also has the highest boat ownership per capita boatfacts
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Feb 5, 2015 05:11
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sovereign citizens avoid boats because the gold fringed flag flying admiralty courts really do have jurisdiction over them then
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Feb 5, 2015 05:13
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also while people boat drunk all the time sometimes they do boat sober whereas no one has ever operated a snowmobile while sober
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Feb 5, 2015 05:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDvMBPZ5Bik
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Feb 5, 2015 05:16
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Feb 5, 2015 05:16
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motor-boating lawlessness
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Feb 5, 2015 05:17
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same
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Feb 5, 2015 05:17
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I was under the impression that it was a law, you have to be drunk to operate a boat
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Feb 5, 2015 05:17
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gnarlyhotep posted:I was under the impression that it was a law, you have to be drunk to operate a boat you don't have to but it helps
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Feb 5, 2015 05:19
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im on a dragon boat team and our team is called "DEATH ROW" and we also drink and ride motor cycles and start fights
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Feb 5, 2015 05:20
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numberoneposter posted:im on a dragon boat team and our team is called "DEATH ROW" and we also drink and ride motor cycles and start fights living the dream
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Feb 5, 2015 05:22
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goldschlager shots and waterskiing, it's a bylaw
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Feb 5, 2015 05:42
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That doesnt feel nice for the blowee...  Ive been on boats/ships. One time I got really sick on a car transport vessel. I puked a whole bunch! Welp, thats my boat story. 
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Feb 5, 2015 06:21
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you wont be settled in australia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jysl0m2ZB70
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Feb 5, 2015 06:23
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if a boat crashes into land and you are the first one on it it becomes your boat
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Feb 5, 2015 06:45
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You can do anything on a boat because there are no laws when you are over water 
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Feb 5, 2015 06:54
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911? yes I have a serious boating violation to report, someone created a wake.
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Feb 6, 2015 01:36
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A good portion of drowning victims are guys with high blood alcohol levels wearing fishing vests floating face down with their dilz sticking out their fly.
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Feb 6, 2015 01:41
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EvilJoven posted:A good portion of drowning victims are guys with high blood alcohol levels wearing fishing vests floating face down with their dilz sticking out their fly. yeah peeing off the side of the boat can be hard when your balance has been compromised
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Feb 6, 2015 01:44
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Not to gloat but I wrote a foreboding boat story about boating while boating: "Get your boat out of my boat or I'll slit your throat!"
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Feb 6, 2015 01:44
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Tonsured posted:Not to gloat but I wrote a foreboding boat story about boating while boating: "Get your boat out of my boat or I'll slit your throat!" lmao
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Feb 6, 2015 01:48
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There are actually a lot of boating laws because it's super easy to gently caress up in a boat and legit hurt yourself and I know more than my fair share because I've spent a ton of time operating small pleasurecraft of all types but fortunately I know better than to bore the living poo poo out of GBS by talking about crap like right of way laws and marker bouys. The funnest part of learning about boats is learning how to gently caress in a canoe without flipping it over.
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Feb 6, 2015 01:53
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to be fair there is a difference between boating laws and naval law because I mean saying you are a student of boat law just doesn't work the same.
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Feb 6, 2015 01:53
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the only boating laws i remember are "red right return" and "green right go", at least i think those are the rules
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Feb 6, 2015 02:17
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is your flag gold fringed? if not you got no jurisdiction over me
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Feb 6, 2015 02:18
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Feb 6, 2015 02:19
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you can get certified at age 12 to drive a boat as a solo operator. i did and it ruled
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Feb 6, 2015 02:20
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Harald posted:is your flag gold fringed? if not you got no jurisdiction over me I'm the admiral of this Golden Corral
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Harald posted:is your flag gold fringed? if not you got no jurisdiction over me
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