How fat is GBS?

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How fat are you?
	Skinny as a stick (<18.5)
	Normal. Probably getting laid (18.5�24.9)
	Over weight or swole (25�29.9)
	loving waste of space kill yourself (30 or greater)

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Chatterbox: Jul 17, 2014; When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.

30.2 Husky and loving it, and not to say I'm fat by much. Just a bit of insulation for the cold winter months.
Also 6'2" and 230 lbs, I used to be 280, but through dieting, (not rather strictly either) and light exercise mixed in with rigorous gym sessions in intervals, got me to lose around 45-50 lbs, I find it kind of hard to make myself lose any more weight probably because my body is naturally thick due to my heritage and ancestry. Due to muscle mass increasing, my weight seemed to fluctuate around 235-245. I think everyone has a unique build though, and some people are just born thicker than others. If I trained in the gym more often I could be swole right now, however my back really hampers my progress due to injuries I had sustained previously. So there are plenty of light exercises I can do that aren't strenuous on my back, but certain things just increase the amount of pain. Like bench presses, leg lifts, sit ups, and sometimes when I tried to do cardio on the treadmill I would pull something in my lower back and it would put me out for the rest of the week. I suppose I could make more of an effort to be more active, but winter is depressing to me for a number of reasons. So happy it's about to be spring again.

Chatterbox fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Feb 7, 2015

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:29

Lobotomy Bob: Jun 13, 2003

26.8 kinda fat. I think thr best description I've heard is "looks like im always wearing a bulletproof vest"

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:34

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

24, I'm usually closer to 22ish but I've had a fat year.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:35

Wootman: Sep 6, 2014; by XyloJW

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:38

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

Waiting for someone to have a BMI under 18 for an anime or aatrek joke or somethibng

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:39

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Cender posted:

21.8

Unfortunately that is also my current body temperature.

5'6 135 crew checking in.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

brizna posted:

Plain glazed or chocolate glazed or nothing

# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:32

Octy: Apr 1, 2010

19.1. I think the last time I took this (a few years ago) I was underweight so it's an improvement.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:41

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

24.7

although i dont know what that means really

# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:47

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

former skinny as a rail, now skinny-fat here

# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:48

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

There's a clear indication that in this era of GBS there has a been a lot of weight loss. Congratulations!

# ? Feb 7, 2015 16:00

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I have a very dense body with large bones.... and a lot of muscle..... and a protective layer of fat

# ? Feb 7, 2015 16:01

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

pre-morning poo poo session: 24.5
post-morning poo poo session: 24.4

them feces amirite

I'm 5'11 175lbs atm

# ? Feb 7, 2015 17:56

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

Chatterbox posted:

30.2 Husky and loving it, and not to say I'm fat by much. Just a bit of insulation for the cold winter months.
Also 6'2" and 230 lbs, I used to be 280, but through dieting, (not rather strictly either) and light exercise mixed in with rigorous gym sessions in intervals, got me to lose around 45-50 lbs, I find it kind of hard to make myself lose any more weight probably because my body is naturally thick due to my heritage and ancestry. Due to muscle mass increasing, my weight seemed to fluctuate around 235-245. I think everyone has a unique build though, and some people are just born thicker than others. If I trained in the gym more often I could be swole right now, however my back really hampers my progress due to injuries I had sustained previously. So there are plenty of light exercises I can do that aren't strenuous on my back, but certain things just increase the amount of pain. Like bench presses, leg lifts, sit ups, and sometimes when I tried to do cardio on the treadmill I would pull something in my lower back and it would put me out for the rest of the week. I suppose I could make more of an effort to be more active, but winter is depressing to me for a number of reasons. So happy it's about to be spring again.

you're fat. eat less.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 18:10

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

sexy young infidel posted:

# ? Feb 7, 2015 18:23

Fewd: Mar 22, 2007; #vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

a starwar betamax posted:

I have a very dense body with large bones.... and a lot of muscle..... and a protective layer of fat

# ? Feb 7, 2015 18:27

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

23.1

# ? Feb 7, 2015 18:28

Beep Street: Aug 22, 2006; Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

Gimp Fack posted:

pre-morning poo poo session: 24.5
post-morning poo poo session: 24.4

them feces amirite

I'm 5'11 175lbs atm

As an 18.5 I must admit I poo poo a lot. My bowels are as fast as an autobahn. I'd bet all the other skinny goons are like this as well.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 18:37

Erethizon_dorsatum: Nov 14, 2009

Beep Street posted:

As an 18.5 I must admit I poo poo a lot. My bowels are as fast as an autobahn. I'd bet all the other skinny goons are like this as well.

18.9 and I poop like, maybe 3 times a week

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:33

RedLobster: Nov 19, 2010; Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

How are you not making GBS threads daily

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:36

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

thats not good, son

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:36

texasmed: May 27, 2004

eat some fiber cereal for breakfast, get uyour shittin' game tight

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:36

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i poo poo once every day. My body knows whats up

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:40

Erethizon_dorsatum: Nov 14, 2009

I've always been like this. I eat lots of fruit so surely fiber intake can't be the problem? Is it even something to worry about? :ohdear:

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:41

RedLobster: Nov 19, 2010; Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

I'd visit your doctor, sounds like rear end cancer.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 19:43

fanged wang: Nov 1, 2014; by Ralp

its hosed up to not poop every day go see a dr

i spray my terlet with raunchy beer shits 1-4 times a day

# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:00

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

19.4

# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:24

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

22.5.

quote:

In 2013 the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) found that 27.6% of American citizens were obese. The organization estimates that 3/4 of the American population will likely be overweight or obese by 2020

and GBS is looking like we're at 47.41% overweight, so we're ahead of the curve...right?

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:29

fanged wang: Nov 1, 2014; by Ralp

im a little bummed there arent more underweight goons tbh

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:51

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

fanged wang posted:

im a little bummed there arent more underweight goons tbh

They have been eaten by the larger goons.

The CIrcle of Life!

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:56

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

dog buttz posted:

It says 31.9, but there's no way I'm obese. I'm slightly overweight at most. Maybe it's cause I'm pretty muscular? Weird.

Chatterbox posted:

30.2 Husky and loving it, and not to say I'm fat by much. Just a bit of insulation for the cold winter months.
Also 6'2" and 230 lbs, I used to be 280, but through dieting, (not rather strictly either) and light exercise mixed in with rigorous gym sessions in intervals, got me to lose around 45-50 lbs, I find it kind of hard to make myself lose any more weight probably because my body is naturally thick due to my heritage and ancestry. Due to muscle mass increasing, my weight seemed to fluctuate around 235-245. I think everyone has a unique build though, and some people are just born thicker than others. If I trained in the gym more often I could be swole right now, however my back really hampers my progress due to injuries I had sustained previously. So there are plenty of light exercises I can do that aren't strenuous on my back, but certain things just increase the amount of pain. Like bench presses, leg lifts, sit ups, and sometimes when I tried to do cardio on the treadmill I would pull something in my lower back and it would put me out for the rest of the week. I suppose I could make more of an effort to be more active, but winter is depressing to me for a number of reasons. So happy it's about to be spring again.

lol

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:15

lilljonas: May 6, 2007; We got crabs? We got crabs!

23.1, finally not borderline underweight anymore thanks to gym training.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:24

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

nerds come in all shapes and sizes. I happen to be one of those stick figure nerds. Gotta admit it pretty much owns. I can do like a hundred pull ups no sweat. You don't have to be strong to lift your body if you weigh a buck twenty sopping wet and with doc martins on. Also I can at whatever the gently caress I want which is pretty much everything at all times. Suck it fatties, if you try to eat a block of cheddar like I do all day erryday you'd be 500 pounds in a loving week. LMAO.

Shits gonna get ugly if I make it to middle age and my metabolism slows down, cuz I don't understand the meaning of the word restraint.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:33

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Chatterbox posted:

30.2 Husky and loving it, and not to say I'm fat by much. Just a bit of insulation for the cold winter months.
Also 6'2" and 230 lbs, I used to be 280, but through dieting, (not rather strictly either) and light exercise mixed in with rigorous gym sessions in intervals, got me to lose around 45-50 lbs, I find it kind of hard to make myself lose any more weight probably because my body is naturally thick due to my heritage and ancestry.

ah thats nothing a poo poo transplant won't fix. when's a good time for me to come over and poo poo in your mouth?

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:34

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

Shits gonna get ugly if I make it to middle age and my metabolism slows down, cuz I don't understand the meaning of the word restraint.

It will.

I'll laugh at your steadily swelling rear end.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:38

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

31.8 thx a lot beer.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:39

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

VendaGoat posted:

It will.

I'll laugh at your steadily swelling rear end.

Shrug. Your rear end, as a goon rear end, is presumably already as large as mine would ever get. And I still got a good 20 years of skinny till I baloon to that size. I'll take what I can get.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:45

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

Shrug. Your rear end, as a goon rear end, is presumably already as large as mine would ever get. And I still got a good 20 years of skinny till I baloon to that size. I'll take what I can get.

These are factual statements.

Now to bide my time. :cheeky:

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:47

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

I am also a not fat which is very good imo and i enjoy bragging to gbs about it

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:47

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:29

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

odincode posted:

22.5.

and GBS is looking like we're at 47.41% overweight, so we're ahead of the curve...right?

technically the curve is directly ahead of us

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:50

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