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DISCLAIMER: This is a rabbithole down into the depths of a man that can only be described as the most evil being you will ever still feel pity for. Please do not contact him, if we are ever to contact him we can do it in a civil manner and I'm sure he will be over the moon. The entire time I looked into this it felt like something straight from GBS so even though I don't typically post I felt obligated to do so. Everyone, meet John Rodgers. This man publishes a local quarterly paper in Louisville, Kentucky called Hike's Point News. At first glance, it's merely a bad publication. Check the site out here: https://www.hikespointnews.com If you dig deeper, though, it gets much, much worse. He is a former priest who is now a salesman, and he sells a product of his own design. It is a diet supplement he calls Ascension (literally a snake oil salesman): He sells this, but he also allows people to join his "Hike's Point Women and Mens Program", which is a pyramid scheme where you have a referral number and try to sell as much of the stuff as possible. Please note some of the ingredients are Shark Cartilage and "Devil's Root". Also on his website, he sells the "Cover Model" spot. It costs only "$2,500.00 to put your image on the cover of Hike's Point News (unless we waive this fee)". He publishes all of this himself. There is no "we", and I sadly suspect that he waives the fee in exchange for certain...privileges. Here is an interview featured in the publication - you almost can't believe it isn't satire: I will leave you now with an entire 140 page issue of the magazine. http://hikespointnews.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/859575.pdf There are a lot of local ads, another way this guy schemes money off people, but it includes his own fiction about an America in 2017 that is overrun with gays and has literally become Hell (among countless other great articles, the newest issue features "Has Anyone Ever Shot At You With a Gun?"). I can't seem to find the latest issue, where he removes the table of contents "to provide more content, you'll find the stories anyway" and runs a dating ad for himself on the cover page. I will scan it if there is interest. Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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A scholar who owns his own successful small business and he's single? Im very interested. Whats his thoughts on MsM and muscle worship
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 12:01 |
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in a shocking turn of events a priest becomes a sort of scam artist
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 12:21 |
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I sure do know a lot more about David Owner of Fern Creek Transmission than I did before
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 12:26 |
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I'd like 3 minutes with that "model" So I can show her how to take a better pose *Photo by John Rogers
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 12:35 |
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Howard Beale posted:I sure do know a lot more about David Owner of Fern Creek Transmission than I did before Why doesn't he dream in color? I suspect David may be a liar. I need a follow up.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:13 |
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I'm glad he's moved on since the Jump to Conclusions mat.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:17 |
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He looks like he should be some corrupt mayor for a podunk Southern town.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:18 |
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That interview is so hard hitting, really going for the tough questions. I bet David was loving choking on that pie. No idea why the gently caress he brought a wrench to a dinner though.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:24 |
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id like 45 seconds with that model
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:29 |
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Apply the pie.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:30 |
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DISCLAIMER: It is dangerous to consume too much John Rodgers in one sitting. Please take a 10 minute break every 60 minutes for your own health.
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Oiled and Ready posted:DISCLAIMER: It is dangerous to consume too much John Rodgers in one sitting. Please take a 10 minute break every 60 minutes for your own health. Is this suppose to be his version of "Obama's America"?
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:39 |
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For a moment I thought he was the My Pillow guy.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:41 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:16 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:35 |
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vote my family for best family of prostitutes 2018
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:37 |
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I think this is just another ad, the interview format is an attempt at humor.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:43 |
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he has such sights to show you
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:45 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 15:22 |
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He's no Alex Jones that's for sure
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 15:56 |
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the base of the washington monument doesn't really have steps. unless they signed it inside the monument, but that seems weird.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 16:02 |
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theoretically if this guy is getting sex once a month from those cover "models" after several years that could add up to an unfathomable number of sexes
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Psygnosis posted:Is this suppose to be his version of "Obama's America"? It's another John Titor story, just without the time travel stuff that made it sort of interesting.
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hang on, who was it who conquered america exactly
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 17:15 |
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Clipperton posted:hang on, who was it who conquered america exactly I think it's a "Choose your own boogeyman" story - federal government, Russia, China, etc. etc.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 17:43 |
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the gays
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Oiled and Ready posted:DISCLAIMER: It is dangerous to consume too much John Rodgers in one sitting. Please take a 10 minute break every 60 minutes for your own health. Goatstein posted:King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.
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Give Pat a Job posted:I'm glad he's moved on since the Jump to Conclusions mat.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:33 |
dougdrums posted:the gays
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:34 |
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reading that "america 2017" story was honestly a pretty sexually arousing experience for me
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:48 |
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Math Debater posted:reading that "america 2017" story was honestly a pretty sexually arousing experience for me
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:59 |
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Gonna go ahead and get on page 1 for when this thread goes places
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Math Debater posted:reading that "america 2017" story was honestly a pretty sexually arousing experience for me Amrerica* I think John got a little aroused while writing it too. He seems to get a little sidetracked trying to figure out who's family would make the best prostitutes. Fun fact: he is divorced with two young daughters.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 00:41 |
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post the whole thing
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 00:43 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:post the whole thing I would but I can't remember anything to google the rest up with
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 10:36 |
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I took Ascension and now my piss turns blue thanks Ascension
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 10:44 |
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thanks for telling us
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 11:10 |
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Used cars and joint treatment, all under one roof!
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this profoundly ugly and retarded man has changed my life forever
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