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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
you're thinking of the ISIS version of the movie

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Skeesix posted:

Well I think it's as Vilerat. Apparently it will be called "13 hours."

http://www.avclub.com/article/james-badge-dale-joins-john-krasinski-michael-bays-214946

oh god i thought the title of this thread was a joke

oh god

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
remember the time viletat defended apartheid?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

rezatahs posted:

remember the time viletat defended apartheid?

lol no way

link pls

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Vorik posted:

how did he die?

he ran out of air in the 'safe room', along with the ambassador and 2 others


it was really a 4 way auto erotic asphyxiation screwup

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What glory! A goon immortalized by Michael Bay.

Can there be a greater glory?

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
i hope they cut back and forth between scenes of vilerat getting smogged and brown moses frantically looking up mortar tail fins online

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Odobenidae posted:

brown person: praise allah

vilerat:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Rodnik posted:

Another movie where white people are surrounded by hordes of angry browns, sounds like something we desperately needed.

Huh maybe the horde of angry browns should have thought about how bad it would make them look to become a horde of angry browns

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Benghazi!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i hate to spoil it but they are all going to die :/

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
how did this get greenlit

how

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Monkey Fracas posted:

how did this get greenlit

how

Fox demographic. Which guarantees like 25 million at the box office.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the credit sequence plays while space stations all across the galaxy change their name to vilerat in his honor

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Fox demographic. Which guarantees like 25 million at the box office.

I guess one way this could be very entertaining for me is if it accidentally does not portray obama as a monster for not scrambling the air force and stopping the attack with paratroopers in 25 seconds or whatever they wanted him to do

"Is Michael Bay IN ON THE CONSPIRACY??!"

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
only republicans like Michael Bay

signed reddit and gbs

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

redshirt posted:

Fox demographic. Which guarantees like 25 million at the box office.
The teeth gnashing from Democrats blaming it on a video will be worth it.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
/\ So is there going to be a scene where the crowd all huddle around an iPhone playing the Muhammad film and work themselves up into a frenzy and then fling themselves at the embassy walls like the zombies from World War Z? (*accuracy*)

Bifner McDoogle
Mar 31, 2006

"Life unworthy of life" (German: Lebensunwertes Leben) is a pragmatic liberal designation for the segments of the populace which they view as having no right to continue existing, due to the expense of extending them basic human dignity.
If this is as deliberately ugly, cynical, dark and funny as Pain & Gain it could actually be pretty Funny. Michael bay using the same style he uses when glorifying the army except instead of soldiers fighting robots its just Vilerat playing EVE online.

Uncle Wemus posted:

i don't think even michael bay can grasp how lovely D&D is

D&D is great when its people from different countries posing about them (the Venezuela thread) and not that great when its people apologizing for Stalinism.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i hope they blame the actions on goonswarm

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

sexy young infidel posted:

i hope they cut back and forth between scenes of vilerat getting smogged and brown moses frantically looking up mortar tail fins online

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

who is playing Mr. Benjamin Ghazi??? what???

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Odobenidae posted:

brown person: praise allah

vilerat:


*camera silently zooms back and forth between dragon tattoo and this face*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



do you guys think that vilerat's dragon tattoo will be in the movie or will they upgrade the tattoo, sort of like how they upgraded vilerat to look like john kraskinski

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Bifner McDoogle posted:

If this is as deliberately ugly, cynical, dark and funny as Pain & Gain it could actually be pretty Funny. Michael bay using the same style he uses when glorifying the army except instead of soldiers fighting robots its just Vilerat playing EVE online.


D&D is great when its people from different countries posing about them (the Venezuela thread) and not that great when its people apologizing for Stalinism.

What's there to apologise for? Comrade Stalin purged the kulaks and lead the people's army to victory over the fascists in the great patriotic war.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Louise Fletcher as Hillary Clinton, "Let them die. Let them all die"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tender Bender posted:

Bin Laden was pretty light skinned too.

yeah they like to adjust the color on his photos to make him darker

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

I googled Benghazi and it's a town in Libya that was attacked in 2012 by some militants? So Vilerat, some EVE player guy, was in Libya and died or something? How did he die? What is the connection that I am missing here

look at this pathetic foreigner trying to comment in an america thread

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

So what can we do to get this movie cancelled?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Ballsy move releasing this movie before they even caught Ben Ghazi

he could be anywhere

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monkey Fracas posted:

Ballsy move releasing this movie before they even caught Ben Ghazi

he could be anywhere

"he could be anywhere." *turns to camera* "even in a movie theater"

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Prettz posted:

So what can we do to get this movie cancelled?

if north korea can't get a movie cancelled what hope does the rest of the non-nuclear world have

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Prettz posted:

So what can we do to get this movie cancelled?

Did vilerate post in LF? Maybe there's some ironic racism

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

midnightclimax posted:

Did vilerate post in LF? Maybe there's some ironic racism

The laughable Xhosa girl wasn't ironic lol

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp

midnightclimax posted:

Did vilerate post in LF? Maybe there's some ironic racism

There was no irony in dude's racism.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
vilerat spent more time playing eve than he did with his family

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Punch Card posted:

There was no irony in dude's racism.

He did get killed by a horde of brown people though, so his corpse is probably feeling smugly justified.

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Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Tbf vilerat cut that poo poo out over time, the racism I mean

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