How fat is GBS?

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How fat are you?
	Skinny as a stick (<18.5)
	Normal. Probably getting laid (18.5�24.9)
	Over weight or swole (25�29.9)
	loving waste of space kill yourself (30 or greater)

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hopes: Apr 29, 2013

I guess I will kill myself.

EDIT: Beers made me so fat

hopes fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Feb 9, 2015

# ? Feb 9, 2015 20:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:48

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

I'm 68 but I say I'm 54

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:45

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

(BMI Intensifies).

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:11

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Say Nothing posted:

(BMI Intensifies).

The only thing I want from that is the fries.

Gimme fries please.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:29

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

The only thing I want from that is the fries.

Gimme fries please.

Your butt is already too big.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:31

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Your butt is already too big.

*posts selfie*

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:33

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

That's nothing, man: I've worked out 6x a century for the last 65 seconds!

Seriously, what does "5x a month for the last 3 weeks" even mean? Is it your bizarre way of saying you work out once a week? I would assume you meant to post "5x a week for the last three weeks," but bragging about that would be kinda sad.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:35

Lilleman: Feb 12, 2014

24,9! Just one pizza away from being a chubby I guess.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:44

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

*posts selfie*

You have a wide angle lens handy?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:08

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

You have a wide angle lens handy?

Hahaha, because my butt is big. Lol. Much laugh. Wow.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:48

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

psyopmonkey posted:

Hahaha, because my butt is big. Lol. Much laugh. Wow.

is it really big like how big we talkin we talking big giant rear end?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:51

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

22,9 motherfuckers.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:53

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

I used to be over 40, now I'm under 25.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:55

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

What sort of medieval mumbojumbo is pounds though?

Also what's the dead with circumcision and gun controversy in Israel\Palestine?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:55

Frozen to Death: Mar 27, 2010

skimmed this thread and drat i got the lowest number (not even gonna post it )

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:02

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HugoDigletts posted:

It was 53 but now it's 35.

Congratulations on still being disgustingly fat.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:06

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

Three Olives posted:

Congratulations on still being disgustingly fat.

effete queer

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:08

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

Congratulations on still being disgustingly fat.

Thats not very nice mister.

Lame.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:09

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

"Olive" to hate fat people :xd:

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:17

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Fat is Beautiful changed many lives, but nooooooo, let's harpoon the whale of a thread. Fat discrimination!

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:22

Erethizon_dorsatum: Nov 14, 2009

I'm a "butterface"

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:23

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

I'm a "butterface"

you put butter on your face?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:24

The Core: Feb 17, 2011

6'4" 185, 22.5. Where do I sign up to get all the ladies?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:24

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

you put butter on your face?

I use coconut oil in my hair.

Food products can be used for self care!

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:25

Erethizon_dorsatum: Nov 14, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

you put butter on your face?

butterface as in, "it's all good but her face"

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:27

Mordor She Wrote: Nov 17, 2014

Three Olives posted:

Congratulations on still being disgustingly fat.

Now to console myself with 5000+ calories.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:27

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

psyopmonkey posted:

I use coconut oil in my hair.

Food products can be used for self care!

Coconut oil smells really good. :3:

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:29

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Secks Cauldron posted:

Coconut oil smells really good.

So does my hair.

:wink:

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:30

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

butterface as in, "it's all good but her face"

the word butterface is not in that quote, also could you please source your quotes? thanks

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:37

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

I wonder if there's any 500+ lb goons

There's got to be, right?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 03:44

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Accretionist posted:

I wonder if there's any 500+ lb goons

There's got to be, right?

There should be a contest to figure out the fattest goon, the winner gets heart disease and to die early alone.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 04:09

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Healthy at any size

# ? Feb 10, 2015 04:10

Butterwagon: Mar 21, 2010; Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

6 years ago it was 19. Now it's 30.
Next step, morbidity

# ? Feb 10, 2015 04:21

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Three Olives posted:

There should be a contest to figure out the fattest goon, the winner gets heart disease and to die early alone.

Second Place receives one-year supply of McDonald's Cheeseburgers (prize valued at $14,000 USD).

# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:35

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

1663.7

# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:53

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

psyopmonkey posted:

So does my hair.

*surreptitiously smells m'lady's hair while inching past on rascal scooter* :blush:

# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:03

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Secks Cauldron posted:

*surreptitiously smells m'lady's hair while inching past on rascal scooter*

*Farts in the bread aisle*

# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:27

DashieSenpai: Dec 25, 2014

38, that doesn't matter tho because im a reallife-less neckbeard

# ? Feb 17, 2015 19:02

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

almost 50:50 overwieght (including obese):not

goons are less fat than average Americans (69% overweight/obese), or more ashamed of it and a bigger proportion of nonfat goons are responding to the poll.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 19:09

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:48

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

4ft 3 inches tall, 378 lbs.

102.2 bmi

:smug:

# ? Feb 17, 2015 19:16

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