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What would you do if you found out your best friend was actually a shell of a human body operated entirely by a crack team of small crabs?
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Feb 9, 2015 15:31
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crabs
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Feb 9, 2015 15:34
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I'd feel pretty ashamed that I hadn't figured it out earlier.
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Feb 9, 2015 15:35
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Funkstar Deluxe posted:crabs Thank you for posting. 
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Feb 9, 2015 15:36
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If I got to be in charge of reality then crabs would rule the roost, and Islam would be wiped off the map.
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Feb 9, 2015 15:37
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I'd run a TIGHT ship.
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Feb 9, 2015 15:37
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if they are soft shell crabs you need to batter and deep fry him, then put him on a sandwich roll.
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Feb 9, 2015 15:38
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die eventually.
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Feb 9, 2015 15:38
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i'd probably eat a couple of the crabs if that's an option
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Feb 9, 2015 15:38
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i'd accept it
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Feb 9, 2015 15:44
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it's time to make crab rangoon
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Feb 9, 2015 15:50
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is he a good listener? i dont think i would care much if he is
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Feb 9, 2015 15:51
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It's called pubic lice and you shouldn't make him feel ashamed if you want to be a good friend.
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Feb 9, 2015 16:00
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Do you think the crab person would be Jewish to avoid eating shellfish or do you think the crabs would take extra pleasure in eating non-squad members?
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Feb 9, 2015 16:03
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satanic splash-back posted:is he a good listener? i dont think i would care much if he is I wouldn't care about a lot of things like that in light of the postulated discovery. 
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Feb 9, 2015 16:10
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Funkstar Deluxe posted:crabs yeah...same 
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Feb 9, 2015 16:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Ilwfll9D4
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Feb 9, 2015 16:18
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as a precaution against this i have remained friendless
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Feb 9, 2015 16:19
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Old Bay.
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Feb 9, 2015 16:24
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:as a precaution against this i have remained friendless Hmm.
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Feb 9, 2015 16:28
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crab mouths are weird
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Feb 9, 2015 17:17
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id accept them but i would always wonder what the crabs tasted like
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Feb 9, 2015 17:18
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what are the logistics of this small crab operation op? are they controling him with levers and rope pulleys?
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Feb 9, 2015 17:20
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admiration and respect would only serve to strengthen our bonds of friendship. in fact i'm pissed that none of my friends are crabs now because we'd be even better friends if they were
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Feb 9, 2015 17:22
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can i befriend the crabs as individuals?
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Feb 9, 2015 17:23
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Darkman Fanpage posted:can i befriend the crabs as individuals? of course, they all have their own names and fun quirky personalities. one of them is always kind of grumpy, for instance, but still loveable.
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Feb 9, 2015 17:25
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We are all made of carbs, op. It's like in food and stuff.
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Feb 9, 2015 17:32
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do crabs poop
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Feb 9, 2015 17:33
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sea bugs
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Feb 9, 2015 17:35
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1 pound crabmeat, picked free of shells 1/3 cup crushed crackers (recommended: Ritz) 3 green onions (green and white parts), finely chopped 1/2 cup finely chopped bell pepper 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 egg 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1/2 lemon, juiced 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon salt Dash cayenne pepper Flour, for dusting 1/2 cup peanut oil Favorite dipping sauce, for serving Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/crab-cakes-recipe.html?oc=linkback
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Feb 9, 2015 17:49
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I would invite the crabs into my own flesh, they'd probably do a better job of running my life than I have.
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Feb 9, 2015 17:56
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Chard posted:I would invite the crabs into my own flesh, they'd probably do a better job of running my life than I have. Yeah where the hell do i sign up?
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Feb 9, 2015 18:08
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the crabs and i are going out for lunch
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Feb 9, 2015 19:25
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Acid Haze posted:Old Bay.
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Feb 9, 2015 19:31
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crack a joke.
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Feb 9, 2015 19:32
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Darkman Fanpage posted:what are the logistics of this small crab operation op? are they controling him with levers and rope pulleys? That's exactly the way I imagine it.
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Feb 9, 2015 19:43
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Acid Haze posted:Old Bay. 
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Feb 9, 2015 20:21
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This thread presents a very worrying situation, as I have many human friends and to find out that the one out of many, many real friends which I get along the best with is actually made of crabs would be troubling.
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Feb 9, 2015 20:23
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wanna pretend im a giant and stomp on alla dem crabs like a giant would
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Feb 9, 2015 20:31
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I have small crabs in my pubes
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Feb 9, 2015 20:32
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