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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i like to jerk off + piss all over myself every night before i go to bed, so i like to wake up in the morning to wash the previous night's sin off of my rear end + belly

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



being cold-blooded, i prefer the warmth of the shower and the warmth of a cup of "jo" (coffee) to infuse my blood with the energy i need to walk out of the door directly into the rays of the sun

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



COOL TIP: if you dont want to bathe that day, cover yourself in olive oil so the germs just slide right off of you

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Setzer Gabbiani posted:

Do goons still do that shower beer thing


jackyl posted:

oh hell yes and it owns

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