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I'll get the obvious out of the way: *tips fedora* m'lady
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heyyyy *looks up and down* how you doinnn?
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Feb 10, 2015 16:31
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hand her an icepick and in your smuggest possible tone, say 'HEH heh get it i'm trying to break the ice here' then spend the next 12 months in hospital recovering from the resulting head wound, good luck subscribe to my posts for more hot chatup tips.
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Feb 10, 2015 16:32
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ask her if you can braid her hair
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Feb 10, 2015 16:34
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"Hey, baby; nice rear end!" "I took some Viagra over four hours ago and my erection still hasn't gone down. Wanna give me a hand?" "Mind if I motorboat those?" (her tits)
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Feb 10, 2015 16:35
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you just casually do this be like hey i noticed your hair and i think it's really cool when was the last time you put a sick braid in it then offer to put a sick braid in it
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Feb 10, 2015 16:36
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Sup? 
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I heard the best Icebreaker currently in service is the NS 50 Let Pobedy, it's russian though so you might be better of sticking to the USCGC Polar Sea (WAGB-11), it's old but probably one of the most powerful non-nuclear icebreaker currently in service. But the question probably is, how thick and vast the ice is your girl is stuck in, maybe something smaller is a more economical choice.
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Feb 10, 2015 16:37
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Hi im a tranni with massive cock would you like to see? This works more on gay men tho, tbqh
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Feb 10, 2015 16:43
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make fun of them, casually.
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Feb 10, 2015 16:44
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InFlames235 posted:*tips fedora* m'lady oh man, that's like two funny jokes at once
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ArtIsResistance posted:oh man, that's like two funny jokes at once Thank you thank you I'll be here all night
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Feb 10, 2015 16:55
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i couldn't help but notice your chestnut brown hair; i think the shadows would dance off of it nicely if it were braided would you like me to braid it for you?
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Feb 10, 2015 16:56
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"I just poo poo my pants, want to see my dink?"
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Feb 10, 2015 17:00
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I have money and want to get my dick wet
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Feb 10, 2015 17:01
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im also having trouble getting girls out of the ice
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InFlames235 posted:Thank you thank you I'll be here all night hope not
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Feb 10, 2015 17:04
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OMG did you see that buttfor out front?!
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Feb 10, 2015 17:09
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im gay
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Feb 10, 2015 17:11
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hope not rude
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Feb 10, 2015 17:12
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Sheep-Goats posted:OMG did you see that buttfor out front?! whats updog
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Feb 10, 2015 17:20
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drop some sick negs
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Feb 10, 2015 17:22
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You have to do atleast three backflips up to the girl, then say "u got me head over heels bby" works EVERY time
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Feb 10, 2015 17:28
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Ask her "how much does a polar bear weigh?" I don't remember the rest but probably just look up that fact on Google, must be like 500lbs
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Feb 10, 2015 17:31
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Can I kiss you, like a real kiss, on the lips? 
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Feb 10, 2015 17:32
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apply 1 compliment neg them once stare them in the eyes for 4,6 seconds make a sarcastic joke neg them again initiate sex
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Feb 10, 2015 17:33
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Open your mouth and let a flood of live spiders pour out all over her.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:33
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I just met you, and this is crazy, because I've been stalking you for months.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:35
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Pogo stcik your dick and make suggest eybrow raises like hey you want in on this eh? eh?
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Feb 10, 2015 17:39
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Just straight up start undressing her. If she's not cool w/ it she'll ask you to stop. If she is cool with it, boom! You got her.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:42
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"Hey babe, I was looking up pick up lines on an internet forum just before, and this was the best one." You see this shows that you're well prepared and have good judgment, as you chose this line, which totally is the best one.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:43
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"I have 13 characters at level 100, both Horde and Alliance", and push your mobile into her hands with the Armory App open showing your main. Guaranteed sucked cock within minutes.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:43
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dam gurl are you sittin on the F5 key, because that rear end is refreshin
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Feb 10, 2015 17:44
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My friends and I were talking and we think you should have this *hands her "most beautiful woman at the bar" award* If she doesn't go for it, take it away and award it to someone else. Her jealousy will drive her to try and get the award back, even if it means blowing the judges.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:45
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You look like you come from good breeding stock
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Feb 10, 2015 17:49
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:You look like you come from good breeding stock Follow this up by inspecting her teeth and feeling her leg muscles.
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Applewhite posted:My friends and I were talking and we think you should have this *hands her "most beautiful woman at the bar" award* Is that how you get a trophy wife?
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