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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtADjU4UH4

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

when someone comes to my place i ask them if they have to use the bathroom to poo poo or piss and if they do i knock on the door and ask them what they think of the toilet and if theyre having a good time and if its number one or number two

I ask them if they're going number 1 or 2, if number 2 then I light a candle in the bathroom and glare at them reproachfully before leaving.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Wertjoe posted:

Bathroom rules

1. Dont use the urinal right next to another guy if other options are available
2. Dont talk. No talking.
3. Dont eyeball the goods.

Number 3 is why I wear my sunglasses in clubs.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

when someone comes to my place i ask them if they have to use the bathroom to poo poo or piss and if they do i knock on the door and ask them what they think of the toilet and if theyre having a good time and if its number one or number two
This is basically my worst nightmare.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

This is basically my worst nightmare.

Are you pee shy? Or poo shy?

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
poo in the bed

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