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univbee posted:This is pretty common in early showings and one-off screenings (e.g. film festivals). Yeah except this was a screening at a mall in Albany like two weeks after the movie opened
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Feb 10, 2015 17:54
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Haha seen a lot of these. Worst would have to be Rollerball starring Chris Klein and LL Cool J. Only movie I ever fell asleep in the theater for. Runner up would probably be The Legend of Chun Li. Another Chris Klein movie...I guess a pattern emerges.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:58
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electrigger posted:Haha seen a lot of these. Worst would have to be Rollerball starring Chris Klein and LL Cool J. Only movie I ever fell asleep in the theater for. Runner up would probably be The Legend of Chun Li. Another Chris Klein movie...I guess a pattern emerges. The original rollerball was bad rear end though and predicted a lot about how sports would be in the future
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Feb 10, 2015 18:00
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Alexander. Walked out far far too late.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:00
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Oh poo poo how could I forget I saw The New Guy starring D.J. Qualls. Man that movie was a bag of gently caress.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:03
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I've seen three movies in a theatre: A cartoon movie about whales called Samson & Sally, the first Harry Potter flick and Terminal (starring Tom Hanks). I have no intention of ever seeing any more. Edit: Should've stopped after Samson & Sally, really. quakster fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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Feb 10, 2015 18:05
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Recently: The Pyramid Past: Last House on the Left - only movie I've ever walked out of.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:06
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Brotherhood of the Wolf. It was extremely bad, but it became so bad that at least the theater had a good time laughing at it.
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Throwing in another vote for Alexander. I made it to the end, but it was a hell of an ordeal. By about the 3/4 mark at least half of the theatre had already walked out and the rest of the audience had pretty much checked out mentally and were just waiting for the lights to turn on. The strange thing was that it seemed Colin Farrell's boredom with the role mirrored my own and increased in step as the movie progressed. Every aspect of that freaking movie was phoned in.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:18
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electrigger posted:Oh poo poo how could I forget I saw The New Guy starring D.J. Qualls. Man that movie was a bag of gently caress. it did have eliza dushku modeling swimsuits which gracefully carried me into puberty
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Feb 10, 2015 18:23
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Gaunab posted:it did have eliza dushku modeling swimsuits which gracefully carried me into puberty She is somehow even hotter now
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Feb 10, 2015 18:25
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Pearl Harbor I guess.
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haljordan posted:She is somehow even hotter now i agree
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Feb 10, 2015 18:26
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Feb 10, 2015 18:27
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Punisher: Warzone Prometheus Oblivion
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Feb 10, 2015 18:29
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The Quest starring JCVD and a boatload of unnecessary slow motion.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:30
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The cookout
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Feb 10, 2015 18:30
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after earth wtf will smith. not cool man
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Snakes on a plane I still sort of think it was never actually made and I just dreamt the whole thing
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a bone to pick posted:Punisher: Warzone This isn't the best movies you've seen in a theater thread.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:35
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Blistex posted:Throwing in another vote for Alexander. I made it to the end, but it was a hell of an ordeal. By about the 3/4 mark at least half of the theatre had already walked out and the rest of the audience had pretty much checked out mentally and were just waiting for the lights to turn on. The strange thing was that it seemed Colin Farrell's boredom with the role mirrored my own and increased in step as the movie progressed. Oh thank God I thought I was the only one. I could put up with the weird sexual poo poo between Angelina and Colin (it was bad mostly because it seemed forced and Colin acted like she was shanking him in that scene). I lost all respect for the movie when Colin who is suppose to be Alexander a competent and intelligent general looks over his shoulder after he completes this flanking maneuver on horseback to lure the enemy in and Colin's eyes widen like he is in shock. gently caress THAT. This was a plan you strategized five seconds earlier and its working and Alexander is one of the most competent generals in history you shouldn't look loving SURPRISED like a goddamn child. Oh my loving God I was so pissed. Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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Feb 10, 2015 18:36
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electrigger posted:This isn't the best movies you've seen in a theater thread. that movie is a big stinky poo poo, man.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:36
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Feranon posted:after earth Will Smith and his entire loving family have lost their drat minds. You play make believe for a living, settle down.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:37
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Home Alone 3 or Contact, OP! Thanks for asking.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:38
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a bone to pick posted:that movie is a big stinky poo poo, man. Yes but did he get his applesauce back? I was on the edge of my seat. kdrudy posted:The Quest starring JCVD and a boatload of unnecessary slow motion. Haha this movie is great. How to improve on Bloodsport? Make it even cheesier somehow, also add James Bond.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:43
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The 1st scary movie. what the poo poo comedy films, why do you have to go so poo poo, so fast
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Feb 10, 2015 18:47
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Libelous Slander posted:The 1st scary movie. what the poo poo comedy films, why do you have to go so poo poo, so fast The wayans brothers should be executed for crimes against humanity
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Feb 10, 2015 18:51
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Meet the Fockers. Wasn't my decision. I came back into town, a friend recommended we see it and catch up. I went to the bathroom a lot just so I wouldn't have to watch it. I have avoided that friend since, it was the final nail in the coffin.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:58
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Star Wars Episode 2. The line about sand just made me lose it.
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kith_groupie posted:Meet the Fockers. When I was like 23 I worked at a blockbuster and my douche bag frat boy manager's favorite movie was meet the parents. I found out he was eventually fired for showing up to an inventory night while drunk.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:03
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Walked out of Transformers. The Woman in Black was insulting as gently caress. My sisters took me to see Alien 3 when I was four and we were the only ones in the theater, but the usher came in every so often to yell at them for riffing. I remember them laughing about something and the usher came in demanding to know what was so funny. They told her the baby fell down. I remember being mortified, but I don't remember that lovely movie.
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MajorB posted:tim burton's alice in wonderland, $13 imax 3d ticket, sold out crowd holy poo poo yes not just any breakdancing, really ham handed 3d movie throw poo poo at the screen breakdancing
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Feb 10, 2015 19:30
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Blistex posted:Throwing in another vote for Alexander. I made it to the end, but it was a hell of an ordeal. By about the 3/4 mark at least half of the theatre had already walked out and the rest of the audience had pretty much checked out mentally and were just waiting for the lights to turn on. The strange thing was that it seemed Colin Farrell's boredom with the role mirrored my own and increased in step as the movie progressed. Luckily I didn't see that in theaters, or else it would have my vote. I'll go with The Spirit, the horrible feature length directorial debut of Frank Miller which effectively murdered the hype he built up in Hollywood after the success of Sin City and 300. Pretty much everything about that movie is awful. The dialogue is loving unreal bad and very much reflects the reality of an effete nerd affecting grit and charm, the plot is terrible, and the action is dull and forgettable. It's even a poo poo time for fans of the esoteric comic it's based on as it only vaguely resembles the source. The Spirit's outfit is even complemented by a pair of converses, just to add a little extra "ugh that is so fuckin lame"
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Feb 10, 2015 19:41
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The Core, when that tech fucker started screwing around with Hillary Swanks cellphone and "hacked" it so she had free coverage for life all the blood in my penis left me.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:44
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Yvershek posted:Star Wars Episode 2. The line about sand just made me lose it. I walked out of that movie when there was like a rainy water planet and I didn't care what was going on but we were watching it at home so that doesn't count.
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Manic Mailman posted:The Core, when that tech fucker started screwing around with Hillary Swanks cellphone and "hacked" it so she had free coverage for life all the blood in my penis left me. Dj qualls who was also in the new guy lol
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Real Steel. I walked out when a 1o year old white kid started hip hop dancing with a robot e: If i would have seen Spring Breakers in theatres that would have been the worst though, i streamed it because someone told me james franco and gucci mane were in a movie together and i had to see it for myself. most bullshit movie ever Pookum fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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