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How fat are you?
Skinny as a stick (<18.5)
Normal. Probably getting laid (18.5–24.9)
Over weight or swole (25–29.9)
loving waste of space kill yourself (30 or greater)
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AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
22.8 sorry op :shobon:

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I voted swole but I don't want to be grouped with a bunch of fat fucks.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
cool thread my bmi is 1000 well bye

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

RideTheSpiral posted:

cool thread my bmi is over 9000 well bye

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Zahgaegun posted:

I voted swole but I don't want to be grouped with a bunch of fat fucks.

lets rub our bellies together

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This thing says I'm way fatter than that little gym gadget I hold out in front of me. :smith:

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

27.5, but I'm tall and its all in my thighs.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
69

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...
is it even possible to get into the "underweight" range without dropping dead first?

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

Dr. Carwash posted:

is it even possible to get into the "underweight" range without dropping dead first?

I've done it on accident, so no

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
44 people are loving liars

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
19.5 you fat fukers.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

On a scale of 1 to fat.

I hate you.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
goku

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
42.8

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Dr. Carwash posted:

is it even possible to get into the "underweight" range without dropping dead first?

Before college I was 128 and 5' 10" so it's extremely possible.

BCBUDDHA
Jul 19, 2014
30!!

yay obese!!

gained 30lbs from chemotherapy and the lack of hair on my junk makes my ball sweat smell like chicken soup...


this BMI thing is kinda hosed though, because muscle mass could also make somebody obese

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Im pretty fit but not like triathlete fit

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
18.5 which is the skinniest you can be without being underweight.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


18.5

any other mr bones

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
Plug in your stats here so we can all see how fat you are http://www.bmivisualizer.com

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

29bmi loving lol. whatever going to go lift weights soon as I get off work here, I'm not that tubby anymore sorry

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
29 but it's all muscle i swear

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Just under 21 but I'm the wrong kind of skinny (weak, fragile) and can't get any sexual relations

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i was really sick one time and got down to a 15.1(!!!) but now am at a svelte and frankly fuckin hot 23.1 i could stand to gain 10 lbs imho tho thats a post about my body reply if you want follow up details about muscle tone and penile dimensions

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
21.3

Sorry you fat fucks

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
24.8 (5/11 178 lbs) Just barely normal. I'm down about 15lbs from December.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

BCBUDDHA posted:

gained 30lbs from chemotherapy and the lack of hair on my junk makes my ball sweat smell like chicken soup...

I thought chemotherapy attacks all fast dividing cells, including your stomach lining, which makes it so you get super nauseous and unable to keep anything down.

+1 for chicken soup smelling balls though lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I never had a sweet tooth. Chips were my bane.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Plain glazed or chocolate glazed or nothing

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

23.5

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

LethalGeek posted:

29bmi loving lol. whatever going to go lift weights soon as I get off work here, I'm not that tubby anymore sorry

lol

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
27.7. Swole as poo poo, you twinks and lards!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
voodoo donuts is actually very good and epic. plus oregonians are generally outdoorsy and active so it's ok

now if that was in the midwest.....

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
#whenyoucaneatwhateveryouwantandnotgetfat

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
20.7

cool

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Would

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
28.5

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texasmed
May 27, 2004
17.9, under 18 club

edit: ate 3 roast beefs from arby's today, 2 slices of pizza nd 2 breadsticks, 4 beers, couple of candy bars

texasmed fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Feb 7, 2015

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