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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i think I have finally reached a point in my life where I have stopped caring about the internet.

It's not you guys, most of y'all are pretty chill. I just really can't stand most of the internet. It just feels like perpetually watching some lovely shitcom with a laugh track and it's not funny but there's a laugh track so you're supposed to laugh? Or a drama where it's supposed to be dramatic but it's just some crappy rendition of some crap you read and hated in middle school.

And like... video games... how can there not be a game as good as Diablo 2 on my phone in this day and age?

wtf internet, you've treated me well for so long but now I just don't give a gently caress. I just want to go swim in the creek and go play in the woods again like I did before the internet existed

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
But Jesus, Porn!

Think of all the Porn on the internet. It's awesome!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

you are just getting old, clash of clans is just as good as "diablo 2" or whatever

heres a pic of fiesta cat

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

shh dont worry just let it happen op

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The fact that the internet is super easy to access means that even idiots can use it now. And they do. In spades.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Your just getting old OP, don't worry. Eventually you won't care at all and all new technology will piss you of due to your perception of it being overly confusing.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dont do much oin the internet but i come on to the some thing aw ful forums sopmetimes and ill check my email but i never get any from a person except my mother sometimes but thats just to remind me that i ower her thousands of dollars and i have to start ppaying her back some time but i dont think so mum lol!!!! anyway sometimes i ll play a game on steam too so iu can get an achievement

mrbannon
Sep 30, 2011

Jesus Christ posted:

wtf internet, you've treated me well for so long but now I just don't give a gently caress. I just want to go swim in the creek and go play in the woods again like I did before the internet existed

Please, tell us more about this creek and the woods.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBoss posted:

The fact that the internet is super easy to access means that even idiots can use it now. And they do. In spades.

Hell, they are the reason half of it is as funny as it is.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Jesus Christ posted:

how can there not be a game as good as Diablo 2 on my phone in this day and age?

why would you ever play a game on a phone

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

do you go to imgur sometimes ill go to imgyr to upload a picture and it shows you the most popoular pictures or something and i skim them and think "wow""

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:

why would you ever play a game on a phone

carmageddon is p cool on a phone. you can play it on a train or bus

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lonesomedwarf posted:

carmageddon is p cool on a phone. you can play it on a train or bus

I have a car and a job

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
I know the feeling. I am waiting for a mesh networking craze to start, it will be like a new BBS era

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i was looking at the android store the other day and saw baldurs gate 2 for sale

how the gently caress could someone play that on a loving telephone

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the internet was cool when it was 90% 15 year olds making TITS OR GTFO jokes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the internet was cool when it was 90% 15 year olds making TITS OR GTFO jokes

I disagree

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:

I have a car and a job

drat,... owned

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I feel the same way op if I didn't have an office job id probably just use the net for purely functional uses.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you care about anything OP

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think the internet, is really cool and good

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

found this on the internet the other day:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sweet Tea posted:

found this on the internet the other day: CENSORED

ban this fucker for nsfw

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
There isn't a game as good as Diablo 2 on PC either. Aside from Diablo 2.

Can this thread be about Diablo 2 now?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lDDQD posted:

There isn't a game as good as Diablo 2 on PC either. Aside from Diablo 2.

Can this thread be about Diablo 2 now?

no

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i never played diablo op!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ban this fucker for nsfw

don't get upset cause the cartoon man has bigger penis than you. he's like 1 inch tall

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
who are you

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

lonesomedwarf posted:

carmageddon is p cool on a phone. you can play it on a train or bus

oh gently caress there's carmageddon on the phone now?

shiiiiiiiiiit yeah

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i never played diablo op!

how old are you? like 23? lol noob

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ban this fucker for nsfw

give that fucker mod status for that gif and his avatar

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

i don't know about diablo 2, but a colleague of mine had a ps-emulator or whatever on his phone and he could play Diablo 1 on it

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
I used to be a smart and promising kid, but the internet made me stupid. I'm sorry mom

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

lonesomedwarf posted:

ill check my email but i never get any from a person except my mother sometimes but thats just to remind me that i ower her thousands of dollars and i have to start ppaying her back some time but i dont think so mum lol!!!! anyway sometimes i ll play a game on steam too so iu can get an achievement

same, unironincally

Lizzy
Jun 4, 2006

IRON MAN
31/10 never forget
The INTERNET really sucks these days, thats why i only spend 7 hours a day on it

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I've had two or three years when I played a lot of videogames and now every time I try again it's just boring as gently caress

there is also nothing to do on the Internet apart from reading online newspapers and the forums

and porn of course

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Guys i think i have stopped caring about the internet. I've really turned a page on this one. The internet won't affect me anymore. Yeah, i've really closed a chapter on my caring about the internet. I thought i'd let you know that now, all the concern, frustration and unpleasantness the internet has caused me is behind me now.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
remember when Aatrek was run out of SA then the OP tried to petition to become a mod by listing all his "qualifications" then got laughed out of the thread? those were good times

Crimson
Nov 7, 2002
Forums poster Jesus Christ decided he hated the internet. What he did next shocked everyone.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Jesus Christ posted:

i think I have finally reached a point in my life where I have stopped caring about the internet.

It's not you guys, most of y'all are pretty chill. I just really can't stand most of the internet. It just feels like perpetually watching some lovely shitcom with a laugh track and it's not funny but there's a laugh track so you're supposed to laugh? Or a drama where it's supposed to be dramatic but it's just some crappy rendition of some crap you read and hated in middle school.

And like... video games... how can there not be a game as good as Diablo 2 on my phone in this day and age?

wtf internet, you've treated me well for so long but now I just don't give a gently caress. I just want to go swim in the creek and go play in the woods again like I did before the internet existed

the amish were right :O

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