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im only marrying you for your family's money
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im actually gay and getting gay raped in a comical fashion will prompt me to admit this
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Feb 8, 2015 19:37
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i can't make your art show because I have to work; wait what do you mean we're breaking up?
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Feb 8, 2015 19:39
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I'm significantly more successful and far less clingy and desperate than the quirky loser you're gonna end up with, so I think I'll just move on with my life.
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Feb 8, 2015 19:40
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*never appears on-camera*
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Feb 8, 2015 19:43
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"jager bombs, NOW!" *high-fives all around*
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Feb 8, 2015 19:44
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I was able to get a girl like you without really trying so imagine the piece of rear end I'm gonna plow after you run off with your high school retard and his hosed up baby dick
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Feb 8, 2015 19:45
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Yes I left the toilet seat up. Why are you shouting? You fell in? Holy poo poo you're dumb.
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Feb 8, 2015 19:47
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you guys watch a lot of romcoms dont you
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Feb 8, 2015 19:48
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a hole-y ghost posted:you guys watch a lot of romcoms dont you it's good research into the way that nebbish "hollywood types" brainwash our women.
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Feb 8, 2015 19:49
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Before this thread is over I will be hosed by a Gorrila/Inmate/Senile Aunty/Trucker
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Feb 8, 2015 19:53
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Deadmeat Redux posted:Before this thread is over I will be hosed by a Gorrila/Inmate/Senile Aunty/Trucker 
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Feb 8, 2015 19:57
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listen babe
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Feb 8, 2015 19:57
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*shows up with half-empty pint of whiskey in hand, shows darker and abusive side*
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Feb 8, 2015 19:58
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*cheats on you with a significantly more attractive blonde, who gets covered in mud from a taxi going through a puddle by the end of the movie*
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Feb 8, 2015 20:00
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*is banging his hot secretary when u walk in* it's not what it looks like! honey? honey!
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Feb 8, 2015 20:00
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:it's good research into the way that nebbish "hollywood types" brainwash our women. lol nice excuse
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Feb 8, 2015 20:02
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*doesn't have girlfriend's favorite Baudelaire poem memorized in the original French*
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Feb 8, 2015 20:05
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I'm still ruggedly handsome like the leading man, but I have darker hair.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:05
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Phoon posted:listen babe
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Feb 8, 2015 20:06
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i'm not sure how we lasted this long because we barely have any chemistry together
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Feb 8, 2015 20:06
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that's okay, you've got a little sister anyway
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Feb 8, 2015 20:06
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im a decent guy, and im getting hosed out of a girl by magic powers looking at you "liar liar"
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Feb 8, 2015 20:07
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babe its about ethics in videogames journalism
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Feb 8, 2015 20:08
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*shits self*
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Feb 8, 2015 20:08
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haha dont be silly honey, jet fuel cant melt steel
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Feb 8, 2015 20:08
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look bud, america deserved 9/11
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Feb 8, 2015 20:08
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woah little man e: y'ok pal??
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Feb 8, 2015 20:11
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I thought our relationship was okay, but I can see that that creepy stalker guy just wants you more, so he's more entitled to you. Go to him with my blessing. 
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Feb 8, 2015 20:12
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I'm the handsome star quarterback that got dumped for the nerd who raped her wearing a Darth Vader mask 
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Feb 8, 2015 20:12
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spooky girlfriend posted:I'm the handsome star quarterback that got dumped for the nerd who raped her wearing a Darth Vader mask this character is extraordinarily self aware
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Feb 8, 2015 20:13
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baby, just listen to me ok: the jewish banking cartels are working with the democrats to create an international marxist state and destroy the constitution
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Feb 8, 2015 20:13
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goin to vegas with the boooyyyzz
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Feb 8, 2015 20:14
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*spawns a brood of carnivorous arthropods*
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Feb 8, 2015 20:14
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all they do for these characters is write a white guy acting like a black boyfriend
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Feb 8, 2015 20:14
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babe, listen: we must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:15
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you'd be amazed at how often black guys say that
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Feb 8, 2015 20:18
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*leaves on "business trip" day before their anniversary and only kisses his fiance on the cheek* *of course its not a business trip at all and hes a lying bastard: its actually a one way flight to washington DC to remove the kenyan usurper and restore order to the nation*
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Your Weird Uncle posted:haha dont be silly honey, jet fuel cant melt steel
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