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Here's a chart ranking how susceptible different careers are to automation in the near future: http://qz.com/202312/is-your-job-at-risk-from-robot-labor-check-this-handy-interactive/ Is your job on it? Have fun dying with your family in the poor people concentration camps, meat ape.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:36 |
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Why bother making the robots shaped like skeletons if they're just gonna walk around with no skin on? Might as well just build normal robots. They'd be easier to build and less vulnerable.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:47 |
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Applewhite posted:Why bother making the robots shaped like skeletons if they're just gonna walk around with no skin on? Might as well just build normal robots. They'd be easier to build and less vulnerable. So people are put at ease by the fake humans cleaning toilets and selling them chicken mcnuggets. Also, because metal skeletons will be scarier camp guards when the Great Cleansing happens.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:50 |
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I guess also, lol at the idea that private detectives and investigators have anything more than a 0% of being automated. How would a robot PI even work? Nobody's gonna get shaken down for answers by an Asimo in a fedora.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:52 |
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Applewhite posted:I guess uhhhh if you watch the documentary Blade Runner you will clearly see that robot detectives are capable and handsome
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:58 |
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A misanthrope posted:uhhhh if you watch the documentary Blade Runner you will clearly see that robot detectives are capable and handsome He wasn't a robot the ending was ambiguous! Also Total Recall didn't get lobotomized at the end and the top fell down at the end of Inception.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:09 |
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Applewhite posted:the top fell down at the end of Inception. Yeah the top fell down and it turned out Christopher Nolan has been an emotionless robot this whole time. I remember how the movie ended.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:11 |
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Top left quadrant of the chart crew reporting in, get owned plebs
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:13 |
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PeenCommander posted:Top left quadrant of the chart crew reporting in, get owned plebs Your trip to the camps is only delayed, mammal. I'm here but I'm not sure if that's bad or good (because journalists are dumb and bad at math):
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:23 |
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A journalist, huh? Suddenly it all comes together. Did you write this article, A Misanthrope?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:26 |
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Applewhite posted:A journalist, huh? Suddenly it all comes together. Did you write this article, A Misanthrope? uhhhhh ERROR ERROR ERROR MUST ESCAPE
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:33 |
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In the book player piano the people are kept on government assistance to do nothing because its cheaper that way what with the automation of practically everything. People losing their jobs en masse would start going nuts not for lack of income but for lack of purpose. Some of course, would thrive on this model
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:34 |
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ill fix it the same way i fix every other problem in my life with heavy drinking
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:37 |
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moose face posted:In the book player piano the people are kept on government assistance to do nothing because its cheaper that way what with the automation of practically everything. People losing their jobs en masse would start going nuts not for lack of income but for lack of purpose. I keep seeing an argument in, like, Wired articles about the coming job apocalypse. "We'll have so much leisure time! Arts will flourish!" And I swear it's the line corporate shill politicians are practicing for when 75% of the human workforce is laid off.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:38 |
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moose face posted:People losing their jobs en masse would start going nuts not for lack of income but for lack of purpose. I would gladly spend all day watching the TV and playing vidya games on a government stipend. "Purpose" can gently caress itself.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:43 |
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The Dennis System posted:I would gladly spend all day watching the TV and playing vidya games on a government stipend. "Purpose" can gently caress itself. You say that now, but what happens when even playing video games is automated?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:44 |
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The Dennis System posted:I would gladly spend all day watching the TV and playing vidya games on a government stipend. "Purpose" can gently caress itself. Also, you bring up an interesting point. Player Piano was written before the advent of interactive video games. I wonder if the population would have been so restless if they'd had infinite time to play Minecraft.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:45 |
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Applewhite posted:You say that now, but what happens when even playing video games is automated? Eh, most AAA games these days pretty much already are automated.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:49 |
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The Dennis System posted:Eh, most AAA games these days pretty much already are automated. I know, right? I haven't played a AAA game since Wolfenstein: New Order. I've been having lots more fun with Shovel Knight, Super Time Force Ultra and Probability 0
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:51 |
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Applewhite posted:Also, you bring up an interesting point. Player Piano was written before the advent of interactive video games. I wonder if the population would have been so restless if they'd had infinite time to play Minecraft. Better idea: Legalize narcotics. Bring back opium dens and that will eat up a lot of time.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:01 |
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Back in my day we wasted all our time doing menial bullshit for poo poo pay
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:07 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:"Back in my day we wasted all our time doing menial bullshit for poo poo pay," Fried Watermelon told his grandchildren as Google™ brand automatons prodded everyone into the kill chute.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:12 |
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my meager job is all i have in life if it gets automated i'll do the world a favor and kill myself
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:16 |
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A misanthrope posted:Here's a chart ranking how susceptible different careers are to automation in the near future: http://qz.com/202312/is-your-job-at-risk-from-robot-labor-check-this-handy-interactive/ :human being:
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:18 |
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also lol what a coincidence management won't get automated
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:20 |
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How does the kill chute work A misanthrope
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:29 |
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Jobs that aren't eliminated will still be downsized because when a rack with a few servers replaces an entire floor of white collar workers they tend to have no money to afford lawyers and healthcare and poo poo. If you're in one of these jobs have fun trying to beat a thousand candidates for the same lovely job. EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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ManSauceGuzzlr posted:How does the kill chute work A misanthrope The Google™ brand kill chutes will look Like this but the people overseeing it will have ball pits and laser tag and poo poo in their offices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLzBvT2v3PM
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:41 |
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lol good luck making a robot that tends to the balls w finesse
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:48 |
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ill just open up a robot whorehouse with custom whore robots and make a living there
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:48 |
Opened chart. Saw Registered Nurses and Pharmacists at the 0% side of the chart. Closed bad chart. Applewhite posted:I guess Legal discovery is already something which has seen automation. Robot PI would work through technological means like tracking your location via phone.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:59 |
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Atoramos posted:Opened chart. How's it gonna shake you down, though?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:06 |
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with the shake-down arm?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:07 |
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so what's the plan assholes, revolution or death?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:14 |
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prob jo more often
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:17 |
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A Misanthrope's vision of the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiTgoRR3tbk
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:19 |
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Mein Eyes! posted:so what's the plan assholes, revolution or death? Gooncamp 2036
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:20 |
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Mein Eyes! posted:so what's the plan assholes, revolution or death? Judging by the amount of poo poo the middle class accepts, and how we get more poo poo shoveled on us every day, I'd say we will continue to eat our poo poo sandwich until we choke on it. Especially if the job losses are blamed on minorities somehow.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:20 |
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Physical therapy looks like a good choice.Mein Eyes! posted:so what's the plan assholes, revolution or death? Ain't gonna be no revolt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbp-i9UgWlg
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:22 |
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Applewhite posted:A Misanthrope's vision of the future: sign this petition to protect wolf people jobs!!!
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