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Cake Smashing Boob posted:writing erotic S&M ISIS fan fiction AMA How rich are you going to be?
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Anyone who thinks actors get turned on doing sex scenes in films is mistaken. There are dozens of hairy men standing around, moving cables and lighting equipment. That's not sexy unless you're into being watched, which I'm not. Mass appreciation doesn't always equate to something good. Think of Hitler! But I think, in this case, it must. It simply must
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Feb 9, 2015 00:11
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How awkward is getting a real boner while pretend humping a famous grouchy actress who has on special padded underwear and then you have to film the rest of the movie for months together
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Feb 9, 2015 00:14
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naem posted:How awkward is getting a real boner while pretend humping a famous grouchy actress who has on special padded underwear and then you have to film the rest of the movie for months together in my experience, most actresses act like that already happened anyway
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Feb 9, 2015 00:17
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naem posted:How awkward is getting a real boner while pretend humping a famous grouchy actress who has on special padded underwear and then you have to film the rest of the movie for months together lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KcYR3GfsGo
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Feb 9, 2015 00:17
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50 shades is poo poo and the movie will be poo poo there's probably less terribly-written twilight bdsm porn out there if you really need twilight bdsm to get off
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Feb 9, 2015 00:18
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Most women who like getting tied up look like this lady IRL so
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Feb 9, 2015 00:22
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50 shades has people defending the nc-17 rating now and wishing it was used more often the fallout from it's release will probably be even more entertaining than the movie itself
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Feb 9, 2015 00:31
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:50 shades has people defending the nc-17 rating now and wishing it was used more often I still waiting for the Charles Dance audiobook: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI
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Feb 9, 2015 00:33
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fifty loads for sasha grey
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Feb 9, 2015 00:39
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Troposphere posted:http://defamer.gawker.com/50-shades-of-sigh-the-disastrous-50-shades-of-grey-p-1683492446 a hundred million people are going to see that guys fake boner
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Feb 9, 2015 00:45
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toggle posted:fifty loads for sasha grey Man it's too bad she retired so this won't be a real thing. She was into poo poo that was way more hosed up than the stuff in the book, too.
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Feb 9, 2015 00:55
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This scene is not in moviequote:matching mine.
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Feb 9, 2015 01:03
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toggle posted:fifty loads for sasha grey James Deen and Sasha gray would make a better casting choice for the movie.
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Feb 9, 2015 01:05
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James Deen has a really punchable face
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Feb 9, 2015 01:16
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Troposphere posted:http://defamer.gawker.com/50-shades-of-sigh-the-disastrous-50-shades-of-grey-p-1683492446 i can feel their regret radiating from my computer screen and it owns
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Feb 9, 2015 01:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This scene is not in movie ah! jeez. jeez ah. oh my. jeez!
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Feb 9, 2015 01:36
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This scene is not in movie wait is that actually how the book is written?
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Feb 9, 2015 01:39
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Otto von Ruthless posted:wait is that actually how the book is written? here's a chapter-by-chapter analysis of the terrible writing/plot points in it: http://jennytrout.com/?page_id=5720
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Feb 9, 2015 01:45
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The Canyons was amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENDAxKLxLY etalian fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 01:47
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"jeez ah jeez jeez jeez oh my jeez!" she cried out in ecstasy as mr grey rammed his girthy, blood spattered cock thru her brain stem, killing her instantly
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Feb 9, 2015 01:48
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Anastasia "Holy Crap" Steele
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Feb 9, 2015 01:54
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ah... holy crap jeez!
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Feb 9, 2015 01:55
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I just saw a pic of the author and I'm completely unsurprisedInternetjack posted:How rich are you going to be? Judging from this whole shades of grey thing I'm guessing very
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Feb 9, 2015 02:01
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 kinky fuckery
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Feb 9, 2015 02:03
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Troposphere posted:
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Feb 9, 2015 02:04
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50 shades of grey posted:I can feel myself quicken 
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Feb 9, 2015 02:06
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Troposphere posted:http://defamer.gawker.com/50-shades-of-sigh-the-disastrous-50-shades-of-grey-p-1683492446 "I don't want anyone to see this movie." -Jamie Dornan, star of 50 Shades of Gray
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Feb 9, 2015 02:29
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quote:oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. wow she sounds like she's really intuit
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Feb 9, 2015 02:35
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This scene is not in movie dude turns her around and thrusts a couple of times spluttering his garbage dick into her rancid blood stained vagina HOT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 
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Feb 9, 2015 02:37
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Clipperton posted:James Deen has a really punchable face he is actually a chill dude with a large dick sorry that you are a hater
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Feb 9, 2015 02:38
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Beautiful poetry herequote:"I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto." quote:"I eye Christian's toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm…" quote:“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”
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Feb 9, 2015 02:41
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holy cow!
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Feb 9, 2015 02:41
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Top City Homo posted:he is actually a chill dude with a large dick During The Canyons shoot he was the only cast member who didn't have friends or family showing up to visit him on set, only his agent.
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Feb 9, 2015 02:43
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Beautiful poetry here Is there any point in the book where he tries to have sex with her but she's not in the mood so he sadly slinks away?
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Feb 9, 2015 02:47
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Troposphere posted:holy cow! Cubs win! Cubs win!
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Feb 9, 2015 02:47
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Beautiful poetry here this is how everyone sounds when they think in their head tbh
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quote:“Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness—from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked rear end, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid.”
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Feb 9, 2015 02:48
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etalian posted:During The Canyons shoot he was the only cast member who didn't have friends or family showing up to visit him on set, only his agent. He also probably suffered the most damage to his career from appearing in it.
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Arian_Samurai posted:Cubs win! Cubs win! Would you eat Fifty Shades of Gray if it was made of ribs?
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