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milkingmycow posted:Is that how you get a trophy wife? 
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Applewhite posted:Open your mouth and let a flood of live spiders pour out all over her. Someone repost that scrabble tile barf post ITT
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Feb 10, 2015 18:26
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Phoon posted:whats updog It's a rhetorical device used to induce people into saying something that sounds like "what's up, dog" when they ask for clarification on what it is (say "what's updog" and then "what's up, dog" out loud to yourself and see that they sound very similar). But I'm not sure why you asked about updog when we're all waiting for closure on the definition of the word "buttfor."
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Feb 10, 2015 18:36
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i recommend having your penis out and just screaming at the top of your lungs for a good minute, it establishes dominance
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Feb 10, 2015 18:42
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Are you a race-hater? There are so few of us left in Obama's America, and fewer every day. Together we can save the Republic, but only if you accept my noble Aryan seed.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:47
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the best way to go up to a girl and break the ice is to look at your shoes as you pass, then keep walking
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Feb 10, 2015 18:50
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Look at her shoes as you pass and complement them.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:52
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it is posted:It's a rhetorical device used to induce people into saying something that sounds like "what's up, dog" when they ask for clarification on what it is (say "what's updog" and then "what's up, dog" out loud to yourself and see that they sound very similar). But I'm not sure why you asked about updog when we're all waiting for closure on the definition of the word "buttfor." i wish i had a hertz donut right now
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Feb 10, 2015 18:53
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Applewhite posted:Look at her shoes as you pass and complement them. then offer to braid them
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Feb 10, 2015 18:55
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Are you a race-hater? There are so few of us left in Obama's America, and fewer every day. Together we can save the Republic, but only if you accept my noble Aryan seed. It's kinda the same but, had a girl try a weird ''icebreak'' to a group of us. My roommate got a ride from her from work and there was a little get together so, asked if she wanted to hang. She did and was quiet most of the night and did not really speak to anyone besides him. Well, we were planning funny protest some stuff for a westboro baptist church thing, this was the first time they were getting significant press. Then she speaks out, without cracking a smile. "You know what we should be protesting? That friend of the family president of ours"
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Feb 10, 2015 18:59
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"le epic reddit army has arrived"
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Feb 10, 2015 19:00
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can I buy you a drink im gay
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Feb 10, 2015 19:01
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Smash it Smash hit posted:It's kinda the same but, had a girl try a weird ''icebreak'' to a group of us. My roommate got a ride from her from work and there was a little get together so, asked if she wanted to hang. She did and was quiet most of the night and did not really speak to anyone besides him. Well, we were planning funny protest some stuff for a westboro baptist church thing, this was the first time they were getting significant press. Lmao, I'd have clinked my glass with hers
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Feb 10, 2015 19:07
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I bet I can guess the size of your Breasts they're size VERY NICE! wa wa we wa, my name a borat
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Feb 10, 2015 19:08
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AMINAL posted:wa wa we wa, an old, short, white afro'd israelite at my work says this seriously when something bad happens and i cant help but giggle each time. I even tell him, ''Avi, sometimes in life you are the wa wa, and other times you are the we wa'' he doesnt understand me very well.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:15
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*Doesnt go to bars and stays home all the time with her cat *Eats candy and cries about being alone
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Feb 10, 2015 19:15
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jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel
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Feb 10, 2015 19:16
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Poke her with your dick from the other end of the bar. Reel it back in and look nonchalant when she looks over.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:16
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i offer to read their palm and tell them they will have a nice house and spit in their hand and say that is the pool.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:17
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Applewhite posted:Poke her with your dick from the other end of the bar. Reel it back in and look nonchalant when she looks over. Is your peen a measuring tape? You should work at Lowes/HomeDepot.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:18
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don't break the ice too much because it'll melt faster and the body will start to smell
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Feb 10, 2015 19:18
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Point out that she's got something on her shirt. Hit her on the nose with your finger when she looks down.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:19
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psyopmonkey posted:*Doesnt go to bars and stays home all the time with her cat Halfway to Buddhist or something like that!!
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Feb 10, 2015 19:23
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As for a good icebreaker I would say something like "Damnit what are YOU doing in my bar??" to a total stranger in a bar and be serious about it.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:26
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another good one is an ice axe blade to the head
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Feb 10, 2015 19:26
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"Hi there. Im (name) and I think youre really pretty."
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Feb 10, 2015 19:28
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psyopmonkey posted:*Doesnt go to bars and stays home all the time with her cat This combined with your post in the Shower Thoughts thread leads me to believe you might be going through a stressful time. PM me if you want to talk about it 
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Feb 10, 2015 19:28
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"i broke my arm can you help me move this couch into my van?"
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Feb 10, 2015 19:29
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psyopmonkey posted:"Hi there. Im (name) and I think youre really pretty." Breathe like Peter Lorre as you say this for added effect.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:29
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i just tend to be really handsome and wait for them to realize it.
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A misanthrope posted:"i broke my arm can you help me move this couch into my van?" "Was she a great big fat person?"
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Feb 10, 2015 19:30
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Hello my name is _________, how are you? Works pretty well.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:32
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psyopmonkey posted:"Was she a great big fat person?" yes and btw "do you want to see my lady suit?" is not a good icebreaker
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Feb 10, 2015 19:35
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A misanthrope posted:yes and btw "do you want to see my lady suit?" is not a good icebreaker Good to know. I wont invest in that pant suit then.
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Feb 10, 2015 19:44
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I'm thinking of switching to women's underwear, what brand do you use?
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Feb 10, 2015 19:46
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Applewhite posted:I'm thinking of switching to women's underwear, what brand do you use? Dude undies > Chick Undies 
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Feb 10, 2015 19:48
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Applewhite posted:Look at her shoes as you pass and complement them. i do this a lot when im drunk but its because i really am complementing their shoes and i just keep on walking lol I really dont know why
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Feb 10, 2015 19:49
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psyopmonkey posted:Dude undies > Chick Undies Is that so?
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Feb 10, 2015 19:49
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Applewhite posted:Is that so? drat right. got to have my thighs squeezed slightly as they are magnificent
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Do you Skype?  <-- literally make this face
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