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If you poop more than twice per shower that you've taken there is something wrong with your head, or rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:14 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:17 |
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if i showered every day it would wash off the thin layer of slime that keeps my skin healthy, poo poo lord
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:14 |
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i hate showering in the morning while i may shower less than some of you, 3 times a week, i only shower at night i hate showering in the morning
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:14 |
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King Vidiot posted:I don't need to shower but every other day... I also wear deodorant and put on clean clothes so that helps. that helps? That HELPS? Maybe you don't need help if you are clean? Maybe you should realize that clean clothes and deodorant aren't things that help you not shower, but things that go along with daily showers to make you a normal person Im sure you like trains a lot but even trains have showers
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:14 |
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I live in my shower. Posting from my shower
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:16 |
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HI IM loving DISGUSTING
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:17 |
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numberoneposter posted:i hate showering haiku
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:17 |
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If threads could smell
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:17 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Also wash your hands after you go to the bathroom or do something else that's dirty. Every. Time.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:18 |
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when someone argues against showering every day it's a pretty strong tell that they never, ever, ever get any loving exercise
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:18 |
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itt goons viciously defending their depression
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:19 |
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I haven't showered in three days but my "Girlfriend" says its cool. also the dishes are piling up! Get to it girl!
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:21 |
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proof of concept posted:when someone argues against showering every day it's a pretty strong tell that they never, ever, ever get any loving exercise
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:21 |
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Your Weird Uncle posted:woke up late for my manual labor job I work in a steel factory. I shower before and after work daily you goon.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:22 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:Wash your butthole everyday
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:23 |
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showering daily? sounds like OCD to me bro im on a every every other day routine and you know what? i'm not active so it works for me
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:24 |
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haha i look like a salamander very funny, how am i supposed to slither into tight spaces bone-dry, rear end
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:26 |
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numberoneposter posted:i did 40 hours last month buddy, if you don't get sweaty enough that you need to shower then it doesn't really count as exercise because you aren't doing anything your body actually finds difficult
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:27 |
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I'm a quadriplegic and I still tonguedrag my morbidly obese body down a slip'n'slide in the hallway to keep clean.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:27 |
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I seduce the ladies without ever saying a word. Senario: Haven't showered in 3 days, need to buy supplies at the supermarket though or I'll starve to death. Go to the soup isle to get some Campbell's Chunky (which you can eat cold incase the power goes out or you need to run into the woods and never come back). See girl bending over for a can of alphabet soup or something. I slowly walk behind her and place my arm above her onto the shelf where I estimate her maximum height to be. She stands up, I smile to myself. She finds her head right in my armpit. I lean a little closer. Bam she just had an overdose of my man pheromones. Obviously she is intoxicated at this point and sometimes you have to follow her outside until she recovers. But trust me, she wants it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:28 |
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proof of concept posted:buddy, if you don't get sweaty enough that you need to shower then it doesn't really count as exercise because you aren't doing anything your body actually finds difficult three days. although sometimes my balls smell REALLY bad.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:28 |
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i like to jerk off + piss all over myself every night before i go to bed, so i like to wake up in the morning to wash the previous night's sin off of my rear end + belly
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:29 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:I seduce the ladies without ever saying a word. This guy gets it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:29 |
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jackyl posted:wtf why would you not jump in the shower every day as soon as you wake up? only if I need a cup of coffee before I shower
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:30 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i like to jerk off + piss all over myself every night before i go to bed, so i like to wake up in the morning to wash the previous night's sin off of my rear end + belly Gets it, also. (Minus the showering in the morning)
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:30 |
and by "it" you mean eternal virginity
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:32 |
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being cold-blooded, i prefer the warmth of the shower and the warmth of a cup of "jo" (coffee) to infuse my blood with the energy i need to walk out of the door directly into the rays of the sun
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:32 |
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it shouldn't even be a question as to whether you shower every day these people are acting like the entire world is doing it wrong and that they have stepped into some secret knowledge of how to actually be clean, which has been hidden by modern society
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:34 |
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its takes like an hour for my hair to dry.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:35 |
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E/N is my daily affirmation. Reading it reminds me that even though my life isn't perfect, I can do things like hold down a real job and go to the grocery store without having a mental breakdown.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:35 |
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im going to get some chinese takeout brb
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:35 |
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I shower everyday but shampoo every other day because my hair becomes lovely if I shampoo too much. Also depending on what I'm gana be doing that day I might shower at night because I don't want to go to bed gross/shower twice a day.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:36 |
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COOL TIP: if you dont want to bathe that day, cover yourself in olive oil so the germs just slide right off of you
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:36 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:and by "it" you mean eternal virginity No way i have had the sex with like, uh billion women. They appreciate my musk. Our musk, Tiny Lowtax. Our musk.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:37 |
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Do goons still do that shower beer thing
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:40 |
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well at least this thread explains why so many people loving stink thanks goons
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:41 |
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HERES MY EXCUSE FOR BEING A DISGUSTING PIECE OF poo poo
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:41 |
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Do goons still do that shower beer thing 3 hours in freezing rain. nothing better than a tall bottle and a long shower.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:42 |
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Do goons still do that shower beer thing oh hell yes and it owns
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:42 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:17 |
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and if you don't bathe daily, people notice they don't tell you, but they all talk behind your back about much you smell like poo poo
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:43 |