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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Gaunab posted:

Is there any point in the book where he tries to have sex with her but she's not in the mood so he sadly slinks away?

no, p. much every time she's not into it he forces her into sex anyways

cool poo poo

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ah, an Hispanic gentleman.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

"I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto."

¨

a bad writer

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Portals posted:

no, p. much every time she's not into it he forces her into sex anyways

cool poo poo

no you see some women enjoy being in abusive relationships, don't judge

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ah... holy crap jeez!

read it in Gil's voice

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

quote:

“He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor Popsicle.” “Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty…”

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Now maybe she was seasick or something.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

During The Canyons shoot he was the only cast member who didn't have friends or family showing up to visit him on set, only his agent.

hmm


i mean he is still a porn star in his family's eyes

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

gonna hang outside theatres looking cool and pick up all the horned up broads coming out when it's over

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

hmm


i mean he is still a porn star in his family's eyes

The NY Times write-up on the Canyon's production was amazing:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?pagewanted=all

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
50 shades of grey looks like 9 1/2 weeks without the tacky 80s soundtrack

Barudak
May 7, 2007

david... posted:

gonna hang outside theatres looking cool and pick up all the horned up broads coming out when it's over

Its selling best in the south so time to pick up that majestic Georgia 45 year old white woman tail.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Barudak posted:

Its selling best in the south so time to pick up that majestic Georgia 45 year old white woman tail.

be sure to bring plenty of flour

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Barudak posted:

Its selling best in the south so time to pick up that majestic Georgia 45 year old white woman tail.

woo-ee

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

“He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor Popsicle.”

yes the erect penis of a healthy living man most resembles a popsicle

you'd think they'd have at least edited that out when they removed all the Twilight names

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Beautiful poetry here

dorian grey put ur peeper in my hatchet wound

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwyakTPolk

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Gilbert gottfried have a cameo?

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Top City Homo posted:

he is actually a chill dude with a large dick


sorry that you are a hater
he actually only has a regular size dick that looks big because he is a tiny little man (srs)

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Gaunab posted:

Is there any point in the book where he tries to have sex with her but she's not in the mood so he sadly slinks away?

No, he just beats and rapes her enough times through three books until she thinks their hosed up relationship is her fault for not loving him enough.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

California doesn't need much kinky fuckery

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
tbf, i don't think californians read much at all

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I have a pretty hot excerpt from Fifty Shades right here:

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i mean i'm sure this book is poo poo any everything but lmao @ utah

edit: ^^^ and lmao @ that book too; would read

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Nanomashoes posted:

I have a pretty hot excerpt from Fifty Shades right here:


dying

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Nanomashoes posted:

I have a pretty hot excerpt from Fifty Shades right here:


the gently caress?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
balls

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Gaunab posted:

the gently caress?

I am the Bat. The rear end is mine. :gizz:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This scene is not in movie

british people trying to write an american accent will never stop being funny

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Nanomashoes posted:

I have a pretty hot excerpt from Fifty Shades right here:

good stuff

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm Crap posted:

good stuff

deserves to be made into a award winning movie

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Barudak posted:

Its selling best in the south so time to pick up that majestic Georgia 45 year old white woman tail.

i thought the preferred method was with butter, butter substitutes, or vegetable oil

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

loving FULL-ON BATGASM

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

british people trying to write an american accent will never stop being funny

Is that what's going on?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007






Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Feb 9, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DoctorStrangelove posted:

loving FULL-ON BATGASM

for some reason I want to read the rest of that book.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Tess Durbeyfield

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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Nov 7, 2005

lonely milfs own

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