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i actually only shower once every other day during winter, but I have naturally dry skin and use tons of expensive colognes and my mom hasn't said anything about my stench yet so . . . .
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please at least rinse your front-butt 4-5x per week
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Feb 8, 2015 07:11
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a messed up horse posted:please at least rinse your front-butt 4-5x per week the last wipe I use fabric softner
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Feb 8, 2015 07:12
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Tsinava posted:This thread reminds me of the time I got into an argument with a juggalo who insisted that not washing your hair was good because keeping your hair oily was healthy. wanna know what else is healthy? ...smoking meth. WHOOP WHOOP
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Feb 8, 2015 07:13
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its good to smell like a dumpster full of cat food
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Feb 8, 2015 07:14
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washing your hair too often will strip it of important healthy oils. Source: My stylist who does/did the hair of really awsome people like Axel Rose back in 1988
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Feb 8, 2015 07:15
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i sometimes use the oil from my hair and use it as cooking oil when i cook food for my guests.
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Feb 8, 2015 07:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
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Feb 8, 2015 07:20
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Glasgow Kiss posted:i sometimes use the oil from my hair and use it as cooking oil when i cook food for my guests. reduce your carbon footprint with this one weird tip
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Feb 8, 2015 07:30
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If you'd actually wash your body with a relative frequency you can easily get away with not using shampoo or conditioner. It end's up being even healthier because the outer layers of your body are actually a bad thing to strip away, but like any loving mammal on this planet the human body requires constant grooming, and at the very least being capable of taking a daily shower with hot water is gotta be responsible for saving like 10 lives per 1,000 a year.
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Feb 8, 2015 07:44
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In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion
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Feb 8, 2015 07:49
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 lookit this clean rear end monkey you think he'd feel guilty about getting a rim-job right about now?
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Feb 8, 2015 07:51
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nobody cares about your lame rear end metrosexual cosmopolitan hygiene regiment, just loving bathe ok
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Feb 8, 2015 07:53
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Red Suit posted:In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion this is legit 
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Feb 8, 2015 07:55
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i'm a male stripper. my clients love when i have a little natural musk
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Feb 8, 2015 08:01
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can we see if we can make a 16 page thread saying that you should definitely shower daily?
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Feb 8, 2015 08:01
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humans are the most complex biological organisms ever known. it would be silly, if not stupid, to assume everyone needs to follow the same grooming habits and rules
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Feb 8, 2015 08:04
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ban everyone that doesn't wash themselves
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Feb 8, 2015 08:06
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An Ounce of Gold posted:ban everyone that doesn't wash themselves im glad you care more about cleaning yourself to impress the local starbucks barista instead of considering starving and dehydrated children in third world countries.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:08
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Poetic Justice posted:humans are the most complex biological organisms ever known. it would be silly, if not stupid, to assume everyone needs to follow the same grooming habits and rules The roman empire used lead pipes for centuries, and we'd probably be on alpha centauri by now if they didn't, but if you didn't want to take a hot shower in those bath houses you're probably a terribly boring person.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:08
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Rapman the Cook posted:HERES MY EXCUSE FOR BEING A DISGUSTING PIECE OF poo poo
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Feb 8, 2015 08:36
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Unless you're homeless, living in a third world slum, or physically or mentally disabled, there's no excuse not to shower daily. I shower at least once and sometimes twice daily and always shampoo because I'm not a filthy bum.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:37
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you can write whatever you like about why you don't shower but the fact of the matter is that personal cleanliness isn't that important to you you can back it but with whatever second hand internet bullshit you've read but in reality you're just stinky and lazy and you don't care about it
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Feb 8, 2015 08:38
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if you shower once a day you worse then great big dog who dances in rain only to smell it's own rear end
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Feb 8, 2015 08:40
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16 pages. 16 pages justifying why they should not wash their bodies
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Feb 8, 2015 08:46
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24 hours isn't some magic period of time before which you won't start to smell. Even if you're an unattractive loser who doesn't do a full daily workout, you should be showering at least twice a day. If you don't, you DO smell. Trust me.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:54
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FluffyDice posted:How do you sick fucks even make it though a day with your testicles feeling like you've dipped them in oil? Didn't read past the only true post ITT
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Feb 8, 2015 08:59
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im gonna ride my bike all day tomrrow and then email my stink to your inbox the next day
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Feb 8, 2015 09:00
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Showering every day is just too risky. It's just one more chance to fall into the tub, and then the nurse has to get the fire department to hoist you out and all that poo poo. I'm sticking to once a month until disability approves my waterproof Rascal.
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Feb 8, 2015 09:11
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Cnut the Great posted:24 hours isn't some magic period of time before which you won't start to smell. Even if you're an unattractive loser who doesn't do a full daily workout, you should be showering at least twice a day. 24 hours is some sorta magical time limit that once that happens you start to stink. THIS IS NOT TRUE. Most women actually appreciate a man who has a scent not marred by cosmetics and corporations. No wonder you guys aren't getting laid.
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Feb 8, 2015 09:12
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just imagine the stink of the seat of their chair from not washing. they're not moving. crust. ingrained crust in the carpet fibres
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Feb 8, 2015 09:17
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i decided to renounce my filthy ways. i now take 365 day showers. a year long shower. -posted from my shower
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Feb 8, 2015 09:18
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Poetic Justice posted:back when SA had tons of traffic and was the premier site of the internet, it was a good idea to make a bunch of subforums for individual specific genre topics. Now I think they should mostly be merged back into GBS srsly SA has like 45-75 subforums and I haven't gone in 98% of them
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Feb 8, 2015 09:21
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Voted Worst Mom posted:Didn't read past the only true post ITT i hope that's hyperbole because your testicles really shouldn't feel like you dipped them in oil, even if you skipped a shower that day (which is bad)
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Feb 8, 2015 09:28
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like that' sreally gross and i dont' think that's normal
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Feb 8, 2015 09:29
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 and a bubble bath
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Feb 8, 2015 09:34
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Tiny Lowtax posted:srsly SA has like 45-75 subforums and I haven't gone in 98% of them I go in all the subforums. You're a little bitch.
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i still havnt taken a shower yet thread
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SHISHKABOB posted:I go in all the subforums. You're a little bitch. what the hell man that's not cool
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The only times I haven't showered were also the times I didn't have access to running water. Even then I still wiped myself down with a cloth and baby wipes. Also mentholated gold bond on the balls and feet keeps 'em nice and fresh when a shower isn't possible. This is something I did in the mountains, please don't actually do this to stay clean, ya dirty rear end goons.Poetic Justice posted:im glad you care more about cleaning yourself to impress the local starbucks barista instead of considering starving and dehydrated children in third world countries. water use from showering is minimal at worst. if someone is actually avoiding showers to save water then loving 
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