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no one has ever killed in the name of christ
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this thread will be good
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Feb 8, 2015 06:41
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Feb 8, 2015 06:44
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*pulls penis out of pants slowly*  *slowly puts penis back into lace panies*
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Feb 8, 2015 06:46
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"I forgive you."
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Feb 8, 2015 08:40
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That God/Jesus love them back.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:44
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A lot of people believe that Exodus is historically accurate and not a giant passive aggressive lie.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:52
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That Jesus was white...
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Feb 8, 2015 08:55
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That Jesus was real and also that God is real.
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Feb 8, 2015 08:56
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It's so cute. They have no idea that any child they raise is gonna be retarded, vaccines or not.
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Feb 8, 2015 09:03
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Frankenstyle posted:It's so cute. They have no idea that any child they raise is gonna be retarded, vaccines or not. That's all right. You can pray the autism away.
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Feb 8, 2015 09:30
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conservation of mass is loving crazy over an infinite timeline
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Feb 8, 2015 09:33
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One of my distant relatives claims that a vaccine gave her son autism but i actually met him and he's capable of understanding sophisticated humor and words and he's just an extremely quiet individual, especially around his mother who literally wants all Jews to go back to Israel so the rapture will happen.
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Feb 8, 2015 09:53
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down syndrome babies are preferable because you know they go to heaven (which has really lovely not-subtle implications of what they think of a down syndrome persons life on earth that would be in line with nazi eugenics if they didnt think god was watching)
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Feb 8, 2015 10:13
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Pass the autism syrup I need it for my heretical pancakes.
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Feb 8, 2015 10:15
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i believe in a thing called love
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don't masturbate
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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krampster2 getting in on the ground floor
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tirckle down economics
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This thread actually made me interested. Not in the topic, which is always loving stupid, but what is the thread that keeps getting reposted the most. I want to say it's "Lowtax selling the site/dead", but I'm just not sure. You earned your 2 today OP.
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this time im going to work out whether kyrie is actually a crazy catholic fundamemtalist or if he just plays one on television
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oh boy here we go again
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the priest of the church my brother goes to got accused of molesting someone and when that didnt stick other people spoke up about him molesting them too brother concludes the only possible explanation is liberal atheist conspiracy to take down that priest (and all other priests in time) that molested kids seeing a priest who molested them gain legitimacy against molestation accusations would reopen those wounds and renew their concern for other kids is not even a thought by the way fellow
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Women's virginity is important and a real thing, because dicks are so magical that once you've had one, it fundamentally changes who you are as a person 
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Didn't somebody post a flow chart basically showing God doesnt exist in the last thread?
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Dumb Christians actually thinks the Israeli are their best bible buddies because the bible says Israel must exists when in fact most Israeli and hardcore Jews don't give a poo poo about Christians supporting Israel, just as long they support Israel by being the idiots paying for camel tour guides in the desert. Yeah, no. Israel don't give a poo poo about your stupid christian beliefs in supporting Israel. You've been duped, just as you always have been your whole life. My nephew at one point refused to cut his finger and toe nails as well refused to wash himself because Jesus did not practiced hygiene, thus it would be unholy. If I was this progressive, clean Roman Empire, I'd be pissed off enough to nail a filthy hippy to the cross too. Back to supporting Israel. Let's kill the Palestinians so Israel can exists! Ok cool, so what about Christian Palestinians? DOESN'T MATTER! KILL THEM ALL ANYWAY! ISRAEL MUST EXISTS, MAH BIBLE SAYS SO! PRAISE LAWD! Mah RELIGION PEACEFUL! Gawd Bless 'Merica! Kill all the moslems! Let's sit on our asses all day to pray problems to go away and opportunities to come.
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Feb 8, 2015 14:29
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im too hip to be a christian
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Feb 8, 2015 14:32
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I like this thread. poo poo Jesus lovers actually believe: They believe God is good even though the Bible is just one big collection of stories of atrocities commited by God for petty reasons.
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Feb 8, 2015 14:46
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That every man has this overwhelming urge to bang other dudes and Christian men simply choose not to because they know it's a sin.
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Feb 8, 2015 14:46
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openly being a christian is brave because of the irl oppression at your local mall and ponderosa
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gary oldmans diary posted:openly being a christian is brave because of the irl oppression at your local mall and ponderosa Funny story. My nephew actually went to the mall,
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Feb 8, 2015 14:49
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I want to hear more stories about hingehead nephew How old is this turd gobbler?
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Feb 8, 2015 15:10
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jesus still looks a little too ...ethnic
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Feb 8, 2015 15:14
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gently caress this thread and every post in it
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Feb 8, 2015 15:16
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this was a gem: america is the new holy land given to us by god so god mustve really hated native americans then
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bring back the guillotine
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Feb 8, 2015 15:49
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God will apparently also give your kid autism anyway if it's all part of his "divine plan."
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Feb 8, 2015 15:59
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im cool with jesus and god they sounds p relaxed and cool guys. i havent read the bible
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Petition to add this poo poo to Hell thread
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