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If you can drive a truck, you can probably pilot a drone and get paid about twice as much.
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i really miss having jobs like i did during college that involved driving around all day interspersed with moments of physical activity and social interaction. In hindsight despite the lower pay and non existent opportunity for advancement it was still far less soul crushing than working in a dehumanizing open office amongst underemployed coworkers afraid to behave like humans out of fear of losing their jobs or not being able to being passed up for a raise/promotion who resort to burying themselves in between a set of headphones all day and use gchat as a sole means of communication...when they are likely fairly normal people outside of the office. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pokpfj6ZF90 
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breaker breaker ten nine there is poop coming out of my butt, repeat, poop coming out of my butt over
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CharlestonJew posted:breaker breaker ten nine there is poop coming out of my butt, repeat, poop coming out of my butt over the way of the road boys
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CharlestonJew posted:breaker breaker ten nine there is poop coming out of my butt, repeat, poop coming out of my butt over the one day I *had* to drive home even knowing I had horrible diarrhea. but I stopped in a rest stop and some trucker sat down next to me and I realized that his shits were as watery as mine. That's when I knew what it means to be a trucker.
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Arian_Samurai posted:What's in all these trucks????????????????? From someone who is a boss of many truckers, anything you can loving imagine
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haljordan posted:the way of the road boys boom right into the post office
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Blue Raider posted:From someone who is a boss of many truckers, anything you can loving imagine What's the ratio of boxes containing cargo to boxes containing dead hooker parts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhBoE56OEs
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like, imagine what your colon would be like if you ate nothing but subway and combos for a week.
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Harald posted:the one day I *had* to drive home even knowing I had horrible diarrhea. but I stopped in a rest stop and some trucker sat down next to me and I realized that his shits were as watery as mine. That's when I knew what it means to be a trucker. i had a mexican driver once that would rather piss all over himself and the cab rather than stop. he was canned, sacked, fired if you will
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haljordan posted:What's the ratio of boxes containing cargo to boxes containing dead hooker parts work with carriers in mexico and youll transport a great deal of "rare art"
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Blue Raider posted:i had a mexican driver once that would rather piss all over himself and the cab rather than stop. he was canned, sacked, fired if you will
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Feb 6, 2015 03:22
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Blue Raider posted:i had a mexican driver once that would rather piss all over himself and the cab rather than stop. he was canned, sacked, fired if you will Why didn't he use piss jugs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJQSnmeGzI
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Buck rules
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Can you still get "nasal spray" that's just straight up speed at real truck stops? Fuckin' Thruway only has garbage rest stops with Roy Rogers and Asian people pissing on the bathroom floors.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:23
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Arian_Samurai posted:Why didn't he use piss jugs? who the hell knows. piss jugs come with their own issues, especially if multiple drivers share a truck, but weve never figured out why he was so pissy pants we paid another driver 100 bucks cash to clean it out after he got fired
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I don't understand why they don't just pour the piss out of the jugs and reuse them
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haljordan posted:Can you still get "nasal spray" that's just straight up speed at real truck stops? Fuckin' Thruway only has garbage rest stops with Roy Rogers and Asian people pissing on the bathroom floors. you can get all kinds of sketchy poo poo around hub cities like atlanta but your general flying J or BP id think not
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gnarlyhotep posted:I don't understand why they don't just pour the piss out of the jugs and reuse them listen i'm perfectly willing to piss in a jug just not a jug that someone else has pissed in, alright?
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Harald posted:but I stopped in a rest stop and some trucker sat down next to me and I realized that his shits were as watery as mine. God I loving hate when people do this gnarlyhotep posted:I don't understand why they don't just pour the piss out of the jugs and reuse them opportunity cost
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gnarlyhotep posted:I don't understand why they don't just pour the piss out of the jugs and reuse them some do. a recurring theme with piss jugs is being forgotten then kicked over later see also: dip spit
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who uses a piss jug without a lid? use a gatorade bottle or something
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Blue Raider posted:some do. a recurring theme with piss jugs is being forgotten then kicked over later 
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Smoremaster posted:who uses a piss jug without a lid? use a gatorade bottle or something buddy you're talking sense here something many truck drivers don't have
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Blue Raider posted:buddy you're talking sense here I thought most truck drivers were just taking a break between earning their PHDs and their MDs!
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trying to earn my Masters in Driving. its all for course credit you see
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haljordan posted:I thought most truck drivers were just taking a break between earning their PHDs and their MDs! poo poo you get all kinds. way more than youd think with 4 year degrees. the truth is that it pays pretty well generally. you also get an inordinate number of ex and part time cops as well as firemen. dont let this make you think that most of them arent just retard good old boys. i love em but they are completely retard good old boys its a low skill, relatively high paying job that only requires an advanced license. its a decent gig all said
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like if you dont care about not being home ever, you can clear 100k a year
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Blue Raider posted:poo poo you get all kinds. way more than youd think with 4 year degrees. the truth is that it pays pretty well generally. It's good to know that driving a 53ft trailer loaded down with god only knows how much weight is considered "low skill"
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Blue Raider posted:its a low skill, relatively high paying job that only requires an advanced license. its a decent gig all said
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haljordan posted:It's good to know that driving a 53ft trailer loaded down with god only knows how much weight is considered "low skill" never more than like 50k pounds but dont ever think its brain surgery. truck driving is an easy rear end job
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:low skill? it looks hard as gently caress driving one of those things. i can't even imagine trying to back up, or driving on city street, making right turns. its easier than you think. i mean you might have a hell of a time doing it at first but people fall into the job QUICK
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I was driving back from Philly the other weekend and I actually saw an open weigh station, I think that's the first time ever I've seen that poo poo. Wonder how many drivers were sweating their balls off with a load that was overlimit.
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haljordan posted:I was driving back from Philly the other weekend and I actually saw an open weigh station, I think that's the first time ever I've seen that poo poo. Wonder how many drivers were sweating their balls off with a load that was overlimit. they probably just loving went around it on backroads
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well if I can handle your mom I sure as heck can handle 50,000 lbs
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do you actually have to know anything about fixing the truck if it breaks down, or do they just expect you to drive? like, is there AAA for truckers?
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you need to work on your timing, Harald
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:do you actually have to know anything about fixing the truck if it breaks down, or do they just expect you to drive? like, is there AAA for truckers? nope, they just call the breakdown dept or dispatch and itll get handled from there. some companies won't let drivers tinker with trucks for insurance reasons
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