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they dont want to hear from u, they hate u. even ur mom
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Feb 8, 2015 20:55
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my mom told me she loves me? wtf mom
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Feb 8, 2015 20:56
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I cant stop. I never started
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Feb 8, 2015 20:56
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The best strategy to get women to like you is to never speak or make eye contact with them. And if you are in a situation that requires you to talk to them, nothing stirs up passionate attraction like acting as a goofy goober of a dude. It lets them know you are safe and nonthreatening.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:57
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can I text?
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Feb 8, 2015 20:57
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But women love me, on account of my Goliath Dong
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Feb 8, 2015 20:58
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everybody on this forum pretends they don't like or know how to treat women for jokes :/
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Feb 8, 2015 20:58
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Currently having an argument with my mom while I'm on the toilet...
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Feb 8, 2015 21:01
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420DD Butts posted:my mom told me she loves me? wtf mom She's using you so she can complain about her boyfriend to you, incel.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:02
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Irrational Bees posted:But women love me, on account of my Goliath Dong You still shouldn't call them, just show up to their house and whip it out
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Feb 8, 2015 21:03
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420DD Butts posted:wtf mom thought we wuz cool
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Feb 8, 2015 21:08
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Volume posted:You still shouldn't call them, just show up to their house and whip it out With the phones these days I can just video call her, and show her whats up.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:09
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Op, what about phone sex lines or miss Cleo?
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Feb 8, 2015 21:11
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Cucking Mama posted:everybody on this forum pretends they don't like or know how to treat women for jokes :/
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Feb 8, 2015 21:12
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Cucking Mama posted:everybody on this forum pretends they don't like or know how to treat women for jokes :/ same
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Feb 8, 2015 21:13
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i don't even own a phone
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Feb 8, 2015 21:18
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Im terrified of phone calls IRL and do not call people. I let them go to voice mail and then I text them.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:18
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In my voice mail message my voice is cracking from anxiety and my knees are audibly shaking.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:19
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I... I didn't know you felt that way
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Feb 8, 2015 21:19
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a hole-y ghost posted:Im terrified of phone calls IRL and do not call people. I let them go to voice mail and then I text them. Same. Sometimes you can't do this though, like if a doctor's office calls, in which case I use a Schwarzenegger sound board to communicate. I used to use Duke Nukem, but my dentist got tired of me threatening to rip his head off and poo poo down his neck.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:33
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thats not a bad idea. I tried using a VTech Alphabet Apple but my mom just hung up on me.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:41
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Last night I called Papa John's and a woman answered the phone. I promptly hung up, called the police and turned myself in. I'm sorry, goons.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:42
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Shinjobi posted:Last night I called Papa John's and a woman answered the phone.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:43
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i only call men, bc im sexally tractored to them
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Feb 8, 2015 21:47
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Garrison Keillor wrote a story where a kid with leprosy seduced a beautiful young woman with explosive panties by talking a little bit slower than most people talk do you think that would work for me?
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Shinjobi posted:Last night I called Papa John's and a woman answered the phone. Wow that's scary. This could happen to any of us.
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proof of concept posted:Garrison Keillor wrote a story where a kid with leprosy seduced a beautiful young woman with explosive panties by talking a little bit slower than most people talk No I've got bad news, all those stories he tells about his hometown are a bunch of STDH.txt. I know, I was mad too.
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Feb 8, 2015 21:50
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Woman Wo-man Womb-man Womb-mange
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Feb 8, 2015 21:55
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spooky girlfriend posted:Same. Sometimes you can't do this though, like if a doctor's office calls, in which case I use a Schwarzenegger sound board to communicate. I used to use Duke Nukem, but my dentist got tired of me threatening to rip his head off and poo poo down his neck. use this http://www.soundboard.com/sb/coasterdude1216
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Cucking Mama posted:everybody on this forum pretends they don't like or know how to treat women for jokes :/ What sort of jokes do women like? [e] A female horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"
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Feb 8, 2015 22:28
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spooky girlfriend posted:No I've got bad news, all those stories he tells about his hometown are a bunch of STDH.txt. I know, I was mad too. does that mean they don't make panties that where she pulls a chord and they explode off her body all at once all sexilly and she's ready to go right then?
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Feb 8, 2015 22:39
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My mother is dead tho-... Oh... I see..
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Feb 8, 2015 22:40
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Shinjobi posted:Last night I called Papa John's and a woman answered the phone. Jokes on you, she already filed a false rape charge against you
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Feb 8, 2015 22:53
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i don't call women, that's microraping and it contributes to the rapeocratic rapeocracy i just text them dick pics like a good man would
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Sending male gaze towards any female is rape.
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Feb 10, 2015 08:07
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It is 2 AM, I am sure your husband is a good man, however, do you have any gum?
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Feb 10, 2015 08:11
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redshirt posted:Sending male gaze towards any female is rape. but a lot of women like male gays and would love to be sent some
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The Whole Internet posted:but a lot of women like male gays RAPE!
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