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Loves his wife but doesn't respect her, because she married a black guy
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hey babes. nice tity. im distracted from the important things in your life
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Feb 8, 2015 20:23
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hi my name is adolf hitler
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Feb 8, 2015 20:25
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*scoffs* Something Picasso? He won't amount to a thing.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:27
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hey babe im back from my job at the car dealership E: mr peters thinks i could make assistant manager next year
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Feb 8, 2015 20:35
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*Drops a tattered, blood-stained football uniform on the dining facility table* If it had more time to finish, it would have looked and sounded and acted just like Bennings...somebody in this campus ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring break, it could be all of us.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:35
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*Admits to cheating on girlfriend to the protagonist* "It's easy, dude! There's just so much hot rear end in this city and Amanda just thinks I'm 'working late.' More like 'getting laid' amirite, bro?" *Protagonist gets all butthurt*
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Feb 8, 2015 20:37
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woah babe this is gettin a little too serious i gots to bounce
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Feb 8, 2015 20:44
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Naw, it's totally cool that you fell in love with someone you just met. I'm sure it'll all work out just fine since he keeps following you, won't take no for an answer, and has a disturbingly large amount of insight into your likes even though you've only ever talked a few times. Excuse me while I get a hotter chick who doesn't cheat on me just because I was too busy once to remember the first song we ever heard as a couple. 
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Feb 8, 2015 20:44
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You know I don't like you interacting with other humans
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Feb 8, 2015 20:49
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in titanic didn't the rich guy pop her one?
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Feb 8, 2015 20:51
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hi im bill pullman
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Feb 8, 2015 20:52
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Cucking Mama posted:in titanic didn't the rich guy pop her one? Yeah, but only after she sassed him.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:00
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I'm going to drive my German luxury automobile to my job at the Jerk Store.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:03
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Hey Ron, I know you've been having trouble getting back into the dating game after Sherry left, so I hired a professional wingman to get your...Ron? RON!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dfqTSQePQ
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Feb 8, 2015 21:04
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Dead Precedents posted:Yeah, but only after she sassed him. it's also really hard to stay mad at Billy Zane 
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Feb 8, 2015 21:27
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Sure, I'll be cameraman at your wedding. *maniacally videos the bride and nothing but the bride for five hours* e; wait i think i'm remembering that film all wrong Pipski fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 8, 2015 |
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Feb 8, 2015 21:28
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Romcoms are pure poison.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:33
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Guhhhhaw, Stacy! Why are you always such a bitch?! *sad piano music plays* *Jennifer Aniston crys*
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Feb 8, 2015 21:40
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hey babe i got you a present, its a picture of us at the waterpark
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Feb 8, 2015 21:51
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*Does stupid guy poo poo that's harmless but funny because this is supposed to be part comedy, gets dumped for being immature*
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Feb 8, 2015 21:54
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i work in finance, hi
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Feb 8, 2015 21:57
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im gay
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Feb 8, 2015 22:09
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You know what this thread hits a little close to home
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Feb 8, 2015 22:12
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I'm goy
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Feb 8, 2015 22:13
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I'm a snooty wasp stereotype who gets dumped for the big nosed lead
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Feb 8, 2015 22:14
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Pipski posted:Sure, I'll be cameraman at your wedding. The husband was Chiwetel Ejiofor and he got like 3 lines in that movie. He seemed like a pretty normal guy as well, apart from the line about Brazilian prostitutes, and I think that was the stalker cameraman who organised that too.
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Feb 8, 2015 22:17
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*Is a bearded brew master with eyes for Olivia Wilde* "Hey, lets get drunk and play an endearing card game."
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Feb 8, 2015 22:17
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heheh sorry vince vaughn for tackling you so hard. im just an animal out here 
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Feb 8, 2015 22:21
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oh no vince i shot you in the butt you're not even the one thats trying to steal my girl sorry 
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Feb 8, 2015 22:21
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*just imagine that I'm posting the entirety of 'Run fat boy, run' here *
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Feb 8, 2015 22:27
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naem posted:You know what this thread hits a little close to home lol yeah you wish, loverboy
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Feb 8, 2015 22:37
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but babe, its my bachelor party!!
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Feb 8, 2015 22:43
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has adam sandler made any other kind of movie it must be the best genre
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Feb 8, 2015 23:02
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My flaws are easily perceived when juxtaposed against the protagonist, despite the dramatic discord created by my considerable set of superficially attractive qualities.
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Feb 8, 2015 23:12
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I'm best friends with your dad because we're exactly alike! Jerks! This new guy, he's like the opposite of your dad.
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Feb 8, 2015 23:37
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Hey babe, now that you're having serious second thoughts about our relationship and we're both in an intimate setting surrounded by your family, clueless female friends, and that sensitive loser who you've been spending a lot of one-on-one time with lately, I'd like to pressure you into making a major life decision. *gets down on one knee, reaches into pocket*
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Feb 8, 2015 23:48
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Oh Hell No posted:Hey babe, now that you're having serious second thoughts about our relationship and we're both in an intimate setting surrounded by your family, clueless female friends, and that sensitive loser who you've been spending a lot of one-on-one time with lately, I'd like to pressure you into making a major life decision. *pulls out penis*
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Feb 8, 2015 23:49
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*stumbles into a ladies only tea party wearing nothing but a lampshade on his head and a far too small towel to hide a thundering hard on* *vomits the girls name onto the floor in scrabble tiles* *When the girls react in disgust, vomits again with more tiles that spell out "why don't you love me"*
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