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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



FACT those pigs contain the soul of the dead guy now and can talk with his voice. ask any old timer hog farmer theyll tell you

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

The Twinkie Czar posted:

They raise these animals and know that they grow to become enormous poo poo-factories. Could they really not see past the child with a cute piglet, to the heartbreak surrounding every one they sold?

since when does selling poo poo to kids indicate anything besides a love of money anyway

they mention that part like it made him a good dude

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
gosh!...... only in Canada :sigh:

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

there probably aren't a lot of times where this award is relevant, so i'm quoting it while i can

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


katlington posted:

FACT those pigs contain the soul of the dead guy now and can talk with his voice. ask any old timer hog farmer theyll tell you

i wonder if you could sell a pig that's dined on human flesh for a premium

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

error1 posted:

If you eat a pig that has eaten a human, does it still count as cannibalism?

crabs eat humans all the time

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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quote:

But they have not ruled out the possibility that the farmer could have collapsed from a medical emergency, such as a heart attack.


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Garner's older brother, Michael, described him as a "good-hearted guy".

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a farm who eat by own pig, a shameful farm

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

error1 posted:

If you eat a pig that has eaten a human, does it still count as cannibalism?

Cannibalism By Porkxy

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

each time the farmer penetrated the pig, it thought about how it would exact its revenge. one day the farmer slipped in a cleverly placed pile of pig poo poo, and the pig seized the opportunity. who's eating whom now bitch

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
never change coos county

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON
The body count in this war is still heavily in our favor. They're bound to get one of us every now and then, stay the course and give no ground.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
"Garner's older brother, Michael, described him as a "good-hearted guy".

Would like to see story sometime where neighbors are reached for comment and its "yeah, that guy was a real piece of poo poo, it comes as a relief to all he's dead."

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
seriously make a piglet cry and watch the adult piggies reaction - and they never forget

see also: Fatwa # 124824

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

I see this dude in the elevator all the time. He lives a few floors below me.

Ok cya.

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
hakuna matata!!!!!

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you could say they went



hog wild

reluctantly, I laughed

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


sounds like he was really digging for gold.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

gary oldmans diary posted:

:qq: "obama ... liberals"

:what:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Your daddy ever tell you how uncle Mac come to his reward?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Farmer who get eaten by he own pigs, a shameful farmer

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

you tried to warn us about hte hogs... we wouldn't listen

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

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actual footage taken from a bog

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't get the bias in the media i mean people eat pigs all the time and it's no big deal but then one guy gets eaten by a pig and it's international news. Does no one else see the double standard here

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

moose face posted:

I don't get the bias in the media i mean people eat pigs all the time and it's no big deal but then one guy gets eaten by a pig and it's international news. Does no one else see the double standard here

dunno what you're talking about, pigs killing humans is always in the news. just look at all that drama in ferguson recently

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Swaygin Cock Suckkhh

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

dunno what you're talking about, pigs killing humans is always in the news. just look at all that drama in ferguson recently

that was justified

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
oh wait I thought there were a rash of literal porcine related deaths in Missouri

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
gently caress tha pigs, no pork on my fork
Peace, God
cuz u know a nigga just went HAM

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oregon farmer literally went hog wild

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



quote:

Michael Garner said one of the hogs had bitten his brother last year, after he had accidentally stepped on a piglet.

"He said he was going to kill it, but when I asked him about it later, he said he had changed his mind," he told the Register-Guard.

It's a murder.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

oregon farmer literally went hog wild


BBC posted:

Garner's older brother, Michael, described him as a "good-hearted guy"

it was the best part

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Everyday Lurker posted:

It's a murder.

more like preemptive self defense imo

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

piglets nibbling on my thighs and belly

Tartan Target
Jun 1, 2001

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Good

Sounds like that farmer was in a rut

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Tartan Target posted:

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

say it in a cockney accent

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Pigs make the best murderdogs.

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