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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
but i don't have any, what should I do about this? should i eat six pounds of poppy seeds?

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Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

huff some paint

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ballpoint pen/anus

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

gnarlyhotep posted:

ballpoint pen/anus

can i get a trip report?

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
Take all the old smoked stuff and re smoke that, falling that scrape resin.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
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spacejew posted:

Take all the old smoked stuff and re smoke that, falling that scrape resin.

i have some fresh nugs but that doesn't really count as drugs in the proper sense

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Frog Act posted:

can i get a trip report?

I'm not asking I'm telling

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

accept allah and muhammad as his prophet for the ultimate high

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Has anyone mentioned auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I might move from a temp to full hired on so I had to quit weed and stall my bosses long enough to get cleaned. So I just took up drinking

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRADRYoSVo

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

i wish i had some drugs so i could forget about your awful loving posting

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I know the feeling

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
Try finding people to buy drugs from

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
chug robotussin

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
I really like not being a vehemently pathetic stoner now because I dont get the urge to smoke every single loving day and resort to cleaning off scraps of (weed?/dust?/old ashes?/resin fragments?/old food?) from my coffee table to load up into my tiny little shitpipe to smoke. Or failing that just trying to light the edges of the pipe to vaporize the disgusting carcinogenic black caked-on resin from the sides and just burning my finger through the carb.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
take 2 of those keyboard duster things and run the tubes into ur sinuses and just hold down the button till theres nothing left op

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Yaws posted:

huff some paint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

Paint huffing, as shown in this documentary, is an excellent source of great ideas and feelings.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

huff gasoline

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
how accessible is nitrous?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i got lots, i think i'll smoke some now and think of you op

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g99h4qaCio

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Literal Carehaver posted:

how accessible is nitrous?

That depends on how you plan on getting it.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
You want drugs... and the fresh nugs you have aren't good enough?

Dude, you have a drug problem.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Literal Carehaver posted:

how accessible is nitrous?

all the headshops sell poppers but then you need one of thsoe whip cream maker things


Drunk Nerds posted:

You want drugs... and the fresh nugs you have aren't good enough?

Dude, you have a drug problem.

maybe. i haven't had any non-weed drugs in quite some time and from time to time i want to take like a hydrocodone or a klonopin or something. too bad i dont know where to find those kinds of things :(

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Popo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

Paint huffing, as shown in this documentary, is an excellent source of great ideas and feelings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cbj2jOozyo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

when i was a teenager my friends stole a 75lb compressed nitrous cylinder from a local hospital that had shut down like a decade earlier. the contractors that were remodeling the derelict place had found teh thing and i guess were taking pulls off it, so my friends just hauled it out of the construction zone and a mile home

it lasted for like five months with no sign of serious loss of contents until some neighborhood 14 year old got all high and left it open and the car trunk we left it in had icicles and poo poo in it when we returned

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Frog Act posted:

all the headshops sell poppers but then you need one of thsoe whip cream maker things



i dont think poppers are what you think they are

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
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Das Butterbrot posted:

i dont think poppers are what you think they are

whatever the gently caress you call those little aluminum cylinders full of nitrous

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
eat some tin cans

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
you should eat a bullet

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



take 3 ibuprofen

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
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dad gay. so what posted:

eat some tin cans

maybe this would go well w/some license plates and other goat things

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
start using a vape cuz so you can use the spent weed for a cheap lovely high next time ur in dire straits namaste

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lol

http://www.amazon.com/Leland-Nitrous-Oxide-Cream-Whippers/dp/B003BVUURI

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
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unlimited shrimp posted:

start using a vape cuz so you can use the spent weed for a cheap lovely high next time ur in dire straits namaste

man i HAVE weed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
op i strongly suggest visiting the local ER and when they ask you your pain scale say 9

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
i'd be all like "too bad you don't have plat ;) ;) ;)" but if you don't know the difference between poppers and whippets you should just stick to weed like a high schooler, really

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
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nomadologique posted:

op i strongly suggest visiting the local ER and when they ask you your pain scale say 9

all my soft tissue is hosed !!!!

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Write a list about things youre grateful for.

Snuggle with a cat/dog.

Smoke a bunch of 5MEO-DMT out of a makeshift aluminium wrap pipe.

Wake up in jail.

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