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We've done plenty of lovely superpower threads in the past, but what about mediocre superpowers? Powers that could not save lives, make money, or get you laid, but would still be better to have than not have. Examples: Never forgetting where you put your keys. If they fell out and you didn't notice you still wouldn't know where they were. Being able to turn your sense of hearing on and off at will. Instantly knowing the optimal time to microwave something. Think of your own! Feel free to draw it if you want!
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Feb 8, 2015 02:22
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just call me "the okay poster" *cape swoosh*
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Feb 8, 2015 02:24
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Alright, I'll be the first to say it- the USSR. Patrice Lumumba University was open for how many decades? And can anyone name a decent place to get blintzes in Addis Ababa? Right. They almost got a good thing going on with Tetris and Rubik's Cube, but they kept imprisoning anyone who wrote books that got popular abroad and the fashion scene- simply dreadful!
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Feb 8, 2015 02:31
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The United States of Ameri卐a
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Feb 8, 2015 02:52
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Multiple tabs are a bad idea.
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Feb 8, 2015 02:53
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The ability to talk to squirrels.
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Feb 8, 2015 02:58
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Powers that could not save lives
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Feb 8, 2015 03:02
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Actual Response: The ability to intake a unlimited amount of salt D&D Response: How is that oil export based economy working for you putin lol
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Feb 8, 2015 03:06
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invisible eyes
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Feb 8, 2015 03:43
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the power to cum on command
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Feb 8, 2015 03:44
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My farts smell like Glade air freshener and will get you high.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:45
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the power to run super-fast, but you have normal stamina so most people would just get really winded real fast.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:47
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"Dollar Off at Subway Man"
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Feb 8, 2015 03:48
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Mornacale posted:The ability to talk to squirrels. Not to communicate with them. Just to talk to them. Like anyone could, if they wanted to look silly in the park.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:49
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A superpowered construction worker who has to rebuild Metropolis super loving fast after shitwit and company gently caress it up for the 1000th time. Too bad he's non-union and the local loving hate him.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:51
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Every time I poop a huge tree grows there specific to the climate, in Canada i poo poo a pine and in Africa I poo poo baobabs with cosmic links to various wildlife.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:51
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the ability to pee beer
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Feb 8, 2015 03:52
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time travel, except only forward and at normal speed
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Feb 8, 2015 03:53
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the ability to change your height at will but you can only go between 5'0" and 5'4"
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Feb 8, 2015 03:54
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gaydar
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Feb 8, 2015 03:55
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the ability to instantly sense if someone has emptyquoted you
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Feb 8, 2015 03:56
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not needing a resting period after sex
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Feb 8, 2015 03:56
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night vision but it's on all the time so during the day it's a real pain and it gives you a migraine
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Feb 8, 2015 03:57
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The ability to make a worthwhile post.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:58
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detergoman - a superhero who has complete and total dominion over laundry detergents and kitchen soaps
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Feb 8, 2015 03:58
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being unable to be probated or banned
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Feb 8, 2015 04:01
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Business Gorillas posted:detergoman - a superhero who has complete and total dominion over laundry detergents and kitchen soaps You could become a billionaire in charge of a laundry/kitchen soap empire. And use your insane wealth to fight crime.
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Feb 8, 2015 04:05
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The power to be utterly irresistible to women between 5 & 6 on the "hot" scale. The power predict with 100% accuracy the final score of any WNBA game. The power to manipulate/kill anyone with a last name that ends with "s." The power to read the minds of those with an IQ lower than yours (read: no one). The power to dodge bullets from any gun manufactured before 1965. The power to convincingly dismantle any argument about fast-food restaurants. The power to double-post without feeling like an idiot.
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Feb 8, 2015 04:06
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Able to spot change on a sidewalk before anyone else. (also applies to currency and drugs)
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Feb 8, 2015 04:06
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FooF posted:The power to be utterly irresistible to women between 5 & 6 on the "hot" scale. that last one is super mediocre
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Feb 8, 2015 04:07
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trust me
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Feb 8, 2015 04:08
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FooF posted:The power to be utterly irresistible to women between 5 & 6 on the "hot" scale. i have all these powers
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Feb 8, 2015 04:08
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Breaking electronics on a quantum level that causes them to be lovely most of the time but then there's that one time you glitch a quintuple post. Invisibility to shitheads who report hilarious posts.
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Feb 8, 2015 04:11
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to stretch like mr.fantastic but the stretching is permanent
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Feb 8, 2015 04:12
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Mornacale posted:The ability to talk to squirrels. 
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Feb 8, 2015 04:14
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Your tongue can cure hemorrhoids and athelete's foot after a few minutes of contact
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Feb 8, 2015 04:27
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the ability to parallel park
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Feb 8, 2015 04:55
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i liked this thread better in d and d
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Feb 8, 2015 04:56
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now I can't stop thinking about fuckin squirrel girl
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Feb 8, 2015 04:57
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The power to summon a single ping pong ball from anywhere in the world to the palm of your hand, once per day.
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