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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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it doesn't deter theft at all and only serves to annoy the poo poo out of everyone in earshot. i think we've found something truly indefensible here

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Nov 23, 2013

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THE PENETRATOR posted:

actually op, it notifies me if my car is being broken into, so that i can stop the theft myself, you dumb mother fucker

and what're you gonna do about it, huh?

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Nov 23, 2013

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if he had a gun, the car alarm wouldn't have happened

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Nov 23, 2013

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Torquemada posted:

But if the alarm doesn't wake me in the night how would i know which car to key? Also no tough guy has a loving car alarm.


Three Olives posted:

Do they even make cars without car alarms anymore?

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Nov 23, 2013

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gggiiimmmppp posted:

just the chance of succeeding

guns make suicide easy, without them you have to be able to tie a knot or steal the right drugs from your grandma or drive to a tall enough bridge and idiots just can't get that poo poo right

if you're black, suicide by cop is a pretty darn viable option too

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Nov 23, 2013

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Philthy posted:

the best thing about car alarms is when they start to wear down the battery and they start sounding slower and slower and then finally do a half honk every other minute and then the entire car battery is dead and the owner the next day cant start the fuckin thing

yeah, that does own

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Nov 23, 2013

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HEY VAPER posted:

itt goons not understanding that the whole point of a car alarm is so that potential car thieves will see it and move on to case some other car. A little blinking red LED or a window sticker works just as well though, so car alarms are p dumb unless combined with a dead switch of some sort.

right, so people who actually use car alarms are just assholes

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Nov 23, 2013

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of course, car alarms made this possible, so there is a little silver lining to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YDUi0PashY

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