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Car alarms are to city living what frogs and crickets are to honest living.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5Ck4sjII0Daimo posted:Car alarms are like nukes, they only work if everyone has them. 
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Feb 9, 2015 03:17
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gggiiimmmppp posted:just the chance of succeeding if you're black, suicide by cop is a pretty darn viable option too
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Feb 9, 2015 03:20
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thathonkey posted:You sound like a severe rear end in a top hat Come try stealing my car and I will make you a new one.
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Feb 9, 2015 05:37
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Three Olives posted:Do they even make cars without car alarms anymore? Lol those manufacturer equipped ones are poo poo.
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Feb 9, 2015 05:51
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I have the best car alarm. It's called a manual transmission, and someone broke into my car and failed to steal it once lmao.
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Feb 9, 2015 05:56
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Demonachizer posted:Come try stealing my car and I will make you a new one. nobody wants your car dumbass 
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Feb 9, 2015 06:31
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thathonkey posted:nobody wants your car dumbass Well I technically have two. A charger srt hellcat and an escalade esv platinum. I think they are pretty desirable. I would kill someone without remorse if they tried stealing one. Don't mess with Texas you liberal human being. Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 06:38
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the best thing about car alarms is when they start to wear down the battery and they start sounding slower and slower and then finally do a half honk every other minute and then the entire car battery is dead and the owner the next day cant start the fuckin thing
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Feb 9, 2015 06:40
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Three Olives posted:Do they even make cars without car alarms anymore? i'm with three olives on this one for once
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Feb 9, 2015 07:09
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Demonachizer posted:Well I technically have two. A charger srt hellcat and an escalade esv platinum. I think they are pretty desirable. I would kill someone without remorse if they tried stealing one. sell them both imo
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Feb 9, 2015 07:16
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no one wants to steal your hyundai i left my VW unlocked for years and once only once someone went in and found out that all my discs were burned copies of motley crue, ac/dc and metallica albums. fun fact: my key from my VW would open other VW car doors of the same era, but it would not start them.
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Feb 9, 2015 07:23
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When I lived in a black ghetto for a while I left my jeep unlocked because it had a soft top that people could cut their way into. I'd rather they just open the door. Only problem I had was bums reclining the seat to take naps and stealing change from my cupholder.
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Feb 9, 2015 07:57
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sorry your 1987 toyota tercel doesnt have an alarm op
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Feb 9, 2015 07:58
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Horniest Manticore posted:if he had a gun, the car alarm wouldn't have happened or one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWXGy8Uack
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Feb 9, 2015 08:09
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some cars chastise you. it's really cute. I once had a female sports car angrily tell me to back away. Pretty awesome imo.
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Feb 9, 2015 08:14
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Nathilus posted:some cars chastise you. it's really cute. I once had a female sports car angrily tell me to back away. Pretty awesome imo. 
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Feb 9, 2015 08:20
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quote:I Was Tampered With (shout)
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Feb 9, 2015 08:21
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Here people have alarms on their lovely electric scooters. Super annoying since these are the most sensitive alarms, and also completely useless. Oh no, somebody might want to steal my "HOUDA" electric scooter which is being kept together by duct tape. *truck drives past* *50 scooters go AIUUUUUAIUUUUAIUUUU" *nobody goes out to turn their alarm off*
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Feb 9, 2015 08:26
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The one I brushed against walking by didn't scream for help.  I would have been ecstatic and entertained for hours. And I can buy one of those for 70 bucks?! Can you still buy those?!? Because hot drat.
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Feb 9, 2015 08:37
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I accidentally set off the car alarm in my neighbors 1970 GTO By leaning into the window to grab my phone on the seat. i almost had a heart attack because who the gently caress would think a car that old would have one
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Feb 9, 2015 09:07
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I don't lock my car, at this point it's worth more if someone steals it AND impetus to finally purchase a new one. Anyhow, I don't want to know the last time anyone have a gently caress about car alarms but what about the first time? They must've come around in my lifetime and I don't remember any point where society was like "oh dear a car is being accessed illegally someone contact the local constabulary post haste."
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Feb 9, 2015 09:19
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Imagine getting into a car crash with that thing installed. Just lying there bleeding to death while your car shouts "I was tampered with" on a infinite loop.
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Feb 9, 2015 09:49
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joxxuh posted:Imagine getting into a car crash with that thing installed. Just lying there bleeding to death while your car shouts "I was tampered with" on a infinite loop. In that case hopefully Please Help Me (scream) loops instead
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Feb 9, 2015 10:11
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Can it shout 'RAPE' if someone shoves 3 pounds of Play-Doh up the tailpipe?
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Feb 9, 2015 13:42
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I had my car alarm modded so that it sounds like an hysterically crying baby (only amplified several hundred times). I also upped the sensitivity of the vibration sensor so even the tiniest jostle will set it off and it doesn't stop until I turn it off personally.
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Feb 9, 2015 13:53
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Demonachizer posted:Well I technically have two. A charger srt hellcat and an escalade esv platinum. I think they are pretty desirable. I would kill someone without remorse if they tried stealing one. Lol. Those hellcats are p sweet though.
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Feb 9, 2015 14:25
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Philthy posted:the best thing about car alarms is when they start to wear down the battery and they start sounding slower and slower and then finally do a half honk every other minute and then the entire car battery is dead and the owner the next day cant start the fuckin thing yeah, that does own
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Feb 9, 2015 18:11
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Car alarms are supposed to be more of like a HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN CAR EVERYBODY like when a waitress drops a tray full of poo poo at a restaurant and everyone turns around and she's all ashamed and wants to kill herself it's about drawing attention not so you can somersault out a window and dispense justice with your katana fuckin goons i swear
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Feb 9, 2015 18:13
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my car alarm has a fuel pump shut-off so when everyone ignores the alarm you still cant drive teh car. i figured out something cheaper, though: sell the car and buy a car with a manual transmission.
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Feb 9, 2015 18:15
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also if you are breaking into my car to steal some poo poo enjoy the 6 year old box of raisinets i guess?
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Feb 9, 2015 18:17
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Cool car alarm story: I lived next to Fenway Park and was walking out my door when I saw 3 F-15's or whatever flying directly at me at a very low altitude - I assume they did a flyover of the park - and then they went straight up and you could see the cherry coal of their engines and then a boom came down and every single car on the street with an alarm went off. It was crazy.
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Feb 9, 2015 18:17
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fyodor posted:also if you are breaking into my car to steal some poo poo enjoy the 6 year old box of raisinets i guess? Gross
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Feb 9, 2015 18:46
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so i have to beat the poo poo out of my car to set the threshold. great
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Feb 9, 2015 18:50
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joxxuh posted:Imagine getting into a car crash with that thing installed. Just lying there bleeding to death while your car shouts "I was tampered with" on a infinite loop. lol
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Feb 9, 2015 18:50
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:Car alarms are supposed to be more of like a HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN CAR EVERYBODY like when a waitress drops a tray full of poo poo at a restaurant and everyone turns around and she's all ashamed and wants to kill herself Nah man, that car alarm is just the opening note in the symphony of rage that I've been composing in my imagination...
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Feb 9, 2015 18:52
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joxxuh posted:Imagine getting into a car crash with that thing installed. Just lying there bleeding to death while your car shouts "I was tampered with" on a infinite loop.
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Feb 9, 2015 18:55
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thathonkey posted:You sound like a severe rear end in a top hat Haha yeah we shouldnt kill criminals or attempt to prevent theft thru murder... why dont you gently caress of you liberal shitstain
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Feb 9, 2015 19:00
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Preemptive car alarms seem better,dude lookin shady? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
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Feb 9, 2015 19:27
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Torquemada posted:Can it shout 'RAPE' if someone shoves 3 pounds of Play-Doh up the tailpipe? (scream)
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Feb 9, 2015 20:31
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