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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Beast of Bourbon posted:

those are so good, try them with extra caramel next time.

to die for.

that sounds great but my lactose intolerance is so crippling, i worry that the extra caramel would send me over the edge

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
lactose is fail

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i love milk, and for that I was punished

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

dairy intolerance sucks, a bro has it bad and he said it only takes one little slip to turn his rear end in a top hat into a literal particle accelerator for discovering exotic new shits.

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
lactose intolerance is like a gluten allergy or whatever, they don't exist.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

dairy intolerance sucks, a bro has it bad and he said it only takes one little slip to turn his rear end in a top hat into a literal particle accelerator for discovering exotic new shits.

sounds like a strategic resource. he should be under secret service protection

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i can consume all th edairy i want

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i drink boatloads of cream

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 403 days!

echinopsis posted:

i drink boatloads of cream

bloat and ridicule

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Pissflaps posted:

i can consume all th edairy i want

$$$

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
sometimes i eat dairy and then just poo poo it all out like my rear end in a top hat is the worlds worst super soaker but tbf it's kind of worth it cause a) ice cream is yummy and b) feels good afterwards like a huge weight has been lifted

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
in the last seven days ive consumed


milk


yoghurt


cheese


all the dairy i want mm

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
on the weekend i purchased both smoked cheese and smoked butter

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

echinopsis posted:

smoked butter

is there a word for something that i didn't know was even a thing, but now that i do, i absolutely must have it? i feel like german should have a cool sounding word for this

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Beast of Bourbon posted:

lactose intolerance is like a gluten allergy or whatever, they don't exist.

i know ur trollin but ill drink a milkshake and spray it at you as high pressure posts :twisted:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

JewKiller 3000 posted:

is there a word for something that i didn't know was even a thing, but now that i do, i absolutely must have it? i feel like german should have a cool sounding word for this

see also: smoked salt

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JewKiller 3000 posted:

is there a word for something that i didn't know was even a thing, but now that i do, i absolutely must have it? i feel like german should have a cool sounding word for this

it was like that the moment i saw it on the shelf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

see also: smoked salt

at least salt is something you can comprehend surviving in a smoking device


for the record the butter... its smokey. its not that great by itself but lends a taste of smoke to eggs and poo poo. works well when used to cook with :)

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i couldn't eat lactose and cheese was off limits and i think i'd just kill myself cheese is just great.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

kwinkles posted:

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i couldn't eat lactose and cheese was off limits and i think i'd just kill myself cheese is just great.

you can eat mozarella cheese if its real and also some other flavourless cheeses. haloumi is all good tho

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
but my camembert!

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
"oh yeah i totally am lactose intolerant, i can't even TOUCH carbs" *drinks venti breve latte*

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

kwinkles posted:

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i couldn't eat lactose and cheese was off limits and i think i'd just kill myself cheese is just great.

i'd just quadruple my yogurt consumption

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i eat yoghurt instead of sour cream

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I drink boatloads of cream

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
INRi is the best poster in YOSPOS.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hmm

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
i had some giftcards so i just preordered this on amazon op



i wanna get the new new 3ds but i dont want to spend $300 on it

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jonny 290 posted:

INRi is the best poster in YOSPOS.

i think jonny's been hacked

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

INRi is the best poster in YOSPOS.

one of yeah

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

power botton posted:

which ones youre sneaker game is pretty on point

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
nice clownshoes

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
bought a king size bed. just came in today. still waiting on the foundation/frame tho :(

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PuTTY riot posted:

bought a king size bed. just came in today. still waiting on the foundation/frame tho :(

congrats on buying from the completely wrong rear end establishment

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
where am i supposed to buy a bed from, op

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
i have like 120 days or smth to return this thing but idk how im supposed to get it back into the box

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
just sleep on the floor imo

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PuTTY riot posted:

where am i supposed to buy a bed from, op

your local equivalent of innovativemattresssolutions dot com

that poo poo should be in and out in 15 minutes or you got swindled

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

graph posted:

your local equivalent of innovativemattresssolutions dot com

that poo poo should be in and out in 15 minutes or you got swindled

I can't buy a screwdriver without reading 20 reviews and also I don't like haggling or sales people.

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PuTTY riot posted:

I can't buy a screwdriver without reading 20 reviews and also I don't like haggling or sales people.

there's tuft & needle and Casper and leesa all Internet direct

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