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John Liver
May 4, 2009

Tony Homo posted:

Who the gently caress takes a shower without using soap?

Those of us who use body wash
body wash
powerful odor powerful odor
odor blocker odor blocker
bodybodybodybody wash

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
wash yourselves you filthy idiots

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Dove unscented. We share the bar, it's a bonding experience

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I have never used lotion in my life and my skin is as smooth as a female's.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

Dove unscented. We share the bar, it's a bonding experience

Do you remove your pubes from the bar before you hand it to her?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Tony Homo posted:

OP my wife said its because showering every day dries your skin out. So there.

actually I think having you as a husband dries her vag out so bad sample size and dilz size and all

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tony Homo posted:

Do you remove your pubes from the bar before you hand it to her?

u jealous

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Tony Homo posted:

Do you remove your pubes from the bar before you hand it to her?

Why would you want to? They act as a natural exfoliant/scrubber

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Lol if you don't trim

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Our relationship is founded on a deep love for 70s style bush.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Hey british dudes, enjoy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11427875/Four-out-of-five-women-dont-shower-every-day.html

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i took a shower this morning

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I shower twice a day. But I will wear the same pair of jeans 3 days in a row so I don't really know...

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
haven't taken a shower since my last post itt, coat has never been shinier

1K Dollar Chair
Nov 20, 2014

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I shower twice a day. But I will wear the same pair of jeans 3 days in a row so I don't really know...

u only have to wash jeans like once every 13.16435 days, its science

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

1K Dollar Chair posted:

u only have to wash jeans like once every 13.16435 days, its science

I stick with 4 tops. After that they get too loose and I hate wearing a belt.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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women, please shower, u have a lot of gross bits that need showering

opus111
Jul 6, 2014


I've never known a female who showers once a day. They're loving disgusting creatures.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Zzulu posted:

women, please shower, u have a lot of gross bits that need showering

also men

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Smegma is actually naturally protective. If anything you should rub it around the rest of your body.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
this notion of "well... I am a man and therefore I don't need to shower daily :smug:" is amazing to me. all of us filthy american humans should take advantage of modern plumbing and cheap, heated water available.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I shower twice a day brah.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zzulu posted:

women, please shower, u have a lot of gross bits that need showering

Like you know

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

thathonkey posted:

this notion of "well... I am a man and therefore I don't need to eat mcdonalds daily :smug:" is amazing to me. all of us starving american humans should take advantage of modern agriculture and cheap, processed food available.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Literal username

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

opus111 posted:

I shower twice a day brah.

in cum

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