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a hole-y ghost posted:just keep in mind base works better than acid despite what breaking bad television show tells you. do you mean for getting rid of bodies cuz like if so keep talkin'
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Feb 10, 2015 04:11
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Buy 6 dozen roses and at least a $5k ring and just give it to her at the door when you show up. No biggie.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:11
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also, if she wants to stick summin up your butt, let her
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Feb 10, 2015 04:11
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Big Beef City posted:Buy 6 dozen roses and at least a $5k ring and just give it to her at the door when you show up. No biggie. if she doesn't put out cut off the finger that has the ring on it with ratcheting bolt cutters
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Feb 10, 2015 04:12
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Harald posted:also, if she wants to stick summin up your butt, let her Not till you have deposited into her holy trio.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:12
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Waltzing Along posted:Not till you have deposited into her holy trio. well obviously, i didn't think I needed to pass out noob advice itt
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Feb 10, 2015 04:14
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Literal Carehaver posted:do you mean for getting rid of bodies cuz like if so keep talkin'
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Feb 10, 2015 04:14
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gnarlyhotep posted:well I'm not a rapist ffs if you didn't kiss on the first date, why are you having a second?
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Feb 10, 2015 04:15
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a hole-y ghost posted:plus heat and pressure man, same as cooking a pot roast see the TV don't mention that poo poo i mighta had a bit of a mess on my hands. you're all right holey ghost you're all right...
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Feb 10, 2015 04:15
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ChipNDip posted:if you didn't kiss on the first date, why are you having a second? this man gets it
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Feb 10, 2015 04:15
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Give her a bouquet of a dozen red roses, except there's a 13th rose that's white (to stand out), and then the card says "Love you until the last rose dies" the twist is that the white rose is a fake silk rose!!!
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Feb 10, 2015 04:16
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wet it up
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Feb 10, 2015 04:17
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Big Beef City posted:Buy 6 dozen roses and at least a $5k ring and just give it to her at the door when you show up. No biggie. advanced technique: pierce the ring on the glans of your fully erect penis
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Feb 10, 2015 04:17
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spooky girlfriend posted:Give her a bouquet of a dozen red roses, except there's a 13th rose that's white (to stand out), and then the card says "Love you until the last rose dies" *takes notes* Please go on.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:18
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announce loudly and in clear voice at the start of your date: "this is your last night on earth i am going to gnaw on your still living organs"
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Feb 10, 2015 04:19
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spooky girlfriend posted:Give her a bouquet of a dozen red roses, except there's a 13th rose that's white (to stand out), and then the card says "Love you until the last rose dies"
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Feb 10, 2015 04:19
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What I mean is what do I write on the card to avoid the rules being bent like that.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:20
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a hole-y ghost posted:hmm i tried something like this once but the fake rose got stomped on and I got a face full of door.. advice??? teh rapez0r
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Feb 10, 2015 04:20
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Literal Carehaver posted:teh rapez0r
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Feb 10, 2015 04:21
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a hole-y ghost posted:lol... that would be like epic 0wnage irl imo most definitely an option full of win especially because of the rape
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Feb 10, 2015 04:22
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ill be sure to try that after I finish jacking off to this pewdiepies videos... lmao
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Feb 10, 2015 04:23
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Climb her front steps so you are sweating profusely and wheezing, then when she comes to the door take off your fedora and get down on one knee and tell her you know it's kind of weird because you haven't been going out long but you got her a USB thumb drive and put bunch of emulators and your favorite roms on it so she can be reminded of you when you're not around.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:24
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a hole-y ghost posted:What I mean is what do I write on the card to avoid the rules being bent like that. Vague threats, like oh youre so beautiful but so fragile and easy to end with a few rounds some romantgic shittt bitches love roses and they smile cause if they dont they go in the basement a while
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Feb 10, 2015 04:24
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Can you live tweet the date so we can see how our advice is working
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Feb 10, 2015 04:26
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a hole-y ghost posted:What I mean is what do I write on the card to avoid the rules being bent like that. Do not try and bend the woman, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no woman.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:28
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Take her to Olive Garden for a never ending pasta date. She will become moist and ready to make sex with you by your 3rd helping of pasta.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:29
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spooky girlfriend posted:Do not try and bend the woman, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no woman. No. Bend the woman over and plow her from behind. You should know this...woman.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:29
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Amarcarts posted:Climb her front steps so you are sweating profusely and wheezing, then when she comes to the door take off your fedora and get down on one knee and tell her you know it's kind of weird because you haven't been going out long but you got her a USB thumb drive and put bunch of emulators and your favorite roms on it so she can be reminded of you when you're not around.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:31
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Waltzing Along posted:*takes notes* Women like surprises, so if you slowly slip her hand down into your pants and there's an actual live scorpion in there, well hold on, because things are about to get exciting! Waltzing Along posted:No. Bend the woman over and plow her from behind. This is good advice in many cases.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:36
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a hole-y ghost posted:just keep in mind base works better than acid despite what breaking bad television show tells you. Nah, you're gonna want piranha solution.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:37
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I did a first date on Valentine's. It was terrible.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:57
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Suggest not going out on a date on Valentine's Day because it's the worst day of the year to eat out and also it's Saturday this year. If she gives a poo poo about that then she's a butthole anyhow
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Feb 10, 2015 05:00
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natetimm posted:I did a first date on Valentine's. It was terrible. Pre or post op?
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Feb 10, 2015 05:01
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NakedWithCandy posted:So if you are going on a second date with a woman on valentines what should you do? It is way too early to do valentines stuff, but you both know it is valentines day. have sex with her, thats what second dates are for.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:02
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Pre or post op? Not Trans, but just crazy as hell. Hit me up the night before over a dating site, asked me to take her out on Valentine's. We had chatted a while back and it petered off so I said gently caress it, why not? Called her up and chatted some more before I went to bed, she sent me naked pics. Showed up at the date the next day in sweats and bedhead and begged off because she was tired. It was bizarre but whatever. Went and met some friends after.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:10
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wear a tshirt that proudly says "ALL I DO IS GET MONEY AND SWEET DICK SUCKS" so she knows where you stand. chicks love a confident man.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:25
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Get her a single candy "I choose you" heart. It's not that hard OP.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:29
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there's no law saying what you have to do on a second date, so if you really want to make an impression, divorce her. hire a lawyer and everything, bunch of paperwork, dump that right on the table. that's not only spending a lot of money to surprise her spontaneously, it also lets her know you're wearing the pants and if she fucks up your cool lawyer is going to tear her a new one.
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Urrgh this was me last year. We went out to lunch and tried to pretend it wasn't valentine's day. I was actually kinda pissed he didn't get me any candy or anything though, it would have been nice.
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