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all thats left is a mangosteen stain on the hardwood floor
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Feb 10, 2015 05:29
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Ralp says no callout/poster specific threads anymore sorry. Close it before he gasses it.
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that's a lotta wax
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Feb 10, 2015 05:31
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brizna easily claims the fourth post.
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Feb 10, 2015 05:31
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Ralp says no callout/poster specific threads anymore sorry. Close it before he gasses it. holy crap is that to prevent the spread of evidence what if ralp ralped lowtax?!!?!
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Feb 10, 2015 05:31
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bury him with a hardcopy archive of adtrw
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Feb 10, 2015 05:35
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Finally bento box discussion can resume without upsetting anyone
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Feb 10, 2015 05:50
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has he been hooked into the matrix yet
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Feb 10, 2015 05:53
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texasmed posted:has he been hooked into the matrix yet He's in the trunk of a Toyota Matrix
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Feb 10, 2015 06:05
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EugeneJ posted:He's in the trunk of a Toyota Matrix Most likely theory.
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Feb 10, 2015 06:12
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He's havana good time
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Feb 10, 2015 06:16
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Big Mangosteen caught wind that he stopped shilling for them so they ended his contract. Permanently.
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Feb 10, 2015 06:50
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No. He rose after 3 days, leaving an empty tomb. Then he ascended into heaven. Or Pittsburgh. Eventually he will return to judge all goons and assign them an Ultimate Fate. Most likely involving goatse or maybe something else.
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Feb 10, 2015 06:50
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No he's just playing video games
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Feb 10, 2015 06:51
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hes either fine or his soul is trapped in a plank of the doom house
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Feb 10, 2015 06:53
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ralp raped and murdered a young lowtax in 2015
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Feb 10, 2015 06:54
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:ralp raped and murdered a young lowtax in 2015 that was laura clinton u oval office
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Feb 10, 2015 06:54
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Orkin Mang posted:that was laura clinton u oval office sorry i get them mixed up constantly
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Feb 10, 2015 06:58
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:sorry i get them mixed up constantly u will be *heats up waffle iron*
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Feb 10, 2015 07:01
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Stay safe Lotax ghost.
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Feb 10, 2015 07:07
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There is only Lowtax. And he is our Sheild and Protector. As it has been foretold within the scrolls so it Shall Be So. Through the banning of our Enemys do we gain posting Salvation. Until the end of the sperg times.
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Feb 10, 2015 07:13
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LOWTAX IS DEAD. LONG LIVE RALPTAX THE USURPER.
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Feb 10, 2015 07:53
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Pretty sure Gnarly knows what really happened but ralp is threatening to ban his whole family
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Feb 10, 2015 08:05
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I've been privy to the truth in the mod forums.
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Feb 10, 2015 08:06
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Does this mean we get DPPH back?
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Feb 10, 2015 08:36
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if you look at lowtax's last post history you can tell he just reached a breaking point and realized he could walk away from this garbage indefinitely without worry
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Feb 10, 2015 08:48
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He recently changed his forum name to Hen Face AFAIK so there might be some confusion
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Feb 10, 2015 09:25
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Hen face is an anagram of his true name, only by saying this name can he be totally destroyed
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Feb 10, 2015 09:27
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Bum the Sad posted:dibs
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Feb 10, 2015 09:47
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Lowtax isn't dead and Ralp is NOT gay
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Feb 10, 2015 09:53
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The Protagonist posted:if you look at lowtax's last post history you can tell he just reached a breaking point and realized he could walk away from this garbage indefinitely without worry Had it still been like 39 days since he last posted?
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Feb 10, 2015 18:10
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lowtax is dead
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Feb 10, 2015 20:30
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We have to find out who the anti lowtax is first. Then we declare war. Then horns.aiff will sound in a thunderous blast from on high and Armageddon can commence
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Feb 10, 2015 20:38
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guys I just got the call from the governor. there will be no pardon 
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Feb 10, 2015 20:39
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I can still feel him inside me.
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Feb 11, 2015 00:40
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lowtax died in the latest rebel offensive in ukraine. a grad missile flew into his anus and he died.
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this is part of the pattern known as the Lowtax Cycle: * Everyone says the forum sucks and starts making GBS threads everywhere and/or something terrible happens that makes this place look bad | * Lowtax appears out of nowhere and says how this is the greatest forum ever and everything's okay | * Lowtax vanishes (possibly after implementing a bunch of random changes that break the forum) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | * Repeat
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I have had a number of job interviews recently that went poorly and did not result in securing employment. I started to think I needed to do something during an interview to really stand out, be impressive, unique, and highly memorable. I thought it could be risky, but might work out. I came up with the following idea: After concluding the interview, after the hand shakes, etc, when leaving the room stop, turn around, and say "There's one more thing you need to know about me." Then pull out a bottle of hot sauce, down the entire bottle, slam it onto the ground and say "I can handle the heat." Nod confidently, leave the room. Boom. I imagined that they would be really impressed and wowed by such a performance. Well it didn't pan out like I thought it would. It was only a small bottle of hot sauce, I figured it would be no big deal to actually do. I should have tested at home first, but I didn't. I was nervous as a bitch-rear end during the interview, but I was determined to follow through with the plan. So I started exactly as described above. I was leaving, I turned around, maybe not with as much swagger as I'd imagined in my head, and I declared "There's one more thing you need to know about me." I pulled out the hot sauce bottle, almost dropped it, and started to open the bottle. In my head it was all one quick confident motion, like an electric Indiana Jones, but instead I fumbled around and had a tough time getting it open. It felt like a nightmarish eternity but was probably only about 20 seconds. Enough time for one of the interviewers to ask me what I was doing. I didn't answer directly. Instead, after I got the bottle open, I repeated "There's one more thing you need to know about me." (But stuttering.) Then I guzzled down the entire bottle of hot sauce. I instantly regretted it. My mouth and throat felt like lava was swirling around inside me. I immediately started to gag and loudly cough, I was crying involuntarily. Tears hardcore streaming down my face. I was sweating like a terrible fool. I desperately tried to scream "I can handle the heat" but just kept coughing before I could get anything out. The interviewers were all standing up looking at me in horror and confusion. A few seconds before I threw up all over the floor I knew it would happen, but I tried to hold it back. I couldn't. I threw up all over the floor. It hurt as much on the way out as it did on the way in, if not more so. The vomit felt like flaming barbed wire shredding its way through my neck. I should mention a disturbing amount of fiery mucus was also leaking out of my nose uncontrollably. After I finished throwing up I could not bear to look at the interviewers. I hoarsely mumbled an apology and started to stumble as quickly as possible out the door. I have never been more shamed in my life. I didn't get the job.
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