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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Nicomo posted:

waking up without a shower is impossible. The cleanliness factor comes second, I need that blast of water to wake me the gently caress up to get out the house each morning to the office for another day of servitude

i'll wake you up with a wet blast to the face

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Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoxnjSWxqKE

Mike makes a good point though

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Naxuz posted:

If taking care of your daily hygiene causes you skin inflammation, you have real problems with your skin and/or your diet. Go see a dermatologist.

And if you think you can skip a day or two of showering without smelling bad... you can't. You yourself won't notice your own stink, but the people around you do, even if they are too nice to mention it. jesus christ this is stuff you learn when you are 5 years old :wtc:

most goons probably don't do some kind of demanding physical activity though

I play hockey a lot and, when it comes to a sport where you're wearing all those pads, i think if I didn't shower every day I would literally kill someone with the smell :gonk:

(yes, I do wash my equipment too, doesn't matter)

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Stux posted:

you can't smell your own smell, and anyone living in the same house as you is also desensitised to it until its absolutely awful so yeah you walk around noticeably smelly at work nice job on being loving disgusting

I don't really eat processed foods, maybe that has something to do with it.

www
Aug 4, 2010

he earns 60k a year so he doesnt NEED to wash everyday, give the guy a break

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



I need to wash my hair every day, so I do that. The rest of me too. I'm not fat and I eat well, but I know my own body. My brother thinks he only needs to wash every two days and the dude is stinky.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

I don't really eat processed foods, maybe that has something to do with it.

nah, you probably reek and your girl is probably also acclimated to your "musk."

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Really, it seems impossible to get through to these goons that a human being's nose quickly gets desensitized to familiar smells, like the ghastly stink of their own or their SO's oily and sweaty unwashed taint. "I SMELLED MY ARMPITS AND IT'S FINE" no it ain't, you stink to high heaven, go buy a stick of deodorant and take a shower jfc

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I know right

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it's like 'shower, you spergs'

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i don't shower shave or leave the house at all on weekends. my pits smell bad in a good way mmmmm

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

swampland posted:

same but with like five to ten cans of raid and not so much a prank as a warning to the others

what about, like, a "raid bag" where you do that but in a garbage bag and then you run up and jam the bag over their head and hold it shut around their neck

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I love goons screaming YOU MUST BATHE IN HOT WATER WITH SOAP EVERYDAY :byodood: and listening to a dermotoligist saying "no don't" are morons but are the same type of people to get on anti-vaxxers about not listening to medical professionals :shepface:

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
lol :shepface: is right brother

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
dirty dick bf

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

How do you not shower and then jack off? Like, does the smell not disgust you?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im trying to think of an apt descriptor for my pits right now. musky and slightly bitter?


mods rename me

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

dog buttz posted:

How do you not shower and then jack off? Like, does the smell not disgust you?

what kind of human being doesnt like the salty reek of his own scrotum

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
okay how about this, I have never showered every day in my entire life. people have never made fun of me, even in fourth grade. if you stink twelve year olds will tell you.


but yes continue to not only act in the face of dermatological advice but discount the idea that anyone could possibly not need to shower every day.


I don't wear deodorant either, unless I notice I smell, then I do

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
when a lady likes the smell of a dude's BO it is weird but good. snuffle that stink

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
exception: sexdick. no one wants to smell sexdick

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
like jesus christ do you idiots really think being accustomed to a smell means you literally stop smelling it?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I had a roommate who would regularly go a month or so without bathing, it got so bad that the RA had to come down and talk to him about bathing. He smelled bad, like sour milk and feces bad.

He would also never throw anything out either and the pile of garbage eventually became an extension of his desk that he used once there was enough pizza boxes to stabilize it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

I shower about twice a week. I make 60k per year and have responsibilities and poo poo. I don't really exercise but I'm not a fat piece of poo poo. I wash my hair once per week. Hope this helps.

You moderated the drug forum and you don't shower daily.

Explains a lot, really.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You moderated the drug forum and you don't shower daily.

Explains a lot, really.

your obscure knowledge of past forum moderators is only half right. sadly you could have landed a much sicker burn.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Hell, the sheets alone would probably look like a taco bell wrapper. I can't go to bed without showering first, I feel so grody

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

your obscure knowledge of past forum moderators is only half right. sadly you could have landed a much sicker burn.

Not nearly as sick as your bodily funk makes people, though.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I am ullillilia I don't shower because my heating doesn't work and it's cold when you get out the shower.

LoL J/K I shower... But I never wash my clothes.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
if you don't shower for a whole summer people get over it and start to respect you

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

okay how about this, I have never showered every day in my entire life. people have never made fun of me, even in fourth grade. if you stink twelve year olds will tell you.


but yes continue to not only act in the face of dermatological advice but discount the idea that anyone could possibly not need to shower every day.


I don't wear deodorant either, unless I notice I smell, then I do

you're actually cool for never bathing and the bathing dudes are stupid and losers

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

Cucking Mama posted:

if you don't shower for a whole summer people get over it and start to respect you

finally, someone else who's been tree planting

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



lol at bitches that don't shower.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
There's hygiene and there's hysteria and some of you are teetering on the line lmao.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

like jesus christ do you idiots really think being accustomed to a smell means you literally stop smelling it?

Yes. Maybe not all smells, but yeah, being accustomed to a smell can mean you don't even notice it, like how people don't notice the smell of their house.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Not nearly as sick as your bodily funk makes people, though.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lasher posted:

I am ullillilia I don't shower because my heating doesn't work and it's cold when you get out the shower.

LoL J/K I shower... But I never wash my clothes.

Washing your clothes is as if not more important.

My desk neighbor at work never seems to wash his clothes, I'm assuming he showers sometimes.. But he smells like a homeless gently caress, and I wish he would get murdered.

If you can be smelled, do not leave your home.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
everyone in this thred except me sjhould kill themself

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

abuse culture. posted:

finally, someone else who's been tree planting

poo poo, shambhala, tree planting, we gotta hang out some time dude


edit: mentioning these two things is not probably the best idea for me in the context of this thread though lol


bonvivant posted:

you're actually cool for never bathing and the bathing dudes are stupid and losers

believe it or not I'm relating anecdotal evidence from my life and do not take an ideological or moral stance on showers

dog buttz posted:

Yes. Maybe not all smells, but yeah, being accustomed to a smell can mean you don't even notice it, like how people don't notice the smell of their house.

okay, now say that twice a week you cleaned your house. would you not notice the smell coming back in as days pass? again, being accustomed to something doesn't mean you stop smelling it.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i do not bathe or jerk off my aura is intensely powerful

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Khorne
May 1, 2002

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

okay, now say that twice a week you cleaned your house. would you not notice the smell coming back in as days pass? again, being accustomed to something doesn't mean you stop smelling it.
The best way to notice the smell, as foreign as it may seem to some, is to leave your house for like an hour. Like magic you'll notice the smell when you walk back inside.

It's the body odor equivalent of wearing a sweatshirt/jacket, going outdoors, and then coming inside and taking it off.

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