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Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
According to some Pentagon think tank, Putin may literally be a sperg

That might explain why Star Citizen has gotten so much money; Russian oil wealth.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


putin is literally a sperg

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gas thread poison op with polonium

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


huh, turns out putin is literally a sperg.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
Well, if the Pentagon thinks it, it must be right.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dont see any info on how many times he's unnecessarily demanded he ride the trans siberian again, so atm this is just supposition

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


whats his pokemon collection look like?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
heck, so am I. No biggie

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Putin is a dumb gently caress.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

I suspect just about every Russian leader for the past hundred years was probably a sperg.

Except maybe Kruschev.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Pentagon also announced that, after a 4 year study, obama is most likely suffering from "being black"

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
putin is a sperg and dubya is a retard

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

huh, turns out putin is literally a sperg.

george Costanza: putin is a sperg?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I think that someone with mental illness becoming such a success is something to be celebrated.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
Didn't know it was possible to be a figurative sperg

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

BULBASAUR posted:

Pentagon also announced that, after a 4 year study, obama is most likely suffering from "being black"

Angela Merkel: "probably female"

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Putin posts in E/N because he doesn't know when a girl swishes her hair back or bites her lip or when a Ukranian civilian begs for their life, what does it mean? What are they really saying?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
well, he was gonna kickstart that russian scam game coasting on stalker's credentials. it all adds up

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


lol what a loving sperg.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
all that's imiportant is that it wouldn't surprise me

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
this explains why people on the internet identify with him

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
GBS hero turns out to be sperglord like rest of us. Not sure how to feel about this TBH.

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004

"an expert in movement pattern analysis"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Truly a prince anong spergs

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

"He talks like a fag and his poo poo's all retarded", commented a top pentagon analyst

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

The Wizard of Oz posted:

"an expert in movement pattern analysis"

you see, white people move like this

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

mysterious loyall Y posted:

"He talks like a fag and his poo poo's all retarded", commented a top pentagon analyst

A top-ranking military official, wishing to remain anonymous to speak freely, added, "I could take him; he's a little bitch."

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

mysterious loyall Y posted:

"He talks like a fag and his poo poo's all retarded", commented a top pentagon analyst

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

super macho dude posted:

whats his pokemon collection look like?

He has a level 100 Squirtle , 2 level 80 pidgys and 3 level 75 rattatas. He has yet to make it to Viridian city.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Well that does explain why he thought this was a good idea:

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

mysterious loyall Y posted:

"He talks like a fag and his poo poo's all retarded", commented a top pentagon analyst

Secret Russian documents, unearthed in a hidden KGB bunker in Northern Siberia, have revealed that Vladimir Putin is not, in fact, played by former linebacker Terry Crews.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Makes sense, OP

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

mookface posted:

I think that someone with mental illness becoming such a success is something to be celebrated.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i don't think vaccinations are classified as a mental illness

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
won't believe it till I see Putin making rants about Sonic the Hedgehog

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

mookface posted:

I think that someone with mental illness becoming such a success is something to be celebrated.

And yet we all laughed at Dan Quayle.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
he has the wrong ram

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
The KGB spy, who did counter-intelligence and recruiting ... is autistic ... ?

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
one of us

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