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DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift..... kept the series going man

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tokyo drift is probably the best movie of the bunch

you actually like the main character and its a fish out of water scenario

pretty basic climb to the top cliche but whatever

best fast and furious for sure

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Young guns



Young guns 2



i fite people in real life over these movies

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

boom boom boom posted:

Neither version includes Joan Chen in a sexy outfit like on this poster

Dealbreaker, right there.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i like hard rain its awesome

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

also PREMIUM RUSH for reasons i dont have to explain

bikes

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


A Knight's Tale is probably my favourite movie ever but apparently at least critics think it's mediocre if not awful. They are wrong.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Pleads posted:

A Knight's Tale is probably my favourite movie ever but apparently at least critics think it's mediocre if not awful. They are wrong.

movie fuckin rules

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Waterworld rules, gently caress the haters. The prop/costume/set design is excellent, and the soundtrack rules. Dennis Hopper chewing scenery as the villain rules.

I like Apollo 18. I'm a sucker for found footage movies, and that one goes to great lengths to make it seem like your actually watching declassified 1970s NASA archival footage and the effect is great.

To the surprise of nobody, the AvP movies are a guilty pleasure for me.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Airheads

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dogo posted:

For me it's waterworld. I always thought it was a pretty awesome movie and never understood the hate. I mean, it's mad max on water. That's pretty rad.

I saw Waterworld a few months back and it's actually very entertaining, I don't know why it was so hated back then, I suppose people were idiots

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

I saw Waterworld a few months back and it's actually very entertaining, I don't know why it was so hated back then, I suppose people were idiots

Spending hundreds of millions of dollars...on a movie? It better be the next Godfather!

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
i unironically love every single movie Adam Sandler has ever done, even the nauseatingly bad ones like Jack & Jill. i know they are terrible but I inexplicably enjoy them

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

i unironically love every single movie Adam Sandler has ever done, even the nauseatingly bad ones like Jack & Jill. i know they are terrible but I inexplicably enjoy them

As long as you know that you are what's wrong with society, it's all good.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

MauveAvenger posted:



Big Trouble in Little China

Ur a fuckin retard

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I started watching Big Trouble in Little China and it's like the best worst movie. Kurt Russel is loving amazing.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Pleads posted:

I started watching Big Trouble in Little China and it's like the best worst movie. Kurt Russel is loving amazing.

It's actually considered a good movie by just about everyone. It doesn't belong in this thread.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pleads posted:

I started watching Big Trouble in Little China and it's like the best worst movie

the best-best movie you mean

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Waterworld

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
Hundra

I don't even know if it's a good or bad movie, but it sure is something. An Amazon goes to not-Gor to find a baby daddy and starts a violent feminist revolution instead. The main bad guy gets killed by a vengeful slave girl that smothers him to death with her vagina.

I found it in one of those packs of 50 old sci-fi movies they sell for like 5 bucks even though it's a straight up sword and sandles movie, which is just hilarious.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



the mummy w/ brendan fraser 1 & 2
that ghosts from mars movie where the aliens are gas and possess people and make them skin themselves (edit: ice cube was in it)

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

i unironically love every single movie Adam Sandler has ever done, even the nauseatingly bad ones like Jack & Jill. i know they are terrible but I inexplicably enjoy them

I'm not quite on that level, but if I happen across Grown Ups 2 playing I pretty much always have to finish it. There's just something about the movie I can't explain but after like 3-4 watches a switch flipped and now I think it's amazing.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


420DD Butts posted:

It's actually considered a good movie by just about everyone. It doesn't belong in this thread.
Tell that to 1986, apparently.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Feb 8, 2015

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Business Gorillas posted:

the mummy w/ brendan fraser 1 & 2
that ghosts from mars movie where the aliens are gas and possess people and make them skin themselves (edit: ice cube was in it)

the mummy is a good movie you punk bitch

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

cptInsane0 posted:

Robocop is worth it just for the scene when Hocus Pocus is playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8vuu0ZbvX8

Disappointed that Robocop does not contain this song, also called Hocus Pocus.

boom boom boom posted:

One time a friend and I decided to randomly pick a movie off Jeff Goldblum's IMDB page that neither of us had seen.

The movie we picked was Transylvania 6-5000

Transylvania 6-5000 owns.

Until a few years ago, I wasn't even aware that people thought Transylvania 6-5000 was a bad movie. They used to play it all the time on Comedy Central because it was awesome.

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
I couldn't think of any bad movies that I liked, so I asked my husband what movies I liked that were bad.

Him: "Yeah, you like Labyrinth."
Me: "WTF! Nobody thinks Labyrinth is a bad movie!"
Him: "Yeah they do. It's a bad movie. What's good about it?"
Me: "Uh, it has David Bowie in it, and the whole world is gay for David Bowie?"
Him: "Oh. Uh, yeah not that movie. What's that other one you like that sucks?"
Me: "Legend?"
Him: "Yeah, Legend."
Me: "But that has Tim Curry in it. Everybody's gay for Tim Curry too. And it's Ridley Scott. And it has goblins."
Him: "Yeah, and it's dumb. And then they kill a horse in a swamp."
Me: "Jesus Christ, you're joking right? You're making a joke?"
Him: "No, what do you mean?"
Me: "The horse in the swamp was The Neverending Story!"
Him: "No it wasn't. There was Tom Cruise in the swamp and the horse died."
Me: "Holy crap, no, you are so wrong."
Him: "It doesn't matter, The Neverending Story sucked too. They all sucked. All three of them."
Me: "I think you need to go sleep in the other bedroom tonight."

And he's still sitting here mumbling about "stupid rear end dog dragons."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mnemosyne posted:

Him: "It doesn't matter, The Neverending Story sucked too. They all sucked. All three of them."

This has been confirmed under laboratory conditions. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Look at Tumblr and tell me that movie wasn't twenty years ahead of its time.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Look at Tumblr and tell me that movie wasn't twenty years ahead of its time.

58 reasons why this film is problematic and offensive:

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
every Nicolas Cage movie is my favorite movie

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


katlington posted:

Young guns



Young guns 2



i fite people in real life over these movies

wait young guns is considered bad??

also holy poo poo i didnt know they made a sequel

ddddddffdfddddfddf posted:

Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans is insane but it's also legitimately great.

it has 87% on rotten tomatoes it was directed by werner herzog it is not generally considered to be bad :colbert:

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Feb 8, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

nomadologique posted:


seventh son too, but i'm pretty sure jupiter ascending is gonna be way way more awesome

I saw seventh son in Thailand in January. It is ok entertainment but the washed out soap opera style filters are pretty annoying. It is fun if a bit lacking.


As for content: I like Kevin Smith movies (haven't seen Tusk yet)

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

Hopper posted:




As for content: I like Kevin Smith movies (haven't seen Tusk yet)

don't, i saw it last week and it's just awful. It's basically a Human Centipede but not as good

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I suspected as much. I like the guy but he should stick to funny movies with stoners and sex based humor.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



nothing but trouble was a great movie. dan ackroyds character scared the poo poo out of me as a child and i still think a minigolf place themes in it would rock, even today

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wait young guns is considered bad??

also holy poo poo i didnt know they made a sequel


HOW THE gently caress HAVE YOU NOT SEEN YOUNG GUNS 2 WATCH IT NOW

I DONT WANT TO SPOIL IT BUT NUMBER 2 HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT COMING OUT OF ITS rear end in a top hat FUCKFUCK SEE IT NOW

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


didnt billy die at the end?

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



then who would be alive to tell the story in the modern day duh !

e; ok of youre not sold yet i'll give you a taste it doesnt really come up in the first movie but lou diamond phillps character is native american indian and theres some stuff involving that (nothing racist)

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Feb 8, 2015

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