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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
oh hey time for this thread gently caress yeah

are people all "uggh goons it's not gonna be that bad!!!" in this thread

gently caress those people this movie will almost guaranteed be a piece of poo poo just like the fanfiction-level book that became a bestseller in this nation of morons


I would rather read Bigfoot Made Me Gay by Amazon Fanfiction Writing Unit#237B

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im not gonna read this whole thread can someone count the reactions up and let me know whether GBS is leaning more towards "UGH this movie is going to be SO stupid girls are dumb as gently caress and this is weird and rapey" or "lol fat nerds just jealous of attractive normals doing sex stuff"

Nuage
Jan 21, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

(stuff about the Grey guy being damaged)

To be fair, the film Secretary was also a film about two people who were emotionally damaged getting together via a BDSM relationship, and that film is better than the 50 Shades film will ever be... You can acknowledge that flaw but I think the other flaws about this story are more dramatic.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im not gonna read this whole thread can someone count the reactions up and let me know whether GBS is leaning more towards "UGH this movie is going to be SO stupid girls are dumb as gently caress and this is weird and rapey" or "lol fat nerds just jealous of attractive normals doing sex stuff"

I think the consensus is that the movie is dumb and rapey, but most of the posters ITT are still gonna jerk off to it.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
fifty shade of GAY would probably be better movie

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
It's gonna be bad

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i am not gonna worry about it

i just want bdsm to go mainstream

i want to see whips and chains and ballgags in the living room like it aint no thing

i want o see sex dungeons advertising in front of kindergardens (im in SF and we already have strip clubs next to primary schools)

i want to see bitches walking around in high heel gently caress me PVC boots


bring on the lamest whitest sexual perversion into the light of day

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
hopefully this movie will start a trend of women being submissive again and we can get back to the gender roles that made this country #1 in the first place

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Top City Homo posted:

bring on the lamest whitest sexual perversion into the light of day

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Top City Homo posted:

one of the most tiresome things about Sasha Grey was her annoying fake grunting and screaming of nonsensical poo poo


bad porn actress

Have you seen Entourage? She's a bad regular actress too.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Top City Homo posted:

one of the most tiresome things about Sasha Grey was her annoying fake grunting and screaming of nonsensical poo poo


bad porn actress

the one she did where she roleplay's getting hosed by a cop and she exhorts him to gently caress her has with his dirty donut dick took me right out of the moment.

edit: I am mistaken. There are many memorable quotes from this particular production, however:

Sasha Grey, poet posted:

"Gimme that loving cock...yeah...(spit)...ewww gently caress yeah...loving pig rear end motherfucker."(6:27)

"Oh I love your sweaty loving balls. Sweaty loving bacon balls, so loving good"(12:05)

"Is that what you want you lil piggy huh. Oh yeah, this lil piggy went all the way home MOTHERFUCKER!"(17:14)

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 9, 2015

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
My mom read this book and said it was really vanilla and boring. That made me very uncomfortable. I don't want to know what my mom is into.

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Dick Fagballzson posted:

My mom read this book and said it was really vanilla and boring. That made me very uncomfortable. I don't want to know what my mom is into.

squart

M. Morgan
May 9, 2012

fyodor posted:

Sasha Grey :words:

Legit better than 50 Shades imo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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mods: please change name to sweaty loving bacon balls thanks

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

one of the most tiresome things about Sasha Grey was her annoying fake grunting and screaming of nonsensical poo poo


bad porn actress

lol if you actually know any porn actresses name

etalian
Mar 20, 2006







Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Balls

A novel

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

jfc clearly this bitch needs a man to tell her how to behave bcuz taking yr picture with the book on the shelf is even worse than owning it

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Dick Fagballzson posted:

My mom read this book and said it was really vanilla and boring. That made me very uncomfortable. I don't want to know what my mom is into.

That's kind of the general consensus isn't it? Its all like entry level BDSM and him calling his butthole "the forbidden zone."

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Rapman the Cook posted:

50 Shits of Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S07x-0CvnyA

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Jimlit posted:

"the forbidden zone."

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jimlit posted:

That's kind of the general consensus isn't it? Its all like entry level BDSM and him calling his butthole "the forbidden zone."

Missed opportunity for devil Danny Elfman

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

im the instagram filter applied to the inexplicable photograph depicting a woman in her early 30s pretending to read a lovely book about getting raped and liking it

still, would

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



this is a lot of work for men to try to get their girlfriends to let them put their dick in their butt w/o demanding pegging first

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
like its a really lovely book and the movie will probably be bad too but lol at all the posters talking about how it "normalizes misogyny"

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Top City Homo posted:

the lamest whitest sexual perversion

Please provide an itemized list of sexual perversions by associated race, I want to gently caress like an Inuit

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

david... posted:

lol if you actually know any porn actresses name

I know her name cause it's widespread (like her legs) and she is attempting b.level cheesy acting like Pamela Anderson

Ur probably one of those I don't watch tv :smuggo: dudes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Feminition posted:

this is a lot of work for men to try to get their girlfriends to let them put their dick in their butt w/o demanding pegging first

If you want to change your girlfriends life, buy her 120 Days of Sodom instead.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

like its a really lovely book and the movie will probably be bad too but lol at all the posters talking about how it "normalizes misogyny"

I really hope it does

Wanna slap interns on the rear end with no repercussions

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Jimlit posted:

That's kind of the general consensus isn't it? Its all like entry level BDSM and him calling his butthole "the forbidden zone."

It's not even entry level in that he learned it all wrong from his mom's best friend when he was still underage (like 14-15). And it's implied his butthole wasn't forbidden then. Yep, gross child abuse sure is hot, especially when you keep going back to your abuser for advice and your wife-to-be (who you gaslight/threaten into not even going to her mom or BFF for advice) thinks you're cheating on her with your abuser. :gonk:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

Wanna slap interns on the rear end with no repercussions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNTbIyM3e8

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
sure is some scandalous stuff in this book oh my goodness

what is "the internet"?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

50 Shades of Grey is just a fan fiction of the short story, Bad Behavior.

In Bed Behavior the domineering man is also named Mr Grey.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

It's not even entry level in that he learned it all wrong from his mom's best friend when he was still underage (like 14-15). And it's implied his butthole wasn't forbidden then. Yep, gross child abuse sure is hot, especially when you keep going back to your abuser for advice and your wife-to-be (who you gaslight/threaten into not even going to her mom or BFF for advice) thinks you're cheating on her with your abuser. :gonk:

so just to be clear and im not reading any subtext that isn't there into this post: the dude in the movie was buttraped by a woman when he was 14 years old

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Top City Homo posted:

I really hope it does

Wanna slap interns on the rear end with no repercussions

While wearing a fedora and drinking scotch. They should make a show about THAT!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

gonna be pretty funny when bdsm goes more mainstream and morons end up killing their wives or wives destroy their husband's balls

it's going to be like hobby drones. cnn is going to run stories about how safe is bdsm. the discussion of bdsm will be in the news. political debates will talk about it

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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
I thought feet was the lamest whitest sexual perversion

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