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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
no weight limit

slippery when wet

well travelled

covered in skid marks

edit: smooth and black

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
recently plowed

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
no....um, rear end fault ?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Paved

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
covered in dead animals

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Modern Day Hercules posted:

covered in dead animals

That's a lovely road their dude.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
With a line painted down the middle.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Unmaintained in the winter :heysexy:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
flat dry and wide

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like my women coming head on.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
with dangerous curves

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
held up by a big burly dude wearing a helmet with a huge line before me

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

with dangerous curves

nice

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
neat tip for the op... u can get where ur going a lot faster if u take the toll road

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I like driving with others on a 4 way intersection.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

gnarlyhotep posted:

with dangerous curves

Same. But not grotesquely fat tumblr curvy.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I also like to gently caress roads

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Splits open in the middle when large ships approach

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
cracked and broken with inconvenient potholes

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


gray and cracked

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


covered in hot tar

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Covered with sperm


I drive down weird roads

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


criscodisco posted:

Splits open in the middle when large shits approach

Fixed that for you.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

neat tip for the op... u can get where ur going a lot faster if u take the toll road

as long as it's not too bumpy and there are no dead ends

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

with nothing blocking the loading zone

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
hidden where my wife cant find them

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
icy

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

requiring chains in winter

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
dirt track

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
with a crew of guys working it over for months at a time

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

with open manholes

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
w/ huge warning signs everyone ignores

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
mantained by convicts

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Nation posted:

w/ huge warning signs everyone ignores

dang

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
Salted and with rumble strips.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Nation posted:

w/ huge warning signs everyone ignores

lol

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Long, black and full of gravel :getin:

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
the source of regret by drunk idiots everywhere

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

covered in construction debris that has fallen off trucks

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
with lots of rest stops (I'm old)

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