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*cums in 2 seconds*
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hi im usain bolt
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Applewhite posted:*cums in 2 seconds* *Trains for months, finds shortcuts, different thrust techniques and different women. Cums in 1.8 seconds* I really have to thank Applewhite for inspiring me. He did good but I just knew I could do better
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Feb 10, 2015 00:55
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Volume posted:*Trains for months, finds shortcuts, different thrust techniques and different women. Cums in 1.8 seconds*
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Feb 10, 2015 00:58
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speedrun your life op
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Volume posted:*Trains for months, finds shortcuts, different thrust techniques and different women. Cums in 1.8 seconds* bullshit, that was a grool assisted speedrun
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Feb 10, 2015 00:59
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Applewhite posted:*cums in 2 seconds*
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Feb 10, 2015 00:59
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Volume posted:*Trains for months, finds shortcuts, different thrust techniques and different women. Cums in 1.8 seconds* *Makes concerted effort to bring cumming speed down* *cums in 3 seconds* *Has tantrum*
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Feb 10, 2015 00:59
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*stabs self in balls in 0.4 seconds and cum leaks out instantly*
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Feb 10, 2015 01:01
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*has arm bones broken, lengthened, and reset in order to ring doorbells 0.1sec quicker*
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Feb 10, 2015 01:01
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circ dick soleil posted:*stabs self in balls in 0.4 seconds and cum leaks out instantly*
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Feb 10, 2015 01:01
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A cool thing to do if you have a bathroom sink that doesn't drain well is to go into the bathroom and turn the sink on full blast and then try to take a piss and finish taking a piss before the sink overflows. Expert mode is pissing in the sink while this is all happening.
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Feb 10, 2015 01:02
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*surgically inserts funnel into butthole so that farts escape butthole .2 seconds faster*
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Feb 10, 2015 01:02
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Whirlwind Jones posted:A cool thing to do if you have a bathroom sink that doesn't drain well is to go into the bathroom and turn the sink on full blast and then try to take a piss and finish taking a piss before the sink overflows. *trains for months to shrink bladder down to thimble size*
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:bullshit, that was a grool assisted speedrun 
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Feb 10, 2015 01:03
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*takes blowtorch to QP of weed*
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*fucks up a date nigh instantaneously*
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Feb 10, 2015 01:04
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ilikedirt posted:*surgically inserts funnel into butthole so that farts escape butthole .2 seconds faster* Now we know what the goatman was really up to
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Feb 10, 2015 01:07
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*drives to work at 95mph*
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Applewhite posted:*drives to work at 95mph*
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Feb 10, 2015 03:20
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a hole-y ghost posted:*stuffs self in ventilation duct at work instead of going home* 
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Feb 10, 2015 03:20
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that solution might have been a little too epicly random for your mind.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:22
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a hole-y ghost posted:*stuffs self in ventilation duct at work instead of going home* No no! The return trip to the house is part of it.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:23
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Speedshitter, skip the bathroom entirely
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Feb 10, 2015 03:25
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speedrunnin' through these twinkies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWqMaF2ixXY
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People that do "speedruns" look like this. Dont do speedruns.
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sees post count approaching 39 opens new page click reply types: synpa: refresh till count is 39 click post
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psyopmonkey posted:People that do "speedruns" look like this.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:31
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Applewhite posted:No no! The return trip to the house is part of it. That's his new house.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:35
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circ dick soleil posted:That's his new house. drat! He's good.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:38
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Idiot Kicker posted:speedrunnin' through these twinkies
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Feb 10, 2015 03:38
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*has progeria, speedruns death from old age*
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Feb 10, 2015 03:39
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*gets one goldmined thread* *posts dozens of threads on same topic with minor variations in attempt to brute force speedrun the comedy goldmine*
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*mother takes morning after pill* *uploads Life World Record TAS video*
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how many people have done speed runs of your mom, OP?
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Feb 10, 2015 03:43
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Waltzing Along posted:sees post count approaching 39 No no you're doing it wrong it's: Make topic Find topic id Use 39 separate accounts to post :snypa: simultaneously Quickest possible p2sni (it's abbreviated because it's quicker)
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Feb 10, 2015 03:43
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Dr.Smasher posted:how many people have done speed runs of your mom, OP?
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a hole-y ghost posted:I think OPs mom is more popular for 100% completion runs. any % any time anywhere
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