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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


awesome

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Am I the only one left who doesn't pretty much loathe WWE? I'm not saying they're not Dumb As gently caress but I'm still happy to get a weekly dose of wrestlemen and I get excited. I feel so alone. :(

mostly i don't give a poo poo and have fun watching it every week regardless of what happens

i highly encourage this mindset

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

why would i want this service these heels are pitching

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Corporate Kane posted:

you just gonna leave us hanging like this

twitter thread

also it's not his fiance so lol

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Reigns is basically a Cool Heel now.

truly he's kevin nash

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Can we all unite in our desire to see Roman and Bryan spear and knee Kane and Big Show off of our TVs for loving ever?

it's actually funnier if kane and big show win so no

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

they're going to milk that spear for everything it's worth

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

they're going to milk that spear for everything it's worth

it's worth a wrestlemania main event by the way

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

I didn't, but that's because I'm the kind of person who watches wrestling so women don't send me nude pictures of themselves.
did you buy them shoes and kindles

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i really believed he was going to do a moonsault

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao a dq

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KANE and THE BIG SHOW

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

TITTY MASTER SETH ROLLINS

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

K-Fed is so much better than Eminem

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

which NXT darling will lose to a main roster midcarder in less than 5 minutes this week

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This Raw Sucks

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

do you really think they'll even have an NXT dude on this? they haven't done that since Fatal 4-Way




also ugh goddammit I wanted that to just be a real match where Rollins pinned clean w/ the usual J&J interference instead of a DQ

they brought out charlotte to promote the last special and lol

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

how can we bring mel blanc back from the dead

the undertaker's magic beans

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the first thing i've been excited for all night

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

a long lost friend returns after an unbearable absence

brie mode is back

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

vroom vroom

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Zyla posted:

on total divas last night a major storyline was that brie doesn't believe in birth control and bryan doesn't use condoms so they had to be confronted about responsibility in preserving brie's look

how did bryan arrange this

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Auron posted:

Brie has the worst loving entrance music. It is rage inducingly bad

"This thread has already been reported"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bryan refuses to wear condoms because he can't feel anything but actually he's got spinal stenosis and needs more surgeries

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Blasmeister posted:

heel video packages own a whole lot

i just want to meet the unscrupulous video editor they all use

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

i just want to meet the unscrupulous video editor they all use

in before "kevin dunn"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

update on the developing seth rollins drama: i have seen his penis

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


not the worst wrestler penis i've seen on twitter

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:

john cena rules

i love him and his pinkeye

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


just ask seth rollins

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

speaking of unimpressive dicks

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Has Dolph Ziggler every tweeted his dick

If so, how does it compare to Seth Rollins'

they've tried to hold it down but we all know it's the best drat penis in the locker room

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Corporate Kane posted:

and he's got a great body too

five stars

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Rand McNally posted:

So... can Renee leak Dean's high school now?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

So I'm not a big Bray fan - dude generally kinda bores me, but gently caress if he doesn't look evil tonight w/ that bloody nose while submittin Ziggler. Dude has my attention

i'm also standing at attention to night

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

scroll past his bio http://www.wwe.com/superstars/seth-rollins

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cant wait to see rikishi's rear end to top off this night

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Grant DaNasty posted:

Well I guess I can add Seth to the list of wrestler's dicks I've seen along with X-Pac and Regal.

and titus o'neil and matt striker

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

can you imagine if raw was actually good tonight

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ROMAN REIGNS PISSED HIS PANTS

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