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i like to jerk off + piss all over myself every night before i go to bed, so i like to wake up in the morning to wash the previous night's sin off of my rear end + belly
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 05:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:08 |
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being cold-blooded, i prefer the warmth of the shower and the warmth of a cup of "jo" (coffee) to infuse my blood with the energy i need to walk out of the door directly into the rays of the sun
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 05:32 |
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COOL TIP: if you dont want to bathe that day, cover yourself in olive oil so the germs just slide right off of you
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 05:36 |
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Do goons still do that shower beer thing jackyl posted:oh hell yes and it owns
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 05:44 |