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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

opus111 posted:

I think I'd rather make racist posts than cheerlead irl death.


Every single currents events thread on GBS contains racism and cheers for irl death.


Vilerat just went the extra mile to make it actually funny.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
But Vilerat was killed by a bunch of loving racists....

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Agag posted:

Every single currents events thread on GBS contains racism and cheers for irl death.


Vilerat just went the extra mile to make it actually funny.
ISIS makes it hard to wish friendship with them.

CaptainButtSmack
Oct 21, 2008
I hope theres a computer screen showing someone was recently browsing D&D at the very end

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

bonvivant posted:

Africa would have been subjected to a bloodbath of proportions unseen in history if the white man hadn't destroyed their culture first.

Examples I point to are as follows -

The Zulu nation was happily destroying not only all of it's neighbors, but many of their own people as the leadership happened to be certifiably insane. Shaka for example had a small penis (actually historically accurate) and killed thousands of people because of it. The zulu empire was actually not the bad one as the Matabele under Mzilikali after his loss to the zulu, took his tribe and conducted a scorched earth campaign across the lower section of africa destroying all in his path.

Lets not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse who said she saw visions that if everybody killed off their cattle and burned their fields the dead spirits of their ancestors would grant not only tenfold cattle in return, but destruction of the new white Anglo/Boer civilization in the southern cape. Needless to say after they slaughtered and burned everything no ancestors were forthcoming and 25 thousand of the Xhosa tribe died.
The tribes of africa were largely barbaric and vicious groups of people who really only understood killing for the most part. There were exceptions to the rule as there always are, the hottentots, and various smaller tribes, but for the most part african culture was set up to destroy other cultures to begin with.

I'm not going to say that they are better off having been colonized by the europeans, but the alternative was pretty vicious as well.

We have centuries of data I''ll say it.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

opus111 posted:

I think I'd rather make racist posts than cheerlead irl death.

get bent dingus

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

PatTwo posted:

I hope theres a computer screen showing someone was recently browsing D&D at the very end

he was on mumble chatting with goonfleet, get your facts straight michael GAY

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

d&d's been throwing around "racist" like it's going out of style lately so i think the sensor needs some calibration. what kinda posts are we talking about here, some real RaHoWa 14 words poo poo?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

d&d's been throwing around "racist" like it's going out of style lately so i think the sensor needs some calibration. what kinda posts are we talking about here, some real RaHoWa 14 words poo poo?

do a bit of word swapping and i bet a bunch of D&D posts would read like something about privilege or dongs on tumblr

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

do a bit of word swapping and i bet a bunch of D&D posts would read like something about privilege or dongs on tumblr

There was a 70 page "is all hetero sex rape" in dnd before tumblr made it cool.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Taint Reaper posted:

But Vilerat was killed by a bunch of loving racists....

live by teh sword...

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

There was a 70 page "is all hetero sex rape" in dnd before tumblr made it cool.

what must happen in a person's life for them to even ask this question?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
a combination of low self esteem and college feminism I guess. Low self esteem is a bigger factor I think cuz I know a lot of those posters were straight guys.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Agag posted:

Every single currents events thread on GBS contains racism and cheers for irl death.

Well the threads about pornstars at least don't seem to feature death. That said they tend to make up for it in racism.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sexy young infidel posted:

ahaha while he burns in hell the sjws will destroy his rear end and face on the blogs... vilerat more like vileowned :D

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scalding Coffee posted:

The teeth gnashing from Democrats blaming it on a video will be worth it.

When they finally caught the guy who orchestrated the attacks he said he did it because the video pissed him off lmao.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



bonvivant posted:

Africa would have been subjected to a bloodbath of proportions unseen in history if the white man hadn't destroyed their culture first.

Examples I point to are as follows -

The Zulu nation was happily destroying not only all of it's neighbors, but many of their own people as the leadership happened to be certifiably insane. Shaka for example had a small penis (actually historically accurate) and killed thousands of people because of it. The zulu empire was actually not the bad one as the Matabele under Mzilikali after his loss to the zulu, took his tribe and conducted a scorched earth campaign across the lower section of africa destroying all in his path.

Lets not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse who said she saw visions that if everybody killed off their cattle and burned their fields the dead spirits of their ancestors would grant not only tenfold cattle in return, but destruction of the new white Anglo/Boer civilization in the southern cape. Needless to say after they slaughtered and burned everything no ancestors were forthcoming and 25 thousand of the Xhosa tribe died.
The tribes of africa were largely barbaric and vicious groups of people who really only understood killing for the most part. There were exceptions to the rule as there always are, the hottentots, and various smaller tribes, but for the most part african culture was set up to destroy other cultures to begin with.

I'm not going to say that they are better off having been colonized by the europeans, but the alternative was pretty vicious as well.

north africa probably would have done okay

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
i read things fall apart once and to this day i still feel bad for the igbo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Crewmine posted:

i read things fall apart once and to this day i still feel bad for the igbo

chinua achebe owns

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

I like your new av mr chairman.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Venom Snake posted:

When they finally caught the guy who orchestrated the attacks he said he did it because the video pissed him off lmao.

I thought you were joking, but http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/1....html?referrer=


Are republicans still denying it??? :psyduck:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

My Q-Face posted:

I thought you were joking, but http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/1....html?referrer=


Are republicans still denying it??? :psyduck:

It's nice to know that a woman who worked very hard for her job lost it because she said something totally true on a sunday morning talk show.

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

My Q-Face posted:

I thought you were joking, but http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/1....html?referrer=


Are republicans still denying it??? :psyduck:

You mean the line where he says it during the attacks and then is really coy about it literally a paragraph later when he's being interviewed? Can people sometimes say they're doing a thing for one reason but really might be doing it for another?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

RavenKrows posted:

You mean the line where he says it during the attacks and then is really coy about it literally a paragraph later when he's being interviewed? Can people sometimes say they're doing a thing for one reason but really might be doing it for another?

Or, you know, do it for their own reasons and have multiple reasons? It's like that saying the straw that broke the camels back was just one really huge straw

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I hope the movie starts out with that dude making the youtube video that caused it all.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

bonvivant posted:

Africa would have been subjected to a bloodbath of proportions unseen in history if the white man hadn't destroyed their culture first.

Examples I point to are as follows -

The Zulu nation was happily destroying not only all of it's neighbors, but many of their own people as the leadership happened to be certifiably insane. Shaka for example had a small penis (actually historically accurate) and killed thousands of people because of it. The zulu empire was actually not the bad one as the Matabele under Mzilikali after his loss to the zulu, took his tribe and conducted a scorched earth campaign across the lower section of africa destroying all in his path.

Lets not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse who said she saw visions that if everybody killed off their cattle and burned their fields the dead spirits of their ancestors would grant not only tenfold cattle in return, but destruction of the new white Anglo/Boer civilization in the southern cape. Needless to say after they slaughtered and burned everything no ancestors were forthcoming and 25 thousand of the Xhosa tribe died.
The tribes of africa were largely barbaric and vicious groups of people who really only understood killing for the most part. There were exceptions to the rule as there always are, the hottentots, and various smaller tribes, but for the most part african culture was set up to destroy other cultures to begin with.

I'm not going to say that they are better off having been colonized by the europeans, but the alternative was pretty vicious as well.

shaka, when the walls fell

Bolek
May 1, 2003

can someone explain that laughable Xhosa girl joke every loving time viletat is mentioned i see it and I dont understand why its supposed to be funny

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
it's literally in the post above yours.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I literally cannot tell that post apart from any other crazy bullshit that constantly gets posted in D&D

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Can't wait for the emotional montage of goons having a online funeral in EVE.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Weird BIAS posted:

it's literally in the post above yours.

i still dont really get it but whatevs i hope this movie grosses a trillion dollars, gets the president impeached and brings in the dictatorship we all deserve

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

Justin Godscock posted:

Can't wait for the emotional montage of goons having a online funeral in EVE.

That should be the climax. A fleet of goon ships protecting Vilerat's craft from hordes of aliens or pirates or whatever serves as bad guys in that game. They will do what Obama couldn't.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Wasn't vilerat's funeral just goons shooting everyone in their corner of the galaxy

Which is what they do anyway

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Pumroy posted:

the credit sequence plays while space stations all across the galaxy change their name to vilerat in his honor

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Vilerat: You know what happens when you get to the last level of Eve right?
Jake Gyllenhaal: What?
Vilerat: Nothing... it just starts over again.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

I hope he gets a catchphrase like

Hold onto your butts



Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Pulp Can Move posted:

That should be the climax. A fleet of goon ships protecting Vilerat's craft from hordes of aliens or pirates or whatever serves as bad guys in that game. They will do what Obama couldn't.

goons are the bad guys in that game

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Bolek posted:

i still dont really get it but whatevs i hope this movie grosses a trillion dollars, gets the president impeached and brings in the dictatorship we all deserve

Basically an entire culture committed suicide because of a vague promise of doubling their money through magic in one of the most tragic things ever. You can say "well a lot of ancient cultures believed crazy poo poo this is just when everything goes perfectly wrong" and you'd be right except it was 18 loving 56.

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