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I always do. To tell you the truth, I don't really like to take a turd unless I have a bidet nearby. Even when I'm at a public restroom I like to dip the TP into the toiletwater and wipe my hole with it after a few dry wipes. I dunno, If I don't use water, something about that amino-rich broth that viscously slides out of my rear end in a top hat down into my taint makes it really prone to collecting the fuzz from my boxers and making a complex web of dingleberries. thoughts?
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ur a complex web of dingleberries
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Feb 9, 2015 22:06
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No.
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Feb 9, 2015 22:07
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OP you know how warm standing water is like a breeding ground for mosquitos and gross poo poo in the summer? that's what you're turning your butthole into by constantly moistening it all day you want that stuff as absolutely crusty as possible like when you wipe it should be flaking off like a pie crust
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Feb 9, 2015 22:08
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You should get those moistened rear end wipes.
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Feb 9, 2015 22:09
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lately i've been stretching my calves and hamstrings a lot so that when i'm in th eshower i can bend entirely over, with my face between my thighs, and pull my butt cheeks wide wide open and maybe jus tmaybe some of that poo poo crusty water falling out of my bum will fall into my open and expectang lips...
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Feb 9, 2015 22:10
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I just use the showerhead... wait ... the ad above this.................... what a good idea 
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Feb 9, 2015 22:10
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i sell them on the market at as a collateralized debt obligation, my dingleberries that is
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Feb 9, 2015 22:10
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nomadologique posted:lately i've been stretching my calves and hamstrings a lot so that when i'm in th eshower i can bend entirely over, with my face between my thighs, and pull my butt cheeks wide wide open and maybe jus tmaybe some of that poo poo crusty water falling out of my bum will fall into my open and expectang lips... 
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Feb 9, 2015 22:10
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I can focus my ki into my butt and make no-wipe poops every time. I haven't bought toilet paper in 9 years
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Feb 9, 2015 22:11
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i deep clean the bhole in the shower. i mean i bury my middle finger up in my shitbox to the last knuckle.. Standing there, legs apart, gasping and sliding my finger straight into the quivering puckering rear end in a top hat. clean all that poo poo out. my butt's so clean you could eat your dinner out of it. communism bitch fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 22:20
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it's not a sex thing
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Feb 9, 2015 22:21
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i just took a poo poo and used my bidet my rear end feels cool and refreshed
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Feb 9, 2015 22:22
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Oberleutnant posted:it's not a sex thing of course not, its about power
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Feb 9, 2015 22:22
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post ur hot load str8 into my waiting open mouth
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Feb 9, 2015 22:23
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I can focus my ki into my butt and make no-wipe poops every time. I haven't bought toilet paper in 9 years Do you still keep a roll around just for the piece of mind if one day your poo kung fu should fail you?
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Feb 9, 2015 22:26
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1gnoirents posted:I just use the showerhead... wait ... the ad above this.................... what a good idea what do ya have to search to get baby rinser ads
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Feb 9, 2015 22:26
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Oberleutnant posted:i deep clean the bhole in the shower. i mean i bury my middle finger up in my shitbox to the last knuckle.. Standing there, legs apart, gasping and sliding my finger straight into the quivering puckering rear end in a top hat. clean all that poo poo out. ya but do you slide it in and out like a few times like quick and smooth like to make sure you pull all that stuff out? do you keep a jar in your showe where you put the stuff? next to the jar with your ear wax??
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Feb 9, 2015 22:34
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Hulebr00670065006e posted:Do you still keep a roll around just for the piece of mind if one day your poo kung fu should fail you? I have a bunch of nearly-empty rolls I keep around for guests. They have like 5 squares left tops and on the last square on every roll I've written "YOU LACK TRAINING"
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Feb 9, 2015 22:36
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say what you want but i like the occasional rear end explosion diarrhea it makes me feel like I've done a cleanse
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Feb 9, 2015 22:37
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never trust an elf posted:what do ya have to search to get baby rinser ads nothing .. it picks it up from the threads immediately on this computer for some reason
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Feb 9, 2015 22:37
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Are you asking if I wash my rear end? You're serious?
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Feb 9, 2015 22:38
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i bet you shower twice a day too op
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Feb 9, 2015 22:51
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why are your assholes crusty and dirty when you shower do you not clean your assholes when you take a poo poo??
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Feb 10, 2015 00:41
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Vice President Joe Bidet
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a hole-y ghost posted:why are your assholes crusty and dirty when you shower do you not clean your assholes when you take a poo poo?? no
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Feb 10, 2015 04:52
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i blow dry my rear end after making GBS threads and dont wipe that way everything has a real nice powder to it like an umpire dusting off home plate
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Feb 10, 2015 04:54
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1gnoirents posted:I just use the showerhead... wait ... the ad above this.................... what a good idea Really good advice I never though about using a baby as an asswipe
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Feb 10, 2015 05:01
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I only use Arrowhead water on my butt spokes because tap water just feels like it's adding to the problem.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:11
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i treat my asss with love and respect and an upstream of water
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Feb 10, 2015 05:12
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i squat on the tank facing the wall and eject the fecal matter out of my rear end in a top hat with such force speed and vigor that any poo poo whatsoever being left remaining on and about my ruby starfruit is a scientific impossibility
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Feb 10, 2015 05:44
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Mister J posted:i squat on the tank facing the wall and eject the fecal matter out of my rear end in a top hat with such force speed and vigor that any poo poo whatsoever being left remaining on and about my ruby starfruit is a scientific impossibility Atta boy 
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Feb 10, 2015 05:51
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1gnoirents posted:I just use the showerhead... wait ... the ad above this.................... what a good idea what were you calculating?
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Feb 10, 2015 06:22
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During my trip to Japan I tried the bidet. Even knowing what was coming, it still surprised the hell out of me. Tell you what though: my rear end was a shining bastion of cleanliness for the day. For just one day, I was no longer a goon.
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Feb 10, 2015 06:26
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Yes. Sometimes I stick a whole bar of soap up in there and rub it all over my crack and pooper, too.
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Feb 10, 2015 07:01
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I can focus my ki into my butt and make no-wipe poops every time. I haven't bought toilet paper in 9 years It's all about the spread TBPH
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Feb 10, 2015 07:08
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1gnoirents posted:I just use the showerhead... wait ... the ad above this.................... what a good idea Can I use one of those ear-cleaning water picks on my butthole?
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Feb 10, 2015 07:37
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i blow dry my rear end after making GBS threads and dont wipe that way everything has a real nice powder to it like an umpire dusting off home plate like a flaky brownie top
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Feb 10, 2015 07:48
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No i don't want poo poo in my shower op. Why is this a thread?
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I just push against both sides of the toilet stall like I'm tripped in a vice, and squeeze my cheeks closed with the force of a thousand suns. After a few minutes of this mighty exertion any remaining poop has turned into diamond poo poo sprinkles. I'm literally making my own money here, no need to clean at all.
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