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Smiling Mandrill posted:Come to think of it when was the last time McDonalds ran an add that was like come here because our food is delicious? Their website is just lists of questions people have about their food like "is it made of slime" and "how awful do the cows die" and there's no positive spin on the front of it, it's like they took Dominos strategy but forgot to pretend there's good stuff going on to change it
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i stopped going there when they raised the price of the McDouble, even if i didnt want a mcdouble just on principle
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Rutibex posted:i stopped going there when they raised the price of the McDouble, even if i didnt want a mcdouble just on principle i always thought it was pretty funny that their food is just snouts and assholes but they're continually raising their prices anyways i still go there since i can get a gallon of unsweetened iced tea* for a dollar and it manages to not taste like soap * - may not be actual tea
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Rutibex posted:i stopped going there when they raised the price of the McDouble, even if i didnt want a mcdouble just on principle same but for the double cheeseburger
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Feb 5, 2015 23:45
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your payment: murder you are famil
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Feb 5, 2015 23:49
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what's the actual commercial? are they actually going to start giving you hugs instead of making you pay for your congealed fat and marrow burger?
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Feb 5, 2015 23:51
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these commercials make me really depressed
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Feb 5, 2015 23:53
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Business Gorillas posted:what's the actual commercial? are they actually going to start giving you hugs instead of making you pay for your congealed fat and marrow burger? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2Sm2XGv_s
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Feb 6, 2015 00:01
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The superbowl commercials were extremely lol this year.
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Feb 6, 2015 00:05
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Miltank posted:The superbowl commercials were extremely lol this year. I esp enjoyed the commercials that called you a sissy boy if you didn't buy one of their trucks
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Feb 6, 2015 00:06
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Monkey Fracas posted:I esp enjoyed the commercials that called you a sissy boy if you didn't buy one of their trucks or if you wanted to drink a beer that didn't taste like piss
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Feb 6, 2015 00:07
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I don't eat at mcdonalds so this doesn't affect me. Seems pretty stupid and gay though.CharlestonJew posted:or if you wanted to drink a beer that didn't taste like piss I loved the budweiser one that was all like this is beer that isn't for hipster faggots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siHU_9ec94c The dude sniffing the beer in the beginning with the hosed up hipster mustache is so great. Budweiser is piss but this is a pretty good troll commercial. Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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Feb 6, 2015 00:12
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You guys see that new build your own perfect burger? They just implemented it near my work. It's a waste of time. You tell them the type of bread, meat, addendums, etc. They're trying too hard.
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Feb 6, 2015 00:18
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Why would you even go inside a McDonalds. Do you poors actually walk or take buses or something?
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Feb 6, 2015 00:20
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Budweiser is Beer For People Who Love Piss
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my friend and i went there as a last resort monday night because of the snowstorm and they tried to get us to say something we loved about each other and we would get our entire $15 order for free and looked at us like we just won the lottery. i handed them my card, paid, and got the gently caress out
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Stoic Commie posted:my friend and i went there as a last resort monday night because of the snowstorm and they tried to get us to say something we loved about each other and we would get our entire $15 order for free and looked at us like we just won the lottery. i handed them my card, paid, and got the gently caress out wait they aren't literally doing it are they
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Demonachizer posted:I don't eat at mcdonalds so this doesn't affect me. Seems pretty stupid and gay though. i see budweiser is taking the republican stance of "tell everyone who isn't already your customer to gently caress off and die in a fire, then have your company die when the baby boomers start dropping like flies"
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Feb 6, 2015 00:25
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love is a figurative concept, man
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Rutibex posted:this is going to fail on so many levels i wonder how many soulless hours the marketing department spent finding the perfect downs child for their commercial
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Stoic Commie posted:my friend and i went there as a last resort monday night because of the snowstorm and they tried to get us to say something we loved about each other and we would get our entire $15 order for free and looked at us like we just won the lottery. i handed them my card, paid, and got the gently caress out Do you both look so loving gay that a cashier assumed you were married and in love
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Feb 6, 2015 00:29
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Demonachizer posted:I loved the budweiser one that was all like this is beer that isn't for hipster faggots. The best part of that commercial is that Anheuser-Busch InBev just purchased a Seattle-based brewery (Elysian) that makes a Pumpkin Peach Ale late in January.
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Feb 6, 2015 00:36
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If you really love your family, you wouldn't be eating lovely fast food at McDonald's. At least go to Wendy's or something.
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who exactly are these mcdonald's commercials meant to appeal to?LGD posted:The best part of that commercial is that Anheuser-Busch InBev just purchased a Seattle-based brewery (Elysian) that makes a Pumpkin Peach Ale late in January. hell, they've been trying to jump on the craft bandwagon for a while with the Shock Top line, a "craft" beer that gets mysterious amounts of exposure and uncannily good store placement
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Monkey Fracas posted:who exactly are these mcdonald's commercials meant to appeal to? they also apparently own Leffe, which as far as i know only makes lambrics
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^and rolling rock, and blue moon, and some moreEugeneJ posted:Do you both look so loving gay that a cashier assumed you were married and in love probably the polar opposite, which is why they thought it'd be funny, unlike your posts
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Stoic Commie posted:^and rolling rock, and blue moon, and some more lambrics are pretty much the troons of beer, though
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Zippy the Bummer posted:some cashier working the graveyard shift at an empty iowa truck stop mcdonalds will demand a quick gently caress in the handicap bathroom stall as payment for a triple order of mcnuggets Isn't that usually the price?
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Feb 6, 2015 01:05
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every time i've made a lambic it was an accident due to poor sterilization, so yeah very similar to troons and their parents
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Feb 6, 2015 01:07
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EugeneJ posted:Do you both look so loving gay that a cashier assumed you were married and in love If I worked at mcdonalds you bet your rear end I would be tryning to force the most macho acting groups of friends to make out with each other for free mcchickens
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Feb 6, 2015 01:10
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Stoic Commie posted:^and rolling rock, and blue moon, and some more Was it really worth so much to preserve your heterosexual appearance that you and your buddy couldn't say one nice thing to each other for a free meal How fat and antisocial are you
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Feb 6, 2015 01:10
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Business Gorillas posted:they also apparently own Leffe, which as far as i know only makes lambrics pretty sure leffe does standard belgian-type beers- they may have made a lambic at some point I don't know about but yeah InBev, Miller/Coors/Molson/Whoeverelsetheybought and like every other big brewing/booze conglomerate has been buying up the craft guys wherever they can because it's like the only growth sector in the beer market
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EugeneJ posted:Was it really worth so much to preserve your heterosexual appearance that you and your buddy couldn't say one nice thing to each other for a free meal haha yeah totally! not sorry i hurt your feelings
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Nocheez posted:If you really love your family, you wouldn't be eating lovely fast food at McDonald's. At least go to Wendy's or something.  SPRING MIX
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Feb 6, 2015 01:21
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so wanting people to be nice and happy is commendable and all but consider the folloiwing scenarios sounds like a nice promo
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" but the customer's dad died four days ago from cancer, or the customer's dad abused the gently caress out of him as a child
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Feb 6, 2015 01:26
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thi s will probably result in a net drop in customers for mcdonalds until this ends whenever, as people start avoiding mcdonalds because they dont want to stand round and be asked to do stupid awkward poo poo by teenagers
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Feb 6, 2015 01:52
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wrong thread: faaaarrrrtttttt
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i want them, to pick me. i want free food.
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does the free food have to be McDonald's food because I love pizza
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