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This is a thread where you get to share your chemical dependencies. I, for example, am incapable of falling asleep without sleep aids. I usually rely on a combination of Zzzquil, Seroquel, Vicodin, alcohol, Melatonin, Ambien, and some other things that I just put in my mouth without looking at the label. Share your dependencies with me, maybe we will develop a strong friendship because we shared such cool details about ourselves. Maybe you are dependent on the chemicals your mother spills on your crotch area, above the blankets (at least) as you sleep, blessing you with virility and a dark stained genital. I would seriously like to know how often you engage in your dependencies, please outline your schedule, like so. 7:00 - Eat chemical poo poo. 10:25 - Vomit chemical poo poo. 12:00 - Go to work after releasing chemical poo poo from anus into bag. 2:00 - Go into bathroom and work and engorge stomach with bag of chemical poo poo. 3:00 - Vomit chemical poo poo into bag. 5:00 - Get home, cook vomit chemical poo poo on pan for 5 minutes. 5:10 - Eat vomit chemical poo poo after letting cool with glass of Yellow Tail BBR (Big Bold Red) 6:00 - Begin craving chemical poo poo while watching episodes of Scared Straight. 6:35 - Indulge in chemical poo poo after spurting it out on bathroom walls. 7:00 - Finish cleaning and scooping uneaten chemical poo poo into bag for tomorrow. 8:00 - Begin seasoning tomorrow's chemical poo poo in a bag, set to marinade with chemical piss. 8:30 - Snack on dried chemical poo poo made the month before. 9:00 - Go to bed, warm up a glass of chemical poo poo to help sleep. And so on. Please also tell me why you have this dependency. I, for example, suffer from chronic insomnia that basically renders me mostly unable to sleep. I can easily stay up for several days without feeling tired, but still feeling the effects of lack of sleep, like delirium, and rock hard erections. If your dependency is sourced from your grandfather lurking in the shadows, watery poo poo dribbling down his pantleg, whispering inaudibly (but only barely), but you can just barely make out small kissings of the words "anal devastation." If this occurrence made you chemical dependency, please share, as I would very much like to know. Thank you.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:07 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 12:18 |
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you might as well just kill yourself you grab-bag of aberrant genes
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:09 |
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:you might as well just kill yourself you grab-bag of aberrant genes My life is great why would I do that.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:10 |
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Do you have a lot of thoughts going on in your head very often? That can make it hard to sleep.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:11 |
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Ocean Book posted:Do you have a lot of thoughts going on in your head very often? That can make it hard to sleep. Yes I have racing thought issues but that just compounds my insomnia, it does not source it, it does contribute to chemical dependencies.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:12 |
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Lots of fuckin coffee and cigarettes, all day, all the time.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:13 |
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i need a combination of lipids, protein, and carbohydrates every day and i huff various gases constantly
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:16 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Yes I have racing thought issues but that just compounds my insomnia, it does not source it, it does contribute to chemical dependencies. how did you figure that out
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:17 |
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im addicted to uhyhh.. carbs yeah and hmmm some protein too iguess. i also need to breathe molecular oxygen tehee
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:17 |
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Ocean Book posted:how did you figure that out Had chronic insomnia before I had the racing thought stuff which was brought on by manifestation of my bipolar, bro, my friend, my big man. EDIT: My main fella, my big brother.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:17 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Had chronic insomnia before I had the racing thought stuff which was brought on by manifestation of my bipolar, bro, my friend, my big man. thanks for sharing
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:20 |
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Ocean Book posted:thanks for sharing This thread is all about sharing.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:21 |
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Lamebot posted:im addicted to uhyhh.. carbs yeah and hmmm some protein too iguess. i also need to breathe molecular oxygen tehee What kind of carbs and proteins do you enjoy my man.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:21 |
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i'm dependent on a chemical that chemical is variety the spice of life
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:21 |
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spices are chemicals haven't u heard?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:22 |
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social vegan posted:i'm dependent on a chemical that chemical is variety the spice of life What is the last spice of variety life you had?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:22 |
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i'm on that cinnamon grind after isaw the kids on yt eating it
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:22 |
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social vegan posted:i'm on that cinnamon grind after isaw the kids on yt eating it I like eating cinnamon on my cream of wheat, which I eat to get a good amount of iron in my diet. Did you know that iron deficiency is a very common nutritional problem?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:23 |
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i smoked a cigarette once and it burned my arm didn't know that about iron
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:28 |
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I was drunk at a concert and my friend was dangling his cigarette from his finger while I was next to him and I was so drunk that I didn't notice until it had seared my flesh.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:29 |
caffeine, nicotine, gas-o-lien
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:30 |
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Mostly just weed and coffee
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:32 |
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JebanyPedal posted:My life is great why would I do that. yeah havent u heard how big this dudes penor is
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:33 |
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JebanyPedal posted:I was drunk at a concert and my friend was dangling his cigarette from his finger while I was next to him and I was so drunk that I didn't notice until it had seared my flesh. i was drunk and smoking one time while throwing darts and i go to aim and burned the poo poo out of my hand because it wasn't a dart it was a cigarette
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:33 |
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Frostwerks posted:i was drunk and smoking one time while throwing darts and i go to aim and burned the poo poo out of my hand because it wasn't a dart it was a cigarette Did you get good points with your cigarette.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:34 |
i was drunk one time where in the 100 yard walk home from the bar i was 1. mugged 2. hit by a taxi cab 3. pissed my pants 4. fell down the front steps 5. walked into my landlord's apartment t'was a bad day
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:35 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i was drunk one time where in the 100 yard walk home from the bar i was Think about it if you didn't have your chemical dependency you would never have had a day full of so many valuable lessons.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:36 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:caffeine, nicotine, gas-o-lien maybe add butter to this list and I'm set
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:36 |
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booze
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:36 |
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i forgot to mention that when i was smoking the cigarette i wanted to show a girl i could do a pull up and then i turend my head and that's y i burnt my arm she thought i was p tough though
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:59 |
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If I ever find myself tying off I'd want Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man playing to set the mood.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:14 |
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JebanyPedal posted:What is the last spice of variety life you had? Melange, you fool!
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:23 |
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social vegan posted:i forgot to mention that when i was smoking the cigarette i wanted to show a girl i could do a pull up and then i turend my head and that's y i burnt my arm lmfao. you were a pretty precocious kid, smoking cigarettes at the age of 7
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:49 |
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amityville anus posted:If I ever find myself tying off I'd want Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man playing to set the mood. A good song.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:01 |
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Weed.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:31 |
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Mainlining noose right now.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:42 |
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W424 posted:Weed. This. Same. Would.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:45 |
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I can't even go a day without hydrogen monoxide without going into withdrawal
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:47 |
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CloFan posted:Mostly just weed and coffee
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:25 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 12:18 |
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As an average American, I probably ingest more chemicals in a day just through supermarket food than the average 3rd worlder does in a year.
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