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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Blazing Zero posted:

put them in labor camps. if they work off the fat, they go free. second visit = lethal injection.

LOL

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

what is your BMI, comrade?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
if only we could find a way to power the world through burning fat

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
:10bux: the op is fat

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Over There posted:

if only we could find a way to power the world through burning fat

there's an episode of black mirror about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOX9_E0WYZc&t=73s

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
JR it looks like the meat is coming out of the smoker after six hours

bahgawd the meat's fallin' right off the bone!

RIGHT OFF THE BONE :bahgawd:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Blazing Zero posted:

there's an episode of black mirror about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOX9_E0WYZc&t=73s

that one got weird with the porn star poo poo. then again they all were weird

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
nothing pisses me off more than people whose problems are counterintuitive

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
if you don't smoke youre just a little bitch and i aint got time to care about whatever dumb poo poo you be thinking

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
people who dont smoke will die old and insane in a nursing home knowing their family has abandoned them, but smokers will die in late middle age with all of their faculties and ppl will actually mourn them

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Have you noticed that fat people have "that" smell?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
smokers prefer an earlier death that bums out more of their family

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
suck my smoky dick op im gonna light up in your house and blow smoke in your face and slap you around and flick hot ash in your eyes bitch

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i am a social worker, i work with disadvantaged people and people with mental issues ie depression borderline personality disorder schizophrenia. many, if not most of my clients are obese, and we have been specifically told not to directly refer to their weight as an issue but rather to treat it as a symptom of a larger problem which i guess is true but the problem is that after spending so much time around obeses its skewed my perception of normal and now average people look amazingly skinny also i constantly smell like a fat

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

lonesomedwarf posted:

i am a social worker, i work with disadvantaged people and people with mental issues ie depression borderline personality disorder schizophrenia. many, if not most of my clients are obese, and we have been specifically told not to directly refer to their weight as an issue but rather to treat it as a symptom of a larger problem which i guess is true but the problem is that after spending so much time around obeses its skewed my perception of normal and now average people look amazingly skinny also i constantly smell like a fat
being fat is the cause of mental problems. tell your bosses forum poster blazing zero said so.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
my smokes are like 5 feet away and i cant reach them and i dont want to get up but i want a smoke so im gonna order a reachy grabby claw thing off amazon and chew on cig butts until monday morning

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

fanged wang posted:

my smokes are like 5 feet away and i cant reach them and i dont want to get up but i want a smoke so im gonna order a reachy grabby claw thing off amazon and chew on cig butts until monday morning

you shouldn't smoke inside

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Blazing Zero posted:

being fat is the cause of mental problems. tell your bosses forum poster blazing zero said so.

Is Obesity Associated With a Decline in Intelligence Quotient During the First Half of the Life Course?

Result: obesity doesn't make someone stupid - it's the other way around. Stupid people become obese.

e: personal conclusion: since this took place in new zealand, I apply the results to my own country's fatty stats and conclude that most of america is loving retarded

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Feb 7, 2015

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
my boss is a smoker and also forgets to put on deodorant and has the rankest bo

like if i were a different kind of person i would use ethnicities to describe how he smells

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I have no problem with fat people as long as they stay at least 30 feet away from building entrances.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I bought some "cigars" meant to be marketed to children because of this thread. Cheyenne Xotic Berry. It's hilarious they're basically cigarettes but instead of paper they're wrapped in tobacco. They even have filters and come 20 to a pack. Strangely enough they smoked pretty smooth.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my favorite thing is doing whatever the gently caress I want, so I guess I , like, don't care what you say, rear end in a top hat OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
like blowing smoke rings in your human being face would be like totally bitching to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: btw I'm totally trying to lay down a major stubborn-rear end do okie right now but ....nope never mind Here Gomes a grinder.... Whoooo you saw it first gbs.... Still coming out holy poo poo I am almost constricting my...wheee. Here. Wow... Gotta go thanks for everything :siren:

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: btw I'm totally trying to lay down a major stubborn-rear end do okie right now but ....nope never mind Here Gomes a grinder.... Whoooo you saw it first gbs.... Still coming out holy poo poo I am almost constricting my...wheee. Here. Wow... Gotta go thanks for everything :siren:

what was his name?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spooky girlfriend posted:

what was his name?

I think you are misunderstanding the nature of my previous post, good sir. I was involved in a rather serious gastronomical phenomenon that caused me to literally be blissfully excreting waste from my bowels while posting. I think you are failing to grasp the irony you stupid piece of human garbage.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I heard the poo poo alarm go off what happened in here

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
bush lied, people died

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

I think you are misunderstanding the nature of my previous post, good sir. I was involved in a rather serious gastronomical phenomenon that caused me to literally be blissfully excreting waste from my bowels while posting. I think you are failing to grasp the irony you stupid piece of human garbage.

what. was. his. name.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: btw I'm totally trying to lay down a major stubborn-rear end do okie right now but ....nope never mind Here Gomes a grinder.... Whoooo you saw it first gbs.... Still coming out holy poo poo I am almost constricting my...wheee. Here. Wow... Gotta go thanks for everything :siren:

wow, congratulations! i feel so privileged to be witness to this great event

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spooky girlfriend posted:

what. was. his. name.

get bent troll

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shithouse Dave posted:

wow, congratulations! i feel so privileged to be witness to this great event

you look like a loving retard right now, congrats

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I cannot believe this poo poo as it strains plausibility

The poo I mean

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
trolls!!

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: btw I'm totally trying to lay down a major stubborn-rear end do okie right now but ....nope never mind Here Gomes a grinder.... Whoooo you saw it first gbs.... Still coming out holy poo poo I am almost constricting my...wheee. Here. Wow... Gotta go thanks for everything :siren:

Did you poo poo a donut?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
You're FULL of poo poo!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tony Homo posted:

Did you poo poo a donut?

fly away troll

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess what im trying to say is; please stop trolling me. t.i.a. (thanks in advance)

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Dad bae

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im underweight gonna gelcap little bits of poo poo and sell them to the black c. diff market.

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